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05-14-2013, 10:05 PM
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Mentally Delicious
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Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?:
Mme. Relationship Status:
Married to JD. 
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Imagine both laptops open with our wallpaper-choice pages still open and at least 15 color swatches all over the bed.
Me with my arm in the air like I'm holding Shakespeare and shit reciting some verse that I just wrote. Jackhammer: "That's Beautiful!", amused smile, "I mean......beautiful", snort....cracksnort........guffaw. Me (sniffing away a fake tear): "Ya think?" Jackhammer: "Either that or I'm high!" Me: "Honey, let's get high, write some poetry, and redecorate the library!" We look at each other, pause, and both exclaim in unison, "WE'RE FUCKING GAY!"
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05-15-2013, 04:36 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Jersey
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05-15-2013, 04:43 AM
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Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
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I absolutely want the pole in the middle of their living room. 
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05-15-2013, 01:26 PM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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my mother's pit bull trying to initiate play with her little dog sister...she is just such a big goof! My daughter has actually nick named her Dippy...lol
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05-28-2013, 08:36 PM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
femme-ish Preferred Pronoun?:
she Relationship Status:
taken 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: somewhere, out there....
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This here video... I kinda feel bad laughing at the poor spazzed out kitten, but then I watch it again and giggle hysterically.
Video Linkage cause the other way isn't working... |
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05-28-2013, 09:01 PM
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Junior Member
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butch Preferred Pronoun?:
she, her, syr, he 
Join Date: May 2013
Location: US
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My date after only 3 hours asking when we were going back to my house "for some fun" I just busted out laughing. Girl Please I'm hard to get
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05-30-2013, 12:07 PM
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Senior Member
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Me, myself and I  Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Here
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Listening to David Sedaris at work. He makes me laugh out loud.
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06-13-2013, 08:10 PM
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Infamous Member
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TG Preferred Pronoun?:
He Relationship Status:
once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Down on the farm
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During the terrible thunderstorms we had this evening
Christmas Elf to her Mommy.....Mommy it's raining peas
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06-16-2013, 10:21 PM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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My mom....
My brother and sister have apparently told her she is taking on too much by caring for her elderly neighbor/friend and told her as much...and they are tired of hearing about her activities with said neighbor.... SO...my mom being my mom..... She tells me, "From now on, when they ask me what I did all day, I will say, 'I went to the bar, got drunk, brought home a strange guy and did the nasty all night!'" .gif "Say What?") My mom is a spit fire lil firecracker... 
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06-26-2013, 05:44 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Jersey
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Clicking on these dragon eggs will take you to my new erotic novella: Dragon Bait .........Hope you enjoy it!________________________________________________ Please take a look at my work Click on flashing smilie to see my websiteTo look at my Daddy/girl erotica book Click on pompom girl to see Elbows on the Table, Palms Flat
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06-26-2013, 11:24 AM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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The little old lady club at the assisted living facility where my client lives....
They were discussing the time...and saying that their watches said 10 minutes til 12....but yet the clock on the wall said 10 I had to let my hair cover my face so they wouldn't see me quietly laughing....it was just too adorable.also... same ladies, seem to not realize that my hearing is actually half way decent...for now...and start talking about me before I'm out of earshot...lol They say such nice things And I know they mean it since they don't think I can hear them!
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06-26-2013, 04:37 PM
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Infamous Member
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TG Preferred Pronoun?:
He Relationship Status:
once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am!
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Down on the farm
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My kid brother is a NUT. Well he isn't really a kid he's late 30's, but he's still a NUT!
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06-26-2013, 04:54 PM
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Member
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DONE Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: forever away
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watching the lil thing of a girl working across from me on the line... totally freak out over a spider that crawled in front of her on the table.. then went under the table where no one could find it... i was doing both our work but laughing my ass off in the process... this was just to funny... then.. after said spider was taken care of.... watching our floor manager get the air hose... and give a quick blast on the back of her neck... and watching her freak out again... *laughs* needless to say... she threw a stack of parts at him... its times like that... that makes it all worth it... priceless...
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06-26-2013, 07:54 PM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
Queer femme Preferred Pronoun?:
feminine ones are fine Relationship Status:
open 
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Location: Indiana
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Finally watched the new episode of the Venture Brothers. There was a Clash of the Titans riff that had me almost in tears from laughing so hard.
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06-26-2013, 08:13 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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A message telling me to rest up.....since the Patriots were gonna need me to be their tight end this season....it made me guffaw fosho....lol
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06-26-2013, 08:44 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
Me Relationship Status:
I am a human and not a possession 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Southern Volusia County, FL
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This Duck Dynasty show!
Zimmeh
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06-26-2013, 11:45 PM
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Timed Out - Permanent
How Do You Identify?:
butch stone Preferred Pronoun?:
masculine ones work best... Relationship Status:
♥ engaged to spritz ♥ 
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Daughter comes home late from the ER visit and sits to talk. My grandson is cuddled on the couch with me. She notices a smear of something on the front of her couch....
daughter: juji what is this you got on the couch? juji: let's call it cheese!  LOL He's so random. Even at 1am. 
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06-27-2013, 08:37 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Jersey
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Clicking on these dragon eggs will take you to my new erotic novella: Dragon Bait .........Hope you enjoy it!________________________________________________ Please take a look at my work Click on flashing smilie to see my websiteTo look at my Daddy/girl erotica book Click on pompom girl to see Elbows on the Table, Palms Flat
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06-27-2013, 09:13 AM
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Senior Member
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Miss Twiggy Preferred Pronoun?:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and that shit doesn't sound atrocious! Relationship Status:
divorce happens..all that glitters ain't gold
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: SLC Utah
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My curiosity it's really going to kill the *** one day...lol someone save me from my own head!
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06-27-2013, 08:19 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NC & CO
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Someone goofed ...
there's an "adult toy" add on Craigslist under Farm+Garden posts. I guess a garden tiller or lawn mower can be considered adult toys ...but the thumbnail pic beside the title certainly isn't a tractor ...
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