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Old 06-11-2010, 11:33 AM   #501
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in order to have guilty pleasures, you have to feel guilty for taking pleasure in it. therefore i have no guilty pleasures.

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I would love to accompany you to drool on classic trucks, and Harleys, I can pay my own way however.... save your money for something sexy to put on that truck or Harley.... wouldn't have to twist my arm or nuttin to get me in or on one or both...... just sayin'.......
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I would send an open invitation,i love company,i am quite a "motor head" but the sound of a harley with straight pipes, the looks of a classic truck with fresh detail turns me on and i could get agressive, according to your profile you are taken so its best i stay in my corner. i also avoid stepping on toes!
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