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Old 12-01-2009, 08:55 PM   #1
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Do you know what to do in this thread? Have you played this game elsewhere? Wanna join in the fun? (I wonder if June will be mad if you don't play, what do you think??)

And... of course... what about Naomi???
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Do You mean Naomi Judd?
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Old 12-01-2009, 08:59 PM   #3
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Naomi Judd... hmm... I wonder... does anyone know the Naomi to whom I refer?

Is anyone else watching SYTYCD? Does anyone else have a cat trying to climb on their head? Isn't it hard to talk in query when tired?
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Does Jenny know June's fickle?

Do I love SYTYCD or WHAT? Is it colder in Austin than it is in the north right now? Did You know that Austin might get SNOW this week??? Should Diva stay inside while the natives crash into each other? You know You really don't have to answer THAT, right?

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Should I chuckle at Diva because it is warmer than Austin and Sunny?

Can I tell you that I miss The Diva, because I found her kick ass purse today?
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Should I chuckle at Diva because it is warmer than Austin and Sunny?

Can I tell you that I miss The Diva, because I found her kick ass purse today?

Should I tell You that it's YOUR kick ass purse now?

Do You know I just KNEW it would be warmer up there? Did You know I giggled at the thought? Do You think I should invite La Nina to tea?

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Old 12-02-2009, 11:53 AM   #7
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helloooo?

Do I have an interview tomorrow at a pet resort?
Will people please send me you deserve that job because it's perfect for you vibes?

Will there be forks?
How do you like your meat?

Can all the Austin dogs that I have loved before please give me references?
Wouldnt this job fit perfectly with my goal to be a dog groomer dream?
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helloooo?

Do I have an interview tomorrow at a pet resort?
Will people please send me you deserve that job because it's perfect for you vibes?

Will there be forks?
How do you like your meat?

Can all the Austin dogs that I have loved before please give me references?
Wouldnt this job fit perfectly with my goal to be a dog groomer dream?

Don't You think You're a SHOE~IN? Will they make You feed THEIR dogs with a FORK!?!?!?
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Is it just me or is the public need for gossip and info on celebrities getting uglier?
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Well, now... have I Communicated by Query before... oh, in the long, long ago? And am I likely to do so again?

Is life not being sweetly satisfying and deucedly hard both at once these days, and I am not struggling to keep up? And did I not just have to add "deucedly" to my spellchecker?

AM I ready for our Neighborhood Holiday Dinner tomorrow evening...? Or am I here, instead, tooling around, looking for new threads when I should be in the kitchen cooking? Will I make something spectacular for the dinner... or will I wimp out and bake brownies again?

Do I care? lolol, or am I just plain glad I get to go this time, since I had to miss the meeting two months in a row?

Am I thinking I owe some thanks to those I pray to? *and am I nodding emphatically?* Should I bake the brownies and be glad?

Am I thanking Jenny and June for this querulous frame of......... waaaaaaaait jusssst a minnit *am I giving y'all a suspicious look* IS "querulous" the proper adjective for "query"?!! and if not, WHY not?!!

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Am I sending Dude good interview vibes? Can't you just see him putting Christmas bows on all the poodles?
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Should we call Dude NOW? Won't it be ok because jaqueline's in the front yard looking at their Christmas lights?

Is there someone who can come refill my wine glass?
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Am I joining in the wish for good job vibes? And am I once again here tooling through threads when I need to be elsewhere? And does it make me laugh at myself to think "don't you know it"?

Have I given up on both anything spectacular AND brownies for the dinner tonight, and settled on homemade appleasauce instead, since it doesn't need the oven at all? And didn't Gryph make me laugh by requesting lots of cinnamon, since I go overboard with it anyway?

Am I waving buh-bye?
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will adding my good luck vibes make a tiny bit of difference? does anyone else have a cinnamon allergy? will the sun come out today?

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Is it the full moon making everything wonky? What is up with all the weirdos and creeps in the world, and why do they all want to be MY friend?
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What does that say about those who are Jenny's friends?

Did Naomi get the information on the new location for the coffee dispensation?
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Has anyone started a Farm Town thread yet?

Is it true that mine are packed full of hella snow?

Did I hear Naomi rustling around in the back?

Do I miss working, and bitching about Suzuki sometimes?



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Has anybody seen mah lighter?


Did I leave it on the bus?

Will I need it later for mah special OhM Moments?


Isn't this the coolest tree ever?!?




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Did that guys dogs liike me more than he did?
Arent animals a better judge of character than people?
Am I over it?
Will I have to commute to dallas to feel some love?
Cant I hang with Day and his lighter instead?

Are there a shed full of xmas lights to put away?
Why am I the only one up?

Why did I meet a woman and her 25 chcikens?
Then another woman with 25 horses?
Why not 27?
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Can Dude come hang with me anytime?


Why stop at 27, when we all know that 29 is the new 25.


Oh wait...<<<will those distract Dude long enuff to make up more stuff that makes no sense?






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