What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 21

Gemme · 03-07-2011, 06:44 PM

...dressed in yellie...

Jess · 03-08-2011, 01:34 PM

When I can only dream of busting these moves...Maybe if I had a back-up beep beep thingy...

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVW2BpcMnbo&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube - Funny Grandpa Dancing To Techno[/nomedia]

Jess · 03-08-2011, 01:40 PM

and this... it has been a funny day...

Medusa · 03-08-2011, 02:26 PM

Breaking out into a very terrible rendition of "Hillbilly Bone" with Nancy much to the incredible shock and laughter of the rest of the pod.

Kobi · 03-09-2011, 11:19 PM

Medusa · 03-17-2011, 11:01 AM

Coworkers and I were having a discussion about the use of the "c-bomb".

W was very red in the face and thought it was kinda awesome that I was so freely discussing it when he thought that "most women hate that word".

B, a gay man, was also visibly red in the face and said that he couldnt even remember the last time he heard someone use that word.

A chimed in and said that she didnt have any problem with the word unless someone called her the "c-bomb" in anger, then she'd "whoop someone's behind"

I piped up and said, "I wouldn't even be upset if someone called me a "c" in anger. Hell, I'd be more upset if they called me a "Republican".

Everyone scattered as soon as I said that.

HYSTERICAL!

Kenna · 03-17-2011, 03:35 PM

"Blade sters"

Soon · 03-18-2011, 12:53 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0...=Kathy_Griffin

Kenna · 03-19-2011, 06:47 AM

sis wears a 10-12 in kids and i wear a small in womans and if u want to get us flip-flops i wear 7-8 or if they run in a eightjust get those and moms birthday si APRIL 17 SHE WILL B 33!!!! shes getting old myn is june 17 i will be thirteen finally a teenager!!! its finally here!!!!!!

I must be an ancient aunt since I'm older than her momma?

LeftWriteFemme · 03-19-2011, 08:31 AM

Rook · 03-19-2011, 05:51 PM

Walkin' along the main street uptown, i had my ballcap on with my usual clothes & My rainbow "Pride" button on my jackets collar {it states "and so what if I am?"}, 2 sorority chicks walkin' by gigglin', wearin' barely-there shorts *with greek letters on each ass cheek*, tanks & sneakers...
Right when we crossed path the blond said out loud
"Maybe u just haven't found the right woman kid, wait till college!"
I didn't hesitate and turned with grin that would make cheshire Cat envious..
"Are you offering me your services free of charge?"
The stunned look on their face was fuckin priceless, tickled me Pink ..

Kenna · 03-19-2011, 09:51 PM

While out today running chores, Blade was getting several texts from his mom.... when he's driving, I answer his texts.... but she got me with this one....

her text: I picked up some flappers!

my response:

**picturing a odd but funny visual of Blade's mom wearing flappers .... not flippers .... to flap around the yard**

if you only knew the woman, this would crack you up too!!!

Me: Blade? what's flappers?

Kobi · 03-21-2011, 07:45 PM

The traffic was backing up as I headed into town today.
So, I decided to take an unexpected detour. I also
forgot to use my blinker.

The huge suv pulling out of the road I turned on to
had a driver who bore an uncanny resemblence to
Andy Rooney. I smiled at him. He responded with

and some expletives followed by use
the damn blinker.

When I finished laughing, I smiled knowing someday soon,
I too, will be of the age where I can do things others will
see as cute for my age.

Miss Scarlett · 03-21-2011, 09:26 PM

The reason why my boss was about 20 minutes late for her first client this morning...

Her little dog decided to make a detour through downtown Concord this morning as they were getting out of the car...she usually doesn't have him on a leash because 99.99% of the time he doesn't do this...thinking he'll likely be on a leash tomorrow morning...

(I won't take him out without one and keep 4 or 5 in the office.)

Guy · 03-21-2011, 10:17 PM

Watching Kirstie Alley on dancing with the stars!

Miss Scarlett · 03-24-2011, 04:38 AM

This did...have never seen a receipt from the SC Courts, but the ones in NC indicate how something was paid as well as the associated matter...

Police: Fake money used to pay court fine
By Kimberly Dick

ROCK HILL - Someone used fake money to pay court fines in Rock Hill, police say.

Six $100 bills used at Rock Hill Municipal Court to pay fines were returned from a bank Tuesday, according to a Rock Hill police report.

The bills were found to be counterfeit.

The clerk of court alerted police Tuesday, and the fines are believed to have been paid with the fake money Friday.

The bills were not sequential.

Officers are looking into those who paid larger fines last week, and no arrest has been made

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/201...ed-to-pay.html

BullDog · 03-26-2011, 09:50 PM

I heard the cats batting something around so I went to investigate. The little devil kitty got up into the kitchen cupboard and dragged a bag of cat snacks out and brought it upstairs. I guess the cats wanted a snack.

prettylilgrrl · 03-28-2011, 07:18 PM

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kLdO3EsECs"]YouTube - Which is the Guilty Dog[/nomedia]

Soooo funny.

Kenna · 03-28-2011, 08:24 PM

The best damn laughing fit I've had with my Roomie in a very long time!!!
Since I've known Blade, I don't think I've laughed so much or as hard in my whole life!! We sure have had some damn good "what CRACKED you up" moments!!!

Tonight's hysterical laughter was brought to you courtesy of: Blaze the birthday-Boy and "HAWTflash"!!

*disclaimer.... Blaze was not harmed in the making of this event.... Blade, however, is still recovering and in need of a nurse.

(note to Blaze..... You gotta call your buddy about this one!!

)

Kenna · 03-28-2011, 08:40 PM

Didn't I just say Blade was recovering and in need of a nurse?
Just as I posted that, he called from his "corner" for a heat wrap!!

03-07-2011, 06:44 PM	#401
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03-08-2011, 02:26 PM	#404
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,686 Times in 7,831 Posts Rep Power: 10000025	Breaking out into a very terrible rendition of "Hillbilly Bone" with Nancy much to the incredible shock and laughter of the rest of the pod. __________________ . . . Buy ButchFemmePlanet Merch Here: https://teespring.com/stores/butchfemmeplanetcom-merch

03-09-2011, 11:19 PM	#405
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03-17-2011, 11:01 AM	#406
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,686 Times in 7,831 Posts Rep Power: 10000025	Coworkers and I were having a discussion about the use of the "c-bomb". W was very red in the face and thought it was kinda awesome that I was so freely discussing it when he thought that "most women hate that word". B, a gay man, was also visibly red in the face and said that he couldnt even remember the last time he heard someone use that word. A chimed in and said that she didnt have any problem with the word unless someone called her the "c-bomb" in anger, then she'd "whoop someone's behind" I piped up and said, "I wouldn't even be upset if someone called me a "c" in anger. Hell, I'd be more upset if they called me a "Republican". Everyone scattered as soon as I said that. HYSTERICAL! __________________ . . . Buy ButchFemmePlanet Merch Here: https://teespring.com/stores/butchfemmeplanetcom-merch

03-17-2011, 03:35 PM	#407
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,194 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	"Blade sters" __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

03-08-2011, 01:34 PM	#402
Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,700 Times in 1,682 Posts Rep Power: 0	When I can only dream of busting these moves...Maybe if I had a back-up beep beep thingy... [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVW2BpcMnbo&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube - Funny Grandpa Dancing To Techno[/nomedia]

03-08-2011, 01:40 PM	#403
Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,700 Times in 1,682 Posts Rep Power: 0	and this... it has been a funny day...

03-18-2011, 12:53 PM	#408
Soon Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: attached Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 6,896 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,046 Thanked 13,093 Times in 3,386 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0...=Kathy_Griffin

03-19-2011, 06:47 AM	#409
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,194 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	an email from my niece after I asked what sizes they wear...here's an exact quote: sis wears a 10-12 in kids and i wear a small in womans and if u want to get us flip-flops i wear 7-8 or if they run in a eightjust get those and moms birthday si APRIL 17 SHE WILL B 33!!!! shes getting old myn is june 17 i will be thirteen finally a teenager!!! its finally here!!!!!! I must be an ancient aunt since I'm older than her momma? __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

03-19-2011, 08:31 AM	#410
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03-19-2011, 05:51 PM	#411
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Walkin' along the main street uptown, i had my ballcap on with my usual clothes & My rainbow "Pride" button on my jackets collar {it states "and so what if I am?"}, 2 sorority chicks walkin' by gigglin', wearin' barely-there shorts with greek letters on each ass cheek, tanks & sneakers... Right when we crossed path the blond said out loud "Maybe u just haven't found the right woman kid, wait till college!" I didn't hesitate and turned with grin that would make cheshire Cat envious.. "Are you offering me your services free of charge?" The stunned look on their face was fuckin priceless, tickled me Pink .. __________________

03-19-2011, 09:51 PM	#412
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,194 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	While out today running chores, Blade was getting several texts from his mom.... when he's driving, I answer his texts.... but she got me with this one.... her text: I picked up some flappers! my response: picturing a odd but funny visual of Blade's mom wearing flappers .... not flippers .... to flap around the yard if you only knew the woman, this would crack you up too!!! Me: Blade? what's flappers? __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

03-21-2011, 07:45 PM	#413
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,630 Times in 7,640 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	The traffic was backing up as I headed into town today. So, I decided to take an unexpected detour. I also forgot to use my blinker. The huge suv pulling out of the road I turned on to had a driver who bore an uncanny resemblence to Andy Rooney. I smiled at him. He responded with and some expletives followed by use the damn blinker. When I finished laughing, I smiled knowing someday soon, I too, will be of the age where I can do things others will see as cute for my age. __________________

03-21-2011, 09:26 PM	#414
Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,947 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	The reason why my boss was about 20 minutes late for her first client this morning... Her little dog decided to make a detour through downtown Concord this morning as they were getting out of the car...she usually doesn't have him on a leash because 99.99% of the time he doesn't do this...thinking he'll likely be on a leash tomorrow morning... (I won't take him out without one and keep 4 or 5 in the office.)

03-21-2011, 10:17 PM	#415
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03-24-2011, 04:38 AM	#416
Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,947 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	This did...have never seen a receipt from the SC Courts, but the ones in NC indicate how something was paid as well as the associated matter... Police: Fake money used to pay court fine By Kimberly Dick ROCK HILL - Someone used fake money to pay court fines in Rock Hill, police say. Six $100 bills used at Rock Hill Municipal Court to pay fines were returned from a bank Tuesday, according to a Rock Hill police report. The bills were found to be counterfeit. The clerk of court alerted police Tuesday, and the fines are believed to have been paid with the fake money Friday. The bills were not sequential. Officers are looking into those who paid larger fines last week, and no arrest has been made http://www.charlotteobserver.com/201...ed-to-pay.html

03-26-2011, 09:50 PM	#417
BullDog Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Dominant Stone Butch Daddy Preferred Pronoun?: She Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: In A Healing Place Posts: 5,371 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,160 Thanked 22,655 Times in 4,463 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I heard the cats batting something around so I went to investigate. The little devil kitty got up into the kitchen cupboard and dragged a bag of cat snacks out and brought it upstairs. I guess the cats wanted a snack. __________________ Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other. - Rainer Maria Rilke

03-28-2011, 07:18 PM	#418
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03-28-2011, 08:24 PM	#419
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,194 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	The best damn laughing fit I've had with my Roomie in a very long time!!! Since I've known Blade, I don't think I've laughed so much or as hard in my whole life!! We sure have had some damn good "what CRACKED you up" moments!!! Tonight's hysterical laughter was brought to you courtesy of: Blaze the birthday-Boy and "HAWTflash"!! disclaimer.... Blaze was not harmed in the making of this event.... Blade, however, is still recovering and in need of a nurse. (note to Blaze..... You gotta call your buddy about this one!! ) __________________ *************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

03-28-2011, 08:40 PM	#420
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,194 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Didn't I just say Blade was recovering and in need of a nurse? Just as I posted that, he called from his "corner" for a heat wrap!! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~