5 things you never wanted to know about me.

[Ryobi]

Originally Posted by SoNotHer

Of course I am sorry for the loss of your toenail, Sparkle, I lost a full set of toenails once borrowing smaller-sized shoes for a 10-mile run. But I am suppressing a laugh and of course want know part of the set, where you were standing, and what part you played...

Probably the same piece that taught me to always wear steel toes for an in and an out.....always. I was standing mid-stage, playing the part of a stagehand. Now I'm wondering just how many people that set has maimed over it's running time. Its an awkward one.

[AtLast]

OK, here goes....

I have extremely thick toe nails. Keeping them trimmed and "sanded" is so important as I have had more than one lover jump out of bed due to my running a foot along her leg and it did not feel good! I use bone cutters to trim my toenails... and sometimes my fingernails!

I love vacuum cleaners. I will stop and go into a store to just look at what's new in suction. Preferred brand is Sabo, but the Dyson pet hair vacuum looks damn good!

I always touch up iron clothes before wearing them, especially formal ware. I sometimes even iron my jeans and shirts just back from the dry cleaners. might be due to having a 1940's closet- so small, the clothes get messed up just hanging in it! But, I don't even get the jeans things sometimes.

I hum.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Honey

5. If you watch porn thru binoculars it gives you the sensation that you are peeking in someones windows

This makes me want to try it.

[Honey]

Mmm..yeeessss...try it naked with the windows open while eating an altoid...its like being in a fucked up York Peppermint Patty commercial

[uglyboi]

When I order a filet at a restaurant I always ask for a side of pork rinds.

I like to sandpaper mushrooms.

I find my mouth making promises my body can't keep.

I've never thought Angelina Jolie was anything special. Cate Blanchett is beautiful but oddly not sexy.

I enjoy playing the piano with gloves on.