07-16-2013, 04:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DapperButch
My dog is a mental case. He has taken to standing behind the recliner for no apparent reason. Like, right now...I am in the recliner, leaned back and Mr. Mental Case is standing behind me. Behind him is a wall. Actually, it is a corner. The freak is making no sound, just standing there like a little statue in the corner. Yeah. That's my dog. 
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Maybe you have a spirit in the room. Animals sense that kind of stuff.
Or maybe he's secretly plotting to steal your recliner.
Or how to stab you with a fork and no opposable digits.
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