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Old 09-28-2014, 12:54 PM   #1261
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1. Every time I order anything online, pair of shoes, clothes, I include a gift message to myself telling me how awesome I am and how I deserve whatever I bought. If they do free gift wrapping I get that and the card.

2. I like going to Walmart at odd hours, while being very well dressed. I then walk around the aisles at varying speeds, pretending to meander and stare at the fishing lures or rush about like I have a 3am butter emergency.


3. Cereal. Give me an hour and I'll demolish a 21 Oz. box of cereal (1.5 lbs), and half a gallon of Whole Milk in one sitting. It's like I've got a black hole in my stomach that only devours soggy pieces of sugared grain
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Old 10-21-2014, 04:18 AM   #1262
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Treating myself to DD coffee before a 7 a.m. work shift on no sleep

Ignoring all adult responsibilities to curl up on the couch with a blanket and sleep

Playing air guitar at work when the boss lady isn't around to take a break from the crazy that is my job
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Gooey chocolate brownies
Butch dipped in chocolate


What?! It's The brown food group....
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Blueberry salted roasted almonds...(OMG!! my newest addiction!)

TCBY white chocolate mouse ice cream with cheesecake chunks (HOLY HANNAH THAT WAS DEEEEVINE!! My roomie surprised me with a trip to West Ashley, NC, TCBY...haven't had TCBY in about 15 years! Wish we had one here!)

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Opps...I goofed up, in my post about TCBY...that was West Ashley SOUTH Carolina...

Another guilty pleasure....typing and Spell Check on a REAL COMPUTER...damn I miss my laptop!
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Hmm,
Right now they are;
Cowboy hats
Belt buckles
Cowboy boots
and the bonus... Cowboy shirts
yeehaw!!!!
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*cristal champagne (once, twice a year)

*vemeer gouda cheese

*hard core goth/industrial/dark/heavy metal music
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Doing absolutely nothing else but reading.

Dumpster diving. Yes, you read that correctly.
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amazing/awesome shit I have obtained.

cookies, nearly any kind will do.
I like sweet but then feel the
sudden urge to follow it up with something
savory like chips. Yeah, I can eat my self away
with unhealthy food but YOLO. lmao.

*cracking myself up with the YOLO bit* how juvenile of me :P
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1 - pretending to be super busy at work but playing candy crush
2- shopping at forever 21
3 -wasting time reading pointless articles and gossip on the stir
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Guilty pleasure: something I feel guilty about liking

Mexifries with cheese sauce - cause it deep fried potato in canned cheese and it goes against pretty much every food ethic and dietary restriction to have. And I love them.

Being a sub - I'm a seriously fiesty and assertive girl. I also take care of myself. And others. It is very, very hard for me to submit even though I want to, I feel it's irresponsible to myself.

Having someone pay for my dinner, or take me out for the day - I actually love it when someone treats me but I feel horrible guilt that I must look like I am taking advantage of someone. But I do love it. But it's kinda "wrong". But I love it. But I should really pay my own way. But I like it...
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Mountain Dew. I keep trying to give it up but it is my coffee...

Long hot showers (Don't do this often due to the bills would be high if i did however I love them)

Cookie dough ice cream
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Buying toys for my nephew even though he clearly has too many.

Buying various craft items to pick up new hobbies and interests and learn how to make more stuff with my hands.
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