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Favorite Euphemisms for Sex
So I'm starting to get into "The Big Bang Theory" and they throw the word 'coitus' around like crazy, which always gets a giggle out of me. The other night, I was watching "Frasier" (I love sitcoms) and the character Daphne called it 'a slap and tickle'.
So, I thought it would be fun to start a thread about it. What's your favorite euphemism for sex? 
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10-06-2013, 10:24 AM
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Not one of my favorites, but it makes me laugh!
Doing the deed has always been a phrase that strikes me as particularly ridiculous. I crack up anytime I have ever heard someone use that expression. What a peculiar way to refer to sex!
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10-06-2013, 10:29 AM
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I've used this term in jest before....
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(lol, because yes; I am a juvenile like that.) Last edited by Smiling; 10-06-2013 at 10:29 AM. Reason: parentheses. |
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I can do extraordinary things privately, as well as in public, but I often can't really talk about it explicitly with people with whom I have not done those extraordinary things. Considering how sexually adventurous I am, and what my life actually looks like, friends find my mile-wide Victorian streak VERY amusing.
My good friends are likely to hear something like, "We spent a lovely evening together". Yesterday I said , "fornicate".
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