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Old 05-23-2014, 02:46 PM   #331
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Default Ok pirate lovers ... :)

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
(Because he was standing on the deck!)

What do you call a pirate that skips class?
(Captain Hooky!)

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
(Because they spend years at C!)

How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
(An arm and a leg!)


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