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05-23-2014, 02:46 PM
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Ok pirate lovers ... :)
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
(Because he was standing on the deck!) What do you call a pirate that skips class? (Captain Hooky!) Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? (Because they spend years at C!) How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg? (An arm and a leg!)
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05-23-2014, 05:24 PM
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You might be from Kansas...
Traffic congestion is ten cars waiting to pass a combine on the highway.
OR: You have to travel 20 miles just to go to the nearest mall AND THERE IS THIS: You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water. Kansas 
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05-23-2014, 06:12 PM
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. 
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05-24-2014, 04:48 AM
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05-24-2014, 03:08 PM
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What do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
(A hot-diggity-dog!) What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? (A carrot!) What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot? (A walkie-talkie!)
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05-24-2014, 03:31 PM
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Six Pack!
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
I was reading a book on anti-gravity, I got to admit it was pretty hard to put down. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure... The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless ? How do you make an egg roll? You push it.
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05-24-2014, 05:42 PM
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