[dixie]

Originally Posted by Ciaran

Ok, I've got a ticking clock now p.s. thank goodness my "l" key is working again ...


I was taking relationship advice today from my life coach (well, my personal assistant but she's basically my life coach and surrogate older sister, despite being a decade younger than I am).


She told me that I should aim to be married by the time I'm 40. We both agreed that I'd wanting to be dating casually for at least 6 months and more seriously for a further year before I popped the question ..... and then that we'd want at least a year to plan a wedding and so on.


Therefore, she worked out that, under this agreed plan, I've now got approx two weeks to find my future wife


Anyone here (preferably without a recent criminal record, although in my desperation I'll maybe overlook minor misdemeanours) want to get married in summer 2015?

Sorry. I'm training for a Tough Mudder marathon that will be occurring during that time frame. Otherwise I'd be willing, simply because of your excellent fashion sense.