That awkward moment when.....

cinnamongrrl · 12-02-2013, 08:11 AM

So....I went to the self checkout at Walmart...typically I won't. I feel it takes jobs away...and as a former cashier...I don't love that...nor do I love paying to check my own things out...but I digress...

I'm done with my order....and gathering my things...and the automated stoopid voice keeps telling me every 3 seconds to "Please take your items!" and I'm trying to get my wallet in my bag and get the 3 bags of stuff I bought....and the endless rant of the voice thing is unnerving......so I started saying under my breath, " I AM taking my items!" "Give me a minute!" which ultimately turns into......"Shut the fuck up!!" because I'm peeved by now....and I look up to find....the REAL cashier that supervises the auto check out...is RIGHT THERE.... Sooo I smile and say... "I hate these things!!" and she tells me to have a good day.......

I'm going to start headlining these stories as "reasons I should be a hermit"

cinnamongrrl · 12-15-2013, 01:50 PM

Before Coffee:
So...I woke up and my car was plowed in....

I'm trying to get IN the car to get it started and warm it up to make the whole clearing off easier....

I try and try to open the door...but it's frozen shut...I thought

After pulling and pulling and getting it open only a crack...and then trying to get my fingers in enough to really pull....then....I suddenly realize...the snow is piled sooo high it is blocking the door from opening...

After Coffee:
So...
My dad went out and cleared off my car <3 (I stayed over since the roads were bad after work)
I get in to leave...I have the door open...and without thinking, turn on the wipers....and end up with a lap full of snow....joyousness....

Last night at work:

My employer insisted on walking me down to my car (it couldn't make it up her driveway) and helped me clear off my car...
She pulled up my wiper blade to clear my windshield on her side and it comes off in her hand

Long story short...we fumbled in the dark giggling like girls because we Just COULD NOT get it....I was going to resort to tying the wiper on with yarn... (we did try...lol ) but she decided electrical tape would be best....it's still on there...so....

cinnamongrrl · 12-15-2013, 01:58 PM

Totally forgot this one...or two....

I get to my dad's house last night...taking refuge from the snow after a 3 hour drive (that typically takes an hour) from work.

My dad, his best friend and my brother are all sitting down to dinner... I come in and take off my soaking wet freezing cold shoes....at that time I realize that my scrub pants are drenched on the bottom....and as I try to walk, there are balls of ice in the cuffs that are so big I nearly trip on them. I exclaim...without thinking, "I can't walk with these big balls in my pants!!"

So....then....

I hurry to the bathroom....cuz I'm dying to pee....I get in the bathroom and plop down....completely forgetting this is a male dominated environment...and about fall in cuz the seat is up

My shrieks were heard by all....

MsBluem · 12-15-2013, 02:03 PM

That awkward moment when your normally distant kitty is loving and snuggly all day. And then you realize at the end of the day she shat all over your nice clean sheets and she looks at you like she did a good deed.

uglyboi · 12-17-2013, 12:38 PM

That ackward moment when I tell her to go make me a sandwich and I end up making the sandwich.

Queenie · 12-17-2013, 12:48 PM

That awkward moment when your sister walks in on you having phone sex! This happened to me years ago. She was so pissed at me. As I was doing this on her sofa!

12-17-2013, 01:56 PM

When you see the choir-master again after miss-sending the filthiest text to him instead of your lover.

Yup! It really happened.

12-02-2013, 08:11 AM	#1
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,660 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,225 Thanked 27,596 Times in 6,955 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	more shopping fun! So....I went to the self checkout at Walmart...typically I won't. I feel it takes jobs away...and as a former cashier...I don't love that...nor do I love paying to check my own things out...but I digress... I'm done with my order....and gathering my things...and the automated stoopid voice keeps telling me every 3 seconds to "Please take your items!" and I'm trying to get my wallet in my bag and get the 3 bags of stuff I bought....and the endless rant of the voice thing is unnerving......so I started saying under my breath, " I AM taking my items!" "Give me a minute!" which ultimately turns into......"Shut the fuck up!!" because I'm peeved by now....and I look up to find....the REAL cashier that supervises the auto check out...is RIGHT THERE.... Sooo I smile and say... "I hate these things!!" and she tells me to have a good day....... I'm going to start headlining these stories as "reasons I should be a hermit" __________________

12-15-2013, 01:50 PM	#2
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,660 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,225 Thanked 27,596 Times in 6,955 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Car fun! Before Coffee: So...I woke up and my car was plowed in.... I'm trying to get IN the car to get it started and warm it up to make the whole clearing off easier.... I try and try to open the door...but it's frozen shut...I thought After pulling and pulling and getting it open only a crack...and then trying to get my fingers in enough to really pull....then....I suddenly realize...the snow is piled sooo high it is blocking the door from opening... After Coffee: So... My dad went out and cleared off my car <3 (I stayed over since the roads were bad after work) I get in to leave...I have the door open...and without thinking, turn on the wipers....and end up with a lap full of snow....joyousness.... Last night at work: My employer insisted on walking me down to my car (it couldn't make it up her driveway) and helped me clear off my car... She pulled up my wiper blade to clear my windshield on her side and it comes off in her hand Long story short...we fumbled in the dark giggling like girls because we Just COULD NOT get it....I was going to resort to tying the wiper on with yarn... (we did try...lol ) but she decided electrical tape would be best....it's still on there...so.... __________________

12-15-2013, 01:58 PM	#3
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,660 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,225 Thanked 27,596 Times in 6,955 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	more weather fun.... Totally forgot this one...or two.... I get to my dad's house last night...taking refuge from the snow after a 3 hour drive (that typically takes an hour) from work. My dad, his best friend and my brother are all sitting down to dinner... I come in and take off my soaking wet freezing cold shoes....at that time I realize that my scrub pants are drenched on the bottom....and as I try to walk, there are balls of ice in the cuffs that are so big I nearly trip on them. I exclaim...without thinking, "I can't walk with these big balls in my pants!!" So....then.... I hurry to the bathroom....cuz I'm dying to pee....I get in the bathroom and plop down....completely forgetting this is a male dominated environment...and about fall in cuz the seat is up My shrieks were heard by all.... __________________

12-15-2013, 02:03 PM	#4
MsBluem Member How Do You Identify?: Queer femme Preferred Pronoun?: feminine ones are fine Relationship Status: open Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Indiana Posts: 397 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 333 Thanked 1,844 Times in 371 Posts Rep Power: 16353569	That awkward moment when your normally distant kitty is loving and snuggly all day. And then you realize at the end of the day she shat all over your nice clean sheets and she looks at you like she did a good deed. __________________ “Never forget who you are, for surely the world won’t. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”

12-17-2013, 12:38 PM	#5
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	Yo Beas! That ackward moment when I tell her to go make me a sandwich and I end up making the sandwich.

12-17-2013, 12:48 PM	#6
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12-17-2013, 01:56 PM	#7
Daktari Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a My Photo Gallery	That awkward moment... When you see the choir-master again after miss-sending the filthiest text to him instead of your lover. Yup! It really happened.