[Kenna]

Originally Posted by Kenna

Damn mean azz guinea bird!

Kobi has her feathers ruffled by wild turkeys and I'm stuck with mean azz guinea bird flogging my chickens. A couple months ago I had "rescued" him from certain death running around wild (his buddy had been killed by some predator) ...so the knucklehead pays me back by flogging my chickens when a neighbors flock of other guineas got loose. He started RAISING HELL ...this isn't the first time. my neighbors said he isn't theirs ...so this time it was so bad he really pissed.me off....HE HAD TO GO....so in my sweat pants, tshirt and farm boots...I climb in the chicken hutch armed only with a bath towels...of course tge chickens decided to fly up in my face and flog my legs...while I'm in there chasing birds, it starts to POUR DOWN !! ... much cussing and flogging later, I put towel over guinea and declare GOT YOU BEAST!! ...then the fun part of climbing out through the small rigged door without him tearing me up...PLOP him into a dog crate for safe keeping and in the garden shed...

sent a text to my roomie (after getting inside safe but SOAKED and muddy ) that crazy bird has 3 options ...get released to run wild and risk being killed by raccoon ...given to neighbors that's currently "in need" of a little help...or GET ROASTED ...
life on the farm!!

This critter wasn't laying eggs and was hurting my birds...TIME TO GO...

I need a shower...

Kenna...the Guinea Wrangler!

Even after the guinea pissed me off again this morning when I went to feed him....he survived my anger and has found a new home with my neighbor...I only hope my neighbor found the crate on his porch before it got too cold out I knocked but he didn't answer... That's what the country boy gets for not having a phone.

After all that, my phone company pissed me off....very bad customer service.