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Old 11-26-2009, 09:11 AM   #1
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Just a few of the things that skeeve me OUT:

Reading about the pubic hair Medusa found painted to her office wall.

The weird sticky stuff that accumulates *under* the shelves in the fridge.

Clipped finger or toe nails on the CARPET! Pick that stuff up!

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Old 11-26-2009, 09:42 AM   #2
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The sound of Hym biting Hys nails...literally makes me cringe.
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Old 11-26-2009, 10:43 AM   #3
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I guess the sound of a drill or the hammering of my doctors as they replace a hip or total knee replacement. I have been trying to get accustomed to the sight and sound but no matter how many we do a day, it just skeeves me out.
Ohhh, and the neighbors dog that barks at his own shadow ~grinz~
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Old 11-26-2009, 10:58 AM   #4
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Couch beds and Murphy beds.

I was closed up in a Murphy bed by my sister, when I was about 6 years old, at the Francis Scott Key Hotel in Washington, DC, and it terrified me. I can still smell the odor of that closet that the bed folded into, and see the steel workings/hoist mechanism of the bed in that dark closet. I thought that bed had eaten me.

So to this day, if I know that a couch folds out into a sleeper, I won't sit on it and would NEVER EVER sleep on one. I won't sit or go near a Murphy bed, either. Just the thought of that skeeves the out of me.

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Old 11-26-2009, 11:01 AM   #5
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Just a few of the things that skeeve me OUT:

Clipped finger or toe nails on the CARPET! Pick that stuff up!

What skeeves you?
I wondered who would start this thread here - thanks Sabra, always a favorite!

Public nail clipping. What?

Do that shit at home!
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Old 11-26-2009, 12:08 PM   #6
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Roaches
Someone tapping me on the shoulder
People who peel their sunburned skin in public

I am sure there are more things...will be back later
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Yes, yes, and yes.
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Old 11-26-2009, 06:53 PM   #8
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Wet garbage.

People who touch wet garbage then don't immediately wash their hands and go around touching things.

People who don't wash their hands after using the restroom.

People who don't wash their hands after using the restroom and go around touching things.

Actually, these things also make me want to hurl. (Why is there no smiley for that??)
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Old 11-26-2009, 08:03 PM   #9
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Feeling what's under a restaurant table.
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Old 11-26-2009, 09:06 PM   #10
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Someone reading over my shoulder.
Most white foods (I know...it is odd.)
Reading professionally published work with editing errors.
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People who make a lot of noise when they eat...especially smacking noises and heavy, mouth breathing

People with horrid table manners

People who lick spoons and put them back in the community bowl

Double Dippers (unless we're friends, then it's ok)

People who taste things by sticking their fingers in the bowl

Sticky-fingered children

Children at buffets (a) they're too short for the sneeze guard, and b) their little hands have probably been up their noses shortly before touching the community spoon)

If I think about it too long...buffets


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* Dirty fingernails

* Crusty, gummy white FUNK in the corner of people's mouths

* Dirty butt smells

* Gelatinous pate'

* Seeing people eat their own boogers when they think nobody is looking

* Christmas sweaters and socks

* "Purity" Balls

* Sitting in a seat that someone else has just vacated and feeling the warmth from where their butt was

* Spitty children with sticky fingers and that "ring o' funk" around their necks
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Wet garbage.

People who touch wet garbage then don't immediately wash their hands and go around touching things.
Garbage Juice is a major skeeve


As Are The Non-HandWashers,
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people who dont think before they speak...or try to sound smarter than they really are.....

people who overstep boundaries with no regard for their actions...makes me want to hurl actually....

rudeness in any form....puts a bad taste in my mouth and i always have a hard time not judging them for it...
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