What are your 3 Guilty Pleasures?

uglyboi · 09-28-2014, 12:54 PM

1. Every time I order anything online, pair of shoes, clothes, I include a gift message to myself telling me how awesome I am and how I deserve whatever I bought. If they do free gift wrapping I get that and the card.

2. I like going to Walmart at odd hours, while being very well dressed. I then walk around the aisles at varying speeds, pretending to meander and stare at the fishing lures or rush about like I have a 3am butter emergency.

3. Cereal. Give me an hour and I'll demolish a 21 Oz. box of cereal (1.5 lbs), and half a gallon of Whole Milk in one sitting. It's like I've got a black hole in my stomach that only devours soggy pieces of sugared grain

09-28-2014, 12:54 PM	#29
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	I need a lawyer 1. Every time I order anything online, pair of shoes, clothes, I include a gift message to myself telling me how awesome I am and how I deserve whatever I bought. If they do free gift wrapping I get that and the card. 2. I like going to Walmart at odd hours, while being very well dressed. I then walk around the aisles at varying speeds, pretending to meander and stare at the fishing lures or rush about like I have a 3am butter emergency. 3. Cereal. Give me an hour and I'll demolish a 21 Oz. box of cereal (1.5 lbs), and half a gallon of Whole Milk in one sitting. It's like I've got a black hole in my stomach that only devours soggy pieces of sugared grain