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Old 07-16-2013, 04:23 AM   #1
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My dog is a mental case. He has taken to standing behind the recliner for no apparent reason. Like, right now...I am in the recliner, leaned back and Mr. Mental Case is standing behind me. Behind him is a wall. Actually, it is a corner. The freak is making no sound, just standing there like a little statue in the corner. Yeah. That's my dog.
Maybe you have a spirit in the room. Animals sense that kind of stuff.

Or maybe he's secretly plotting to steal your recliner.

Or how to stab you with a fork and no opposable digits.

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Old 07-16-2013, 05:44 AM   #2
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Maybe you have a spirit in the room. Animals sense that kind of stuff.

Or maybe he's secretly plotting to steal your recliner.

Or how to stab you with a fork and no opposable digits.

Hmmmm... the recliner is threadbare and at least 20 years old (yes, I am serious, I love the thing), so I am not sure that he would get much for it on the open market.

The fork idea though is a possibility.....I have noticed that food has been disappearing from the fridge and I had assumed I had started sleep walking. Perhaps he has figured out how to open the fridge and wants to stab me so that I don't interrupt his eating when I come home from work each day....good thoughts, Gemme!
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