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Originally Posted by Gemme
Maybe you have a spirit in the room. Animals sense that kind of stuff.
Or maybe he's secretly plotting to steal your recliner.
Or how to stab you with a fork and no opposable digits.

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Hmmmm... the recliner is threadbare and at least 20 years old (yes, I am serious, I love the thing), so I am not sure that he would get much for it on the open market.
The fork idea though is a possibility.....I have noticed that food has been disappearing from the fridge and I had assumed I had started sleep walking. Perhaps he has figured out how to open the fridge and wants to stab me so that I don't interrupt his eating when I come home from work each day....good thoughts, Gemme!