Favorite Euphemisms for Sex

Girl_On_Fire · 10-05-2013, 10:59 AM

So I'm starting to get into "The Big Bang Theory" and they throw the word 'coitus' around like crazy, which always gets a giggle out of me. The other night, I was watching "Frasier" (I love sitcoms) and the character Daphne called it 'a slap and tickle'.

So, I thought it would be fun to start a thread about it.

What's your favorite euphemism for sex?

Gemme · 10-05-2013, 11:35 AM

Horizontal mambo.

Doing the nasty.

Bumping uglies.

Scots_On_The_Rocks · 10-05-2013, 11:50 AM

Bedsheet Bingo

And for masturbation: 5-digit Disco

NitroChrys_Butch · 10-06-2013, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Scots_On_The_Rocks

Bedsheet Bingo

And for masturbation: 5-digit Disco

So .. would that be I-69?

Smiling · 10-06-2013, 10:24 AM

Doing the deed has always been a phrase that strikes me as particularly ridiculous. I crack up anytime I have ever heard someone use that expression. What a peculiar way to refer to sex!

Smiling · 10-06-2013, 10:29 AM

Score!

(lol, because yes; I am a juvenile like that.)

Scots_On_The_Rocks · 10-06-2013, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by NitroChrys_Butch

So .. would that be I-69?

Something like that.

NitroChrys_Butch · 10-06-2013, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Scots_On_The_Rocks

Something like that.

Well now... that calls for a ^5...

CherylNYC · 10-05-2013, 11:54 AM

I can do extraordinary things privately, as well as in public, but I often can't really talk about it explicitly with people with whom I have not done those extraordinary things. Considering how sexually adventurous I am, and what my life actually looks like, friends find my mile-wide Victorian streak VERY amusing.

My good friends are likely to hear something like, "We spent a lovely evening together".

Yesterday I said , "fornicate".

RockOn · 10-05-2013, 11:59 AM

Examples of tender, heart-rendering mood:
1. I want to make love with you.
2. Let's bond our souls with our love.

_______________________

Examples of playful mood:

1. Let's do the freak nasty.

2. Show it to me, I need to see, need to look closely... I said look at me into my eyes while I look at you for a long time before I touch you. (I torture the heck out of myself when actually doing this one ... the build-up of the need can hurt me if I wait too long)

3. Girl, you have the buttons popping off my 501's.

4. Help me I am hurting, need to unleash the beast.

Scots_On_The_Rocks · 10-05-2013, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock

3. Girl, you have the buttons popping off my 501's

This totally reminds me of why I love Lucky Brand jeans...the fly has length of woven tag sewn onto it that says, "Lucky You."....mayhap that is why I own several pairs.

Girl_On_Fire · 10-05-2013, 07:27 PM

'Getting it on' 'A bit of the old in and out'

ONLY · 10-05-2013, 07:32 PM

"nookie" "whoopie" remember the game show-The Newlywed game.....

10-05-2013, 10:59 AM	#1
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10-06-2013, 10:24 AM	#5
Smiling Senior Member How Do You Identify?: with a distinct flair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,852 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,623 Thanked 4,388 Times in 1,009 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Not one of my favorites, but it makes me laugh! Doing the deed has always been a phrase that strikes me as particularly ridiculous. I crack up anytime I have ever heard someone use that expression. What a peculiar way to refer to sex!

10-06-2013, 10:29 AM	#6
Smiling Senior Member How Do You Identify?: with a distinct flair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,852 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,623 Thanked 4,388 Times in 1,009 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I've used this term in jest before.... Score! (lol, because yes; I am a juvenile like that.) Last edited by Smiling; 10-06-2013 at 10:29 AM. Reason: parentheses.

10-05-2013, 11:54 AM	#9
CherylNYC Member How Do You Identify?: Stonefemme lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: I'm a woman. Behave accordingly. Relationship Status: Single, not looking. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: NYC Posts: 1,467 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,474 Thanked 7,117 Times in 1,205 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I can do extraordinary things privately, as well as in public, but I often can't really talk about it explicitly with people with whom I have not done those extraordinary things. Considering how sexually adventurous I am, and what my life actually looks like, friends find my mile-wide Victorian streak VERY amusing. My good friends are likely to hear something like, "We spent a lovely evening together". Yesterday I said , "fornicate". __________________ Cheryl

10-05-2013, 11:59 AM	#10
RockOn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: sitting over there ----->>>>> :) Preferred Pronoun?: .... Relationship Status: .... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .... Posts: 3,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,081 Thanked 10,304 Times in 2,610 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Examples of tender, heart-rendering mood: 1. I want to make love with you. 2. Let's bond our souls with our love. _______________________ Examples of playful mood: 1. Let's do the freak nasty. 2. Show it to me, I need to see, need to look closely... I said look at me into my eyes while I look at you for a long time before I touch you. (I torture the heck out of myself when actually doing this one ... the build-up of the need can hurt me if I wait too long) 3. Girl, you have the buttons popping off my 501's. 4. Help me I am hurting, need to unleash the beast.

10-05-2013, 07:27 PM	#12
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10-05-2013, 07:32 PM	#13
ONLY Senior Member How Do You Identify?: well my girl calls me honeybear, sugarbear, sexy beast, hot tamale..... Preferred Pronoun?: female pronouns Relationship Status: Married to my Rare Beauty with a Beautiful Soul.....SS Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: eastern ontario, canada Posts: 2,783 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 975 Thanked 1,735 Times in 679 Posts Rep Power: 15139964	"nookie" "whoopie" remember the game show-The Newlywed game..... __________________ *"If you talk about it, it's a dream, if you envision it, it's possible, but if you schedule it, it's real. "*