Bromosexuals and The People Who Love Them

Mister Bent · 11-12-2009, 03:27 PM

Bromance: Possibly the queerest thing 2 guys could call their friendship.

Bent: Hey bro you wanna cuddle in a non gay way?
Ezee: Totally
Bent: We got a total bromance
Ezee: Thats right who wants to get laid anyways?

Now where's Bob for our bromage à trois?

MizzSabra · 11-12-2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

[FONT="Courier New"]Bromance: Possibly the queerest thing 2 guys could call their friendship.

Bent: Hey bro you wanna cuddle in a non gay way?
Ezee: Totally
Bent: We got a total bromance
Ezee: Thats right who wants to get laid anyways?

Now where's Bob for our bromage à trois?[/FONT]

That's fucking funny. Now, where *is* Bob?

evolveme · 11-12-2009, 03:35 PM

I miss Bob.

We just don't have enough waxing on about the socio-political impact of the Revolutionary War and it's impact on the modern day ideology of consumption around here.

Mister Bent · 11-12-2009, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzSabra

That's fucking funny. Now, where *is* Bob?

Bob, once thought to be a person of reasonable intellect, moved to the tundra. The last missive from Bob was a barely decipherable rambling about dried cod.

evolveme · 11-12-2009, 03:44 PM

To the subject of the thread:

I don't harbor any latent bromophobia.

I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own living rooms while watching, say, the Steelers play the Saints (oh, my, what a game!), but I don't really want to have to LISTEN to it.

You know?

Mister Bent · 11-12-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

Mister Bent: "Who is it?"

Ezee: "Its ET man! Will you open up, I got the stuff with me!"

Mister Bent: "Who?"

Ezee: "ET man, open up!"

Mister Bent: "Bob?"

Ezee: "No, it's ET, come on man open up I think the cops saw me!"

Mister Bent: "Bob's not here!"

Bob's not here. I think he's at "work" (xbox) or reading a long and boring book, say, The Secret History of Queen Zarah, perhaps?

Are you making fun of my hearing loss?

(These smileys blow!)

I built it, you came. Maybe if we put a little lutefisk on a hook we could catch Bob.

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Originally Posted by evolveme

To the subject of the thread:

I don't harbor any latent bromophobia.

I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own living rooms while watching, say, the Steelers play the Saints (oh, my, what a game!), but I don't really want to have to LISTEN to it.

You know?

What's SHE talking about?

MizzSabra · 11-12-2009, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Bob, once thought to be a person of reasonable intellect, moved to the tundra. The last missive from Bob was a barely decipherable rambling about dried cod.

Dried cod is the closest thing to fresh he'll get in the winter up dere in Minnesooooota. Dontcha know?

evolveme · 11-12-2009, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzSabra

Dried cod is the closest thing to fresh he'll get in the winter up dere in Minnesooooota. Dontcha know?

No offense to the good people of Minnesota, but if I had to live around thousands of Sarah Palins, I think I would become a serious meth user, or something. And there was this time I said I was too vain for that.

Of course, I'm a Southerner. Not everyone likes the way I speak, I imagine.

SuperFemme · 11-12-2009, 03:54 PM

MizzSabra · 11-12-2009, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by evolveme

No offense to the good people of Minnesota, but if I had to live around thousands of Sarah Palins, I think I would become a serious meth user, or something. And there was this time I said I was too vain for that.

Of course, I'm a Southerner. Not everyone likes the way I speak, I imagine.

As a WisCAANsin-er, I am well versed in the ways of Midwest speak.

Some southern accents I like. I'm thinking I might like yours.

SelfMadeMan · 11-16-2009, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by evolveme

No offense to the good people of Minnesota, but if I had to live around thousands of Sarah Palins, I think I would become a serious meth user, or something. And there was this time I said I was too vain for that.

Of course, I'm a Southerner. Not everyone likes the way I speak, I imagine.

LOL!! I am a native TEXAN, transplanted to Minnesota by way of a pretty woman - and I can attest to the fact that there are a lot of gun toting, shoot at anything that moves kinda women here!! Glad I didn't marry one!

Queerasfck · 11-12-2009, 03:43 PM

Mister Bent: "Who is it?"

Ezee: "Its ET man! Will you open up, I got the stuff with me!"

Mister Bent: "Who?"

Ezee: "ET man, open up!"

Mister Bent: "Bob?"

Ezee: "No, it's ET, come on man open up I think the cops saw me!"

Mister Bent: "Bob's not here!"

Bob's not here. I think he's at "work" (xbox) or reading a long and boring book, say, The Secret History of Queen Zarah, perhaps?

little man · 11-12-2009, 03:56 PM

i thought this was about bromoseltzer.

*buurrrrp*

my bad.

evolveme · 11-12-2009, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by little man

i thought this was about bromoseltzer.

*buurrrrp*

my bad.

See?

See what happens when You People get together?

Down with public burping.

Unless TPT is doing it.

little man · 11-12-2009, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by evolveme

See?

See what happens when You People get together?

Down with public burping.

Unless TPT is doing it.

see what happens when you're just looking for some relief? a little help? the ladypersons turn on ya.

*sigh*

Queerasfck · 11-12-2009, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Bromance: Possibly the queerest thing 2 guys could call their friendship.

Bent: Hey bro you wanna cuddle in a non gay way?
Ezee: Totally
Bent: We got a total bromance
Ezee: Thats right who wants to get laid anyways?

Now where's Bob for our bromage à trois?

Hmmmm, my spider sense is tingling since I jumped in this thread....maybe it's just the homoerotic tension here or my pants are too tight. Excuse me ladiesssssssssssss.

MizzSabra · 11-12-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

Hmmmm, my spider sense is tingling since I jumped in this thread....maybe it's just the homoerotic tension here or my pants are too tight. Excuse me ladiesssssssssssss.

GMP! Or maybe, Bromance Porn.

Queerasfck · 11-12-2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzSabra

GMP! Or maybe, Bromance Porn.

You have no idea what I do when my lady is at school........heh.

bonne-maman · 11-12-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzSabra

GMP! Or maybe, Bromance Porn.

Ha! Bromance porn. Good idea Mizz! I dare you buncha bromos to make some bromo-porn. I'd love to get together with the ladeeeeez to take a gander at that. Go on with you now....

And I have had just about ENOUGH of Minnesota slandering. Just because ol' Bob can't get his head out of his butt (or someone else's butt? wasn't there talk of something like that somewhere?) doesn't mean that all Minnesotans spend their time pondering whether or not they can afford rotted fish and the history of dryer lint and it's effect on 20th century textiles.

evolveme · 11-12-2009, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bonne-maman

The history of dryer lint and it's effect on 20th century textiles.

I bet you the dollar bill I found in my dryer that Bob has actually thought of this.

11-12-2009, 03:27 PM	#1
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,825 Times in 1,721 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Bromosexuals and The People Who Love Them Bromance: Possibly the queerest thing 2 guys could call their friendship. Bent: Hey bro you wanna cuddle in a non gay way? Ezee: Totally Bent: We got a total bromance Ezee: Thats right who wants to get laid anyways? Now where's Bob for our bromage à trois? __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

11-12-2009, 03:35 PM	#3
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 736 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 503698	I miss Bob. We just don't have enough waxing on about the socio-political impact of the Revolutionary War and it's impact on the modern day ideology of consumption around here. __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

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evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 736 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 503698	To the subject of the thread: I don't harbor any latent bromophobia. I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own living rooms while watching, say, the Steelers play the Saints (oh, my, what a game!), but I don't really want to have to LISTEN to it. You know? __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

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