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Old 01-29-2013, 12:17 AM   #3341
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I am not *THAT* unlucky lol. I too love that squirrel.
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Still like to come in here to see who's crushin' who.

Mine is an obvious crush but a crush all the same. Crushin' on my Spritz

Carry on crushers and have fun with it!
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ROFLMAO that is the funniest thing I have read in ages!!!!!
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**** well, except for the total absence of any muscle definition or physical strength, much smaller in height, different hair and eye colour. Actually, come to think of it, if Danny de Vito could be his twin, so could I.
You'd be identical, if Arnold Schwarzenegger had a Northern Irish accent .
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I have a couple new friendly crushes.........but they will remain cloaked in secrecy....just cause.....
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oh, it is just decadent....innocuous, sweet crushes....
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I am SOOOOOOO crushing my beautiful girl after 2 years together. Happy Anniversary sylvie, I adore you. Allllll my love and allllll my kisses!
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might just be a possibility....
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...a crush?... what is a girl to do amidst this sea of ... well endowed loveliness... yes, one must crush...
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Oh YES! Crushing hard! But shhhhh! It's a secret! For the moment anyhow...
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OMG...

I had a crush on this Butch Top for YEARS...

The couple time I talked to him in in private, I was a blathering idiot.. I knew just about everything about him and he knew nothing about me

*blush*

I'm sure he thought I was more than slightly odd... Not in the way that I am slighty odd, but in that bad slighty odd way...

Sigh..
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I had a crush on this Butch Top for YEARS...

The couple time I talked to him in in private, I was a blathering idiot.. I knew just about everything about him and he knew nothing about me

*blush*

I'm sure he thought I was more than slightly odd... Not in the way that I am slighty odd, but in that bad slighty odd way...

Sigh..
Yup, totally been there. Recently, even... and as for blathering idiot, oh honey...I will stutter, stammer, and make absolute zero sense, especially in person around a crush. Dammit. *le sigh*
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Ok, I've got a ticking clock now p.s. thank goodness my "l" key is working again ...


I was taking relationship advice today from my life coach (well, my personal assistant but she's basically my life coach and surrogate older sister, despite being a decade younger than I am).


She told me that I should aim to be married by the time I'm 40. We both agreed that I'd wanting to be dating casually for at least 6 months and more seriously for a further year before I popped the question ..... and then that we'd want at least a year to plan a wedding and so on.


Therefore, she worked out that, under this agreed plan, I've now got approx two weeks to find my future wife


Anyone here (preferably without a recent criminal record, although in my desperation I'll maybe overlook minor misdemeanours) want to get married in summer 2015?
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I was taking relationship advice today from my life coach (well, my personal assistant but she's basically my life coach and surrogate older sister, despite being a decade younger than I am).


She told me that I should aim to be married by the time I'm 40. We both agreed that I'd wanting to be dating casually for at least 6 months and more seriously for a further year before I popped the question ..... and then that we'd want at least a year to plan a wedding and so on.


Therefore, she worked out that, under this agreed plan, I've now got approx two weeks to find my future wife


Anyone here (preferably without a recent criminal record, although in my desperation I'll maybe overlook minor misdemeanours) want to get married in summer 2015?
Sorry. I'm training for a Tough Mudder marathon that will be occurring during that time frame. Otherwise I'd be willing, simply because of your excellent fashion sense.
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I think I'm just gonna start handing these out....makes it easier than saying it lol




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Yup, totally been there. Recently, even... and as for blathering idiot, oh honey...I will stutter, stammer, and make absolute zero sense, especially in person around a crush. Dammit. *le sigh*

Lucky for me it's only happened twice in my life...

I'm pretty direct and agressive when I'm interested in someone

Grin.... I remember the first time a butch told me to back down and let her wear the pants...

lol.. I don't even remember her name now.. If you have to tell me to back down, then you don't have what it takes to make me blush and stammer and generally act like a total fool....

Sort of miss that feeling... just a lil...
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