Knock Knock Jokes

nycfem · 08-06-2013, 11:59 AM

Knock knock

agape · 08-06-2013, 12:02 PM

who's there?

nycfem · 08-06-2013, 12:04 PM

Orange.......

agape · 08-06-2013, 12:06 PM

Orange who?

nycfem · 08-06-2013, 12:09 PM

Orange you going to let me in?? It's very cold outside!

agape · 08-06-2013, 12:10 PM

lolz

pls do come in, I don't want you to freeze

Mopsie · 08-06-2013, 12:49 PM

Love it!

But I don't know any knock knock jokes.

I will be back when I learn one.

ahk · 08-06-2013, 12:51 PM

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

ahk · 08-06-2013, 02:07 PM

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

nycfem · 08-06-2013, 03:01 PM

Knock knock

ahk · 08-06-2013, 03:05 PM

who's there?

nycfem · 08-06-2013, 03:10 PM

Boo................

ahk · 08-06-2013, 03:22 PM

boo who?

nycfem · 08-06-2013, 03:27 PM

Sorry, didn't mean to make you cry. Maybe this gift I brought over for you will cheer you up a little:

Metro · 08-06-2013, 03:34 PM

Knock-knock. (Who's there?)
Norma Lee. (Norma Lee who?)

Norma Lee this is where I deliver the punch line.

Heavenleahangel · 08-06-2013, 04:09 PM

knock knock
who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese no spring chicken!

ahk · 08-06-2013, 04:55 PM

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow’s go
Cow’s go who?
Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!

ForeverBlue · 08-06-2013, 07:14 PM

Knock Knock..

Who's there?

A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didnt know you could yodel!

macele · 08-06-2013, 07:24 PM

knock knock ...

nycfem · 08-06-2013, 07:35 PM

Who's there?

08-06-2013, 11:59 AM	#1
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08-06-2013, 12:02 PM	#2
agape Member How Do You Identify?: queer Preferred Pronoun?: don't care Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: earth Posts: 375 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,537 Thanked 671 Times in 203 Posts Rep Power: 9378959	who's there? __________________ "I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." Martin Luther King, Jr.

08-06-2013, 12:04 PM	#3
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08-06-2013, 12:06 PM	#4
agape Member How Do You Identify?: queer Preferred Pronoun?: don't care Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: earth Posts: 375 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,537 Thanked 671 Times in 203 Posts Rep Power: 9378959	Orange who? __________________ "I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." Martin Luther King, Jr.

08-06-2013, 12:09 PM	#5
nycfem Moderator How Do You Identify?: femme sub Preferred Pronoun?: Baby Grrl Relationship Status: Attached Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 6,793 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 52,987 Thanked 21,489 Times in 5,101 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Orange you going to let me in?? It's very cold outside! __________________ *** How do I... ?** Check out the Members Helping Members thread: http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/foru...embers+Helping

08-06-2013, 12:10 PM	#6
agape Member How Do You Identify?: queer Preferred Pronoun?: don't care Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: earth Posts: 375 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,537 Thanked 671 Times in 203 Posts Rep Power: 9378959	lolz pls do come in, I don't want you to freeze __________________ "I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." Martin Luther King, Jr.

08-06-2013, 12:49 PM	#7
Mopsie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female ones Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Shenandoah Valley Virginia Posts: 4,769 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 36,246 Thanked 8,550 Times in 1,856 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Love it! But I don't know any knock knock jokes. I will be back when I learn one.

08-06-2013, 12:51 PM	#8
ahk Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: Male Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: NM Posts: 5,317 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,688 Thanked 8,537 Times in 2,630 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got!

08-06-2013, 02:07 PM	#9
ahk Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: Male Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: NM Posts: 5,317 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,688 Thanked 8,537 Times in 2,630 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

08-06-2013, 03:01 PM	#10
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08-06-2013, 03:05 PM	#11
ahk Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: Male Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: NM Posts: 5,317 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,688 Thanked 8,537 Times in 2,630 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	who's there?

08-06-2013, 03:10 PM	#12
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08-06-2013, 03:22 PM	#13
ahk Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: Male Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: NM Posts: 5,317 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,688 Thanked 8,537 Times in 2,630 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	boo who?

08-06-2013, 03:27 PM	#14
nycfem Moderator How Do You Identify?: femme sub Preferred Pronoun?: Baby Grrl Relationship Status: Attached Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 6,793 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 52,987 Thanked 21,489 Times in 5,101 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Sorry, didn't mean to make you cry. Maybe this gift I brought over for you will cheer you up a little: __________________ *** How do I... ?** Check out the Members Helping Members thread: http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/foru...embers+Helping

08-06-2013, 03:34 PM	#15
Metro Senior Member How Do You Identify?: • Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: • Posts: 1,606 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,476 Thanked 2,911 Times in 730 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	There's something fisheye goin' on in here... Knock-knock. (Who's there?) Norma Lee. (Norma Lee who?) Norma Lee this is where I deliver the punch line.

08-06-2013, 04:09 PM	#16
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08-06-2013, 04:55 PM	#17
ahk Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: Male Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: NM Posts: 5,317 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,688 Thanked 8,537 Times in 2,630 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow’s go Cow’s go who? Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!

08-06-2013, 07:14 PM	#18
ForeverBlue Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: She/Her Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Ottawa Posts: 2,004 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 490 Thanked 280 Times in 115 Posts Rep Power: 19226770	Knock Knock.. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didnt know you could yodel! __________________ Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. —Will Rogers Go Sens Go!!

08-06-2013, 07:24 PM	#19
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08-06-2013, 07:35 PM	#20
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