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what a way to start my day...
Damn mean azz guinea bird!
Kobi has her feathers ruffled by wild turkeys and I'm stuck with mean azz guinea bird flogging my chickens. A couple months ago I had "rescued" him from certain death running around wild (his buddy had been killed by some predator) ...so the knucklehead pays me back by flogging my chickens when a neighbors flock of other guineas got loose. He started RAISING HELL ...this isn't the first time. my neighbors said he isn't theirs ...so this time it was so bad he really pissed.me off....HE HAD TO GO....so in my sweat pants, tshirt and farm boots...I climb in the chicken hutch armed only with a bath towels...of course tge chickens decided to fly up in my face and flog my legs...while I'm in there chasing birds, it starts to POUR DOWN !! ... much cussing and flogging later, I put towel over guinea and declare GOT YOU BEAST!! ...then the fun part of climbing out through the small rigged door without him tearing me up...PLOP him into a dog crate for safe keeping and in the garden shed... sent a text to my roomie (after getting inside safe but SOAKED and muddy ) that crazy bird has 3 options ...get released to run wild and risk being killed by raccoon ...given to neighbors that's currently "in need" of a little help...or GET ROASTED ... life on the farm!! This critter wasn't laying eggs and was hurting my birds...TIME TO GO... I need a shower... Kenna...the Guinea Wrangler!
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01-14-2014, 09:33 AM
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Dang mt cedar pollen count today...over 31,000. I wonder how they measure that? My eyes just can't catch a break!
Aaaaaaaachew! Many times today 
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01-14-2014, 11:37 AM
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01-14-2014, 11:44 AM
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Lazy co-workers! How do you need a brake when you haven't done anything all day?!?
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01-14-2014, 12:12 PM
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I was miffed by the cable company call-center agent, who first asked my name for verification then proceeded to call me repeatedly by my first name like we'd been best friends since high school. I suspect they are encouraged to do this to establish some palsy rapport and dull any fury you might be feeling towards your cable company. It doesn't work.
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01-17-2014, 11:58 AM
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Sochi shit
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01-19-2014, 11:56 AM
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Just knowing it doesnt matter..
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01-20-2014, 02:33 PM
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My coffeemaker broke. .gif "Say What?") I am a coffee addict. I have had this particular maker for a gazillion years.So I dug the back up out of the closet. The back up was a gift from my brother. He asked what I wanted for Xmas one year. I told him, right down to the model number and color. Did he buy what I requested? Seriously, he's man. He bought what HE thought I should have/want. (Just an aside, that's sexism.) So, I unpack this monstrosity of a coffeemaker in black not white as I asked. There are so many buttons and holes and lights that blink at me, I actually had to look at the directions.....look is not the same as read. I'm sure if I actually read the instructions, I could be having a grilled ham, egg, and cheese croissant delivered to me in bed along with the coffee in the morning. I made 3 pots of coffee milk before I went on Amazon and ordered a couple of the coffeemakers I actually wanted. Seriously, never fuck with my coffee. |
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01-22-2014, 09:41 AM
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NOT A HAPPY CAMPER TODAY..
Getting up @ 4a. to go across town to babysit my nieces & nephews. Slipping & sliding all the way when I get there I find out thier mom isnt going to work.. ATEXT OR CALL WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE... Got a feeling its not going to be a good day around here...
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05-14-2014, 08:57 PM
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I was and still am pissed off beyond words at my phone company's piss poor excuse for customer service!! I'm furious at their total screw up of two different purchases....then they had the audacity to say it would take 15 days for a refund.
I was ready to POP SEVERAL BRAIN VEINS! I'm still livid at how many crazy inconsistent answers I got and how they couldn't seem to get a simple purchase processed correctly. I was on the phone with them from 8am till 1:30pm....TOTALLY UNREAL... then they couldn't even correctly process the cancels and refunds. Which resulted in 2 more phone calls. Sigh.... vent over...
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05-24-2014, 08:11 PM
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Have flat on state interstate. After talking to Gecko for 45 minutes I am informed that the dept of transportation has to tow me and I have to lay out $$$. Pissed
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05-24-2014, 08:17 PM
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Timed Out - Identity Issues
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that woman at the park..who were letting her kids throw rocks at the ducks and geese whole she talked on her phone.....im not sure she saw my dirty looks thru my sunglasses...
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05-24-2014, 09:07 PM
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05-26-2014, 04:36 PM
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01-15-2014, 10:46 PM
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I knocked but he didn't answer... That's what the country boy gets for not having a phone. After all that, my phone company pissed me off....very bad customer service.
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