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Old 08-04-2010, 08:07 AM   #1
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Wink Oops of the Day...

I have at least one "oops" moment every day (sometimes 5 or 6). Or as I like to call them, "learned that lesson the hard way".

Just had one of those.

Carelessly opened an old bottle of champagne (to pour down the sick and recycle the bottle) and when the cork popped, it scared me, I dropped the bottle and learned that champagne bottles will win over a stack of ceramic bowls in a fist fight.

Now I have one intact champagne bottle and 3 exploded dishes.

Oops.
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Old 08-04-2010, 08:23 AM   #2
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I like your sense of humor, Laerkin, very cute. Too bad about the bowls, though.

My "lesson" yesterday is when the gas light comes on, you don't really have 20 miles...more like 15 and a walk.

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I have at least one "oops" moment every day (sometimes 5 or 6). Or as I like to call them, "learned that lesson the hard way".

Just had one of those.

Carelessly opened an old bottle of champagne (to pour down the sick and recycle the bottle) and when the cork popped, it scared me, I dropped the bottle and learned that champagne bottles will win over a stack of ceramic bowls in a fist fight.

Now I have one intact champagne bottle and 3 exploded dishes.

Oops.
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I'm pretty sure Oooopsie is my middle name.
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HAHA! We must be related then...mine is too.

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GEEZZZZZ.. Gemme! So silly you are!!!

Hummm, thinking my oops moments could be called, Oh, Shit moments, too! Must be my middle name! Mamma Mia!


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One must remember to put the garage door UP before backing out of the damn garage. OOPS.
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Totally sounds like something I would do. I hope your garage door and car survived with minor damage.

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I ran out of gasoline in my car yesterday!!! How funny! And no cell phone!

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I like your sense of humor, Laerkin, very cute. Too bad about the bowls, though.

My "lesson" yesterday is when the gas light comes on, you don't really have 20 miles...more like 15 and a walk.
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ARGH... I'm starting to have age-related OOOPPPPsss...

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My ooops moment was forgeting to put coffee in the coffee pot..all i got wa s hot water..yuck
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I thought I was putting the half and half back in the fridge when I realized I placed my coffee cup in there instead.

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Note: I've been up for almost 2 hours and no ooops yet.
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I thought I was putting the half and half back in the fridge when I realized I placed my coffee cup in there instead.

Not to worry...I found the dishwashing brush on the shelf in the frig. this morning as I was looking for the OJ. Never found the OJ either. It is probably in the medicine cabinet or the car glove box. WARNING: Do not attempt to make a move (even across the city) when you are running on no sleep accompanied by a huge dose of irritability. I am becoming Lethal Weapon VII.
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LMBO! I have soooo done this 5am for me is just not a good time....


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One must remember to put the garage door UP before backing out of the damn garage. OOPS.

Oh ouch I hope there wasn't too much damage!



We had recently had to have the engine replaced in our truck. Within a couple days of getting the truck back the battery died. Daddy however had to leave for a meeting early in the morning and had left me note to let me know. I went out to the truck to see if I could figure out what was wrong ..........

I tried in vain to get the hood to open but it seemed that the latch pull had been broken and called the mechanic to complain of this. They agreed to tow the truck in and fix the problems. Later that afternoon as Daddy and I are picking up the truck the mechanic states that there was nothing wrong with the hood pull and proceeds to pop the hood.

I of course am adamant that it did not work when I tried it that morning.......soooooo he and Daddy ask me to show them what I was doing. I go around and proceed to pull the latch to pop the hood, it doesn't pop. I stand there all triumphant and say "see it isn't working!"

They both begin laughing and proceed to show me that I was pulling the e-brake release not the hood release! Needless to say I was a little embarrassed.

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Just an FYI, it's always best to make sure the phone is really off before commenting on the person who had been on the other end. Oops.
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i didn't turn the key in my car all the way...it just went to accessory...so my radio came on. i didn't realize it and thought my car wouldn't start(i just had to get a new starter 2 weeks ago) so i immediately called my best friend...who is a mechanic, but he was already at work and couldn't come over. next i called my dad, he has good car knowledge. i couldn't be late for work...so i was frantic. my dad arrived turned the key and it started right up. he looked at me and said "sometimes i don't think you are a boi." with bruised ego, i made to work on time.
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I got to my interview over 30 minutes early...but the person before me failed to show....sooo I got in a bit early AND got brownie points just for showing up!!!
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