So....I went to the self checkout at Walmart...typically I won't. I feel it takes jobs away...and as a former cashier...I don't love that...nor do I love paying to check my own things out...but I digress...
I'm done with my order....and gathering my things...and the automated stoopid voice keeps telling me every 3 seconds to "Please take your items!" and I'm trying to get my wallet in my bag and get the 3 bags of stuff I bought....and the endless rant of the voice thing is unnerving......so I started saying under my breath, " I AM taking my items!" "Give me a minute!" which ultimately turns into......"Shut the fuck up!!" because I'm peeved by now....and I look up to find....the REAL cashier that supervises the auto check out...is RIGHT THERE.... Sooo I smile and say... "I hate these things!!" and she tells me to have a good day.......
I'm going to start headlining these stories as "reasons I should be a hermit"
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