funny stories

[luv2luvgirls]

I thought we could all share a story that is funny to us whatever it may be about....I'll go first

Ok this was the first time I approached a woman...I was like 18 in a gay club in Tampa dancing on the dance floor I notice this lady watching me and swaying to the music,so I strut myself over to her as I walk up she stops moving and stares lol. I get to her and say do you want to dance? She replies with oh I am sorry but I am here with my husband....from behind her a guy kinda steps out..I am embarressed and try to stamer out im sorry you are just the prettiest woman here so I tried *smile* as I turn away she grabs my arm and says your so cute! pulls me in and kisses the heck outta me..I was like then she turns to her hubby and states man are you getting lucky tonight! I would pick the straight lady with her husband as my first try smh
Anyone else have a funny story to share?