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A friend recently forwarded one of the funniest things I've read in some time: The Evil Librarian Supervillian's dissection of "21 of the most ridiculous romance novels ever." An excerpt and link to the article are below.
So I'm wondering what you remember as a) the worst romance you (or an anonymous "friend") ever read or b) the worst pickup line/s you've ever heard. Looking forward to what you write. ;-) http://evillibrariansupervillain.wor...e-novels-ever/ "This is a classic of the terrible smut genre. Magnus Ericsson and his ten children by various wenches...have accidentally time travelled from their Viking village into modern-day Hollywood. Magnus immediately falls for a winemaker named Angela and they hunker down in some bed furs for some good ol’ viking ploughing."
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My face is leaving in ten minutes, be on it.
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Absolute worst.
"Wanna come over to my house to play checkers? I will jump you and you can jump me?" |
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![]() Eternal Pleasure Even if Nina Bangs is her real name, there’s just no excuse. Get a pen name. Eleven Gods of the Night are incarnated for the first time in 65 million years, summoned to protect humanity from an all-encompassing evil that is coming in 2012, at the end of the Mayan calendar. While currently incarnated as deadly, handsome men, they have the ability to assume their prior forms—those of gigantic dinosaurs. One of them, Ty Endeka, develops a powerful attraction to his taxi driver, Kelly Maloy, with whom he must fight the forces of evil–and of desire. Save a Brontesaurus. Ride these guys. __________________________________________________ ______________ This is my personal fave. My girlfriend and I cracked up, "Nina Bangs." Of course the fight between evil and desire resonated with me. ![]()
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Y'all are making me laugh :-).... So here's a couple for you:
"Why don't you sit on my lap?... we can talk about the first thing that pops up." "That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was that shirt I'd be comming on you too." "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
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Ok this really happened to me. Hahaha this real drunk and equally as scary looking woman tells me. " I'm not staring at you, I'm blind in my right eye!
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i had been working very hard to get her to like me. i say, do i turn you on just a little a bit? she says, oh yeah. i could just slide right off this chair. ... as they say, she may have been out of my league lol.
i like silly sweet pick up lines. but not really to those i don't know. i have a friend that i will randomly say to ... do you sleep on your stomach? can i? ... makes her smile lol. mathematics makes great lines: i'd love to find the slope of your curve. |
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Great thread! Makes me laugh outloud, especially since most of us have had so many bad lines used on us!
Carry on!
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