Thoughts To Get You Through A Crisis....

TexasCowboi · 06-04-2010, 05:38 AM

Thoughts To Get You Through Any Crisis.....

1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.

2. There is always one more son-of-a-bitch than you can count

3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of
preparation.

4. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.

5. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

6. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

7. Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

8. The facts, although they may be interesting, are irrelevant.

9. The careful application of terror is also a form of
communication.

10. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the
real world.

11. Things are more like they are today than they ever were
before.

12. Anything worth fighting for, is worth fighting dirty for.

13. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no
simpler.

14. Friends my come and go, but enemies accumulate.

15. I have seen the Truth and it makes no sense.

16. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticizm.

17. This is probably as bad as it can get, but dont count on it.

18. If you think there is good in everyone, you haven't met
everyone.

19. All other things being equal, big people use more soap.

20. If you can smile when things are going wrong, you have
someone in mind to blame.

21. One-seventh of your life is spent on Mondays.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they change the ends.

23. Not one shred of evidence supports the idea that life is
serious.

24. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

** This is just humor....It takes humor to get some people through a crisis.... Feel free to post your own lists or cute, odd and funny things that you say to get yourself or someone you know, through a crisis.... I'd love to see 'em...

Cowboi

Fancy · 06-04-2010, 07:02 AM

Reality is stranger than fiction.

Passionaria · 06-04-2010, 08:09 AM

As humans, all we can do is our best. At times we are faced with impossible circumstances where it feels like our best isn't good enough. There is beauty and honor in doing your best in the face of the impossible...........

Queerasfck · 06-04-2010, 08:14 AM

I get most of my guidance from the Magic 8 Ball. As long as it's yes or no questions I'm good.

Mostly if faced wth certain kids of decisions I think whenever possible time gives you answers. All things revealed in time.

TexasCowboi · 06-04-2010, 08:32 AM

*chuckle* I love the Magic 8 Ball.

Kobi · 06-04-2010, 09:10 AM

I learned something along the way:

When in doubt, unless there is an immediate threat to life, limb or property- it is best to do nothing. Allow time for more information to emerge and the right path will find its way to you.

Diva · 06-04-2010, 09:20 AM

In a serious crisis, I have learned to stay detached. It really helps me stay focused on what I need to do. I can "break down" later.

JustJo · 06-04-2010, 09:24 AM

Chocolate helps....

TexasCowboi · 06-04-2010, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJo

Chocolate helps....

indeed it does!

*eating a Hershey's Dark Chocolate Bar*

katsarecool · 12-06-2010, 01:25 AM

Bumping cause its fun!!!

Turtle · 12-06-2010, 01:41 AM

When crazy stuff is going on I think, "There is always something going on that I don't know about - chill."

TexasCowboi · 12-06-2010, 01:53 AM

My secret to remain employed is to just keep repeating to myself: "it's not worth the jail time, it's not worth the jail time."....

12-06-2010, 08:33 AM

This moment is all that counts... yesterday is gone and tomorrow is not here yet :~)

Glenn · 12-06-2010, 08:39 AM

Nothing is impossible with God. God can do it!

MasterWolf · 12-06-2010, 11:49 AM

Be compassionate with yourself and you will find that you are unable to NOT be compassionate with others.

Gina · 12-06-2010, 12:07 PM

If they are not turning blue or bleeding to death - it is *not* an emergency..

Passionaria · 12-06-2010, 12:43 PM

Please pass the Rescue Remedy.......

Sachita · 12-06-2010, 12:48 PM

blast disco music and dance with the dogs. works every time

JAGG · 12-06-2010, 08:02 PM

When I face a crisis I look at it as a chance to improve and evolve. I look at it like a blessing and I embrace it (might take a few days to get to this point) once I do I'm amazed at how fast the crisis moves on.
I've said this a million times but for those who never heard it I'll say it again and hope it helps you. I believe the universe never gives us more than we can handle. Everything happens for a reason, and that reason is always in the best interest of our evolution, or forward progress. For every adversity life throws at us, it also gives us an equal or better reward along with it. If you think you can't face the crisis , then look for the equal or better reward in it, and try to focus on that , the crisis will pass as fast as it came.

Corkey · 12-06-2010, 08:03 PM

Breathe, just breathe. With each breath you know you are alive and kickin'.

06-04-2010, 05:38 AM	#1
TexasCowboi Member How Do You Identify?: TGStoneButch Relationship Status: Married....'nuff said Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 181 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 178 Thanked 502 Times in 128 Posts Rep Power: 4791449	Thoughts To Get You Through A Crisis.... Thoughts To Get You Through Any Crisis..... 1. Indecision is the key to flexibility. 2. There is always one more son-of-a-bitch than you can count 3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. 4. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks. 5. Happiness is merely the remission of pain. 6. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. 7. Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough. 8. The facts, although they may be interesting, are irrelevant. 9. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication. 10. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. 11. Things are more like they are today than they ever were before. 12. Anything worth fighting for, is worth fighting dirty for. 13. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. 14. Friends my come and go, but enemies accumulate. 15. I have seen the Truth and it makes no sense. 16. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticizm. 17. This is probably as bad as it can get, but dont count on it. 18. If you think there is good in everyone, you haven't met everyone. 19. All other things being equal, big people use more soap. 20. If you can smile when things are going wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. 21. One-seventh of your life is spent on Mondays. 22. By the time you can make ends meet, they change the ends. 23. Not one shred of evidence supports the idea that life is serious. 24. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. ** This is just humor....It takes humor to get some people through a crisis.... Feel free to post your own lists or cute, odd and funny things that you say to get yourself or someone you know, through a crisis.... I'd love to see 'em... Cowboi

06-04-2010, 08:09 AM	#3
Passionaria Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Urban Bohemian : http://youtu.be/IM96Ch9Gx4A Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: She ran away with with the Gypsy's ✿ Posts: 2,519 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,316 Thanked 3,737 Times in 1,248 Posts Rep Power: 16689910	As humans, all we can do is our best. At times we are faced with impossible circumstances where it feels like our best isn't good enough. There is beauty and honor in doing your best in the face of the impossible........... __________________ *Moon cat madness*

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Queerasfck Senior Member How Do You Identify?: still ballin' Relationship Status: Triple X Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: west side Posts: 2,544 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,716 Thanked 6,488 Times in 1,638 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I get most of my guidance from the Magic 8 Ball. As long as it's yes or no questions I'm good. Mostly if faced wth certain kids of decisions I think whenever possible time gives you answers. All things revealed in time. __________________ http://www.advertisingarchives.co.uk...28750fb328.jpg

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moonfemme Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a My Photo Gallery	This moment is all that counts... yesterday is gone and tomorrow is not here yet :~)

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JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	crisis When I face a crisis I look at it as a chance to improve and evolve. I look at it like a blessing and I embrace it (might take a few days to get to this point) once I do I'm amazed at how fast the crisis moves on. I've said this a million times but for those who never heard it I'll say it again and hope it helps you. I believe the universe never gives us more than we can handle. Everything happens for a reason, and that reason is always in the best interest of our evolution, or forward progress. For every adversity life throws at us, it also gives us an equal or better reward along with it. If you think you can't face the crisis , then look for the equal or better reward in it, and try to focus on that , the crisis will pass as fast as it came. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

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Corkey Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Human Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Very Married Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Where I want to be Posts: 8,155 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 47,491 Thanked 29,269 Times in 6,637 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Breathe, just breathe. With each breath you know you are alive and kickin'. __________________ "Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them". ~Old Tassel, Chief of the Tsalagi (Cherokee)