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Old 02-05-2010, 02:23 PM   #1
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As I am sipping this delicious cup of Irish coffee, what comes to mind is Kopi Luwak.


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Of course you know I googled ....

... blah blah blah... oh here we go ... coffee berries which have been eaten by and passed through the digestive tract of the Asian Palm Civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) and other related civets. The civets eat the berries, but the beans inside pass through their system undigested.

Ew. Your sipping on poo covered coffee beans?
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It is one of the newest International House of Coffee flavors, doncha know.
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Keeping it simple. I wonder if there's poo-beans in that too now.
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I need to make sure I'm not having the same issues I did with Joss Stone.
How guilty did I feel crushing on a 16 year old (at that time). Ugh. Horrible. I felt so dirty.
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OMG I loved it ... and I roared at her hair getting stuck in the door!
Thanks for the laugh .. nice way to kick start the weekend. (Or get punched in da nose ... whatevahh...)
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Thanks for the laugh .. nice way to kick start the weekend. (Or get punched in da nose ... whatevahh...)


I love the cat pic but do you think they know they spelled Speak incorrectly ....Speek. I get hung up on spelling errors. Can't help it, it is a sickness, I know.

Speek to the Paw......I just want to get in there and change it. Speak to the paw, dammit.

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I love the cat pic but do you think they know they spelled Speak incorrectly ....Speek. I get hung up on spelling errors. Can't help it, it is a sickness, I know.

Speek to the Paw......I just want to get in there and change it. Speak to the paw, dammit.

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(We are talking about Lady Ga Ga after all... )
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Back hurts, sick of snow, never want to see a shovel again for the rest of the year, winter isn't over, bitch bitch, moan moan, I need pain killers, I should have taken the day off from work, sciatica hurts, I'm getting old, I need more coffee, more bitch, more moan ...

... and now sitting quietly in the corner wishing for a heat wave.

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Back hurts, sick of snow, never want to see a shovel again for the rest of the year, winter isn't over, bitch bitch, moan moan, I need pain killers, I should have taken the day off from work, sciatica hurts, I'm getting old, I need more coffee, more bitch, more moan ...

... and now sitting quietly in the corner wishing for a heat wave.

That is all.
Actually we're having a heat wave right now! Oooops....no.....wait a minute..... False alarm. Just another hot flash.
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I don't need the time out (she doth protest too much)
However the puppies do. Time out to all of them so momma can have her coffee!!!!

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However the puppies do. Time out to all of them so momma can have her coffee!!!!

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LMAO! I just placed the dogs and cats in lockdown so I can get stuff done.. How did they all get so damned spoiled??? hmmm..
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*laughing* I blame it all on the boi.
She spoils them something awful. *grin
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