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The weak of stomache or heart might wanna stay out of this thread, thanks.
I'll go first. Superfemme will go second cuz she promised. Back when I lost my virginity I did a real good job of it. It wasn't like 5 minutes in the backseat of a volvo, it was in an apartment and basically 7 days straight of screwing. Cuz I am never half-assed about anything, dig? Anyway, I think that we mighta knocked my urethra out of alignment or something, because starting at about day 4 if I sat on the toilet to pee the stream of urine would actually arc up and over the toilet seat and directly onto my shoes. Each and every time. It CLEARED the toilet seat completely. Totally bizzare. So I had to develop a new pee-strategy wherein I would lean way forward and grab my ankles and squat over the seat so that my bellybutton was parallel with the floor. It looked dumb, but it helped me to avoid pee-shoes.
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05-18-2010, 09:27 PM
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When I was 19 I went into a grocery store and stold a steak.. Cooked it up and ate it.. It was so good and I felt no guilt.
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05-18-2010, 09:32 PM
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My urine frequently smells like coffee.
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05-18-2010, 09:34 PM
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I have no good TMI related to the pee. Dammit. I did once fake fellatio on a big stick popsicle and it broke off in my throat. Like three or four inches of it. Everyone stared blankly while I choked to death. Then I drank some hot tap water until it shrank enough to swallow. I have been afraid of big sticks ever since. |
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05-18-2010, 09:38 PM
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Once my mom performed a back yard exorcism on me in front of my whole family, after finding my Doctor's bag in the garage, I hid it there when I had come home around 8 the next day..
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05-18-2010, 09:40 PM
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Snowy thought her allergy to her Momma's chihuahua was a covert attempt on her life. For like three years or something.
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05-18-2010, 09:44 PM
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You KNOW that hamster was after my jugular vein. Damn you Heather.
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One day I was packing. And using my lap top. It got hot and so did the metal snaps on my strap- ouch!
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I am petrified of germs in public restrooms. One day I had to use one and had not other option. I decided to cover the toilet with toilet paper and do the "hover".
After pooping I was trying to wipe properly and slipped. My foot and heel slid into the poop water. I had to wash my poop foot and poop heel in the sink. I ran out of the restroom as quickly as I could so I wasn't around when someone noticed the poop sink |
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