What if.... - Page 4

Talon · 04-18-2012, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 1QuirkyKiwi

Oooh! …Ummm… It’s a toss up between a sexy, handsome Butch Masseuse with sensually strong, yet, gentle hands to massage my body and a sexy, handsome Butch Housekeeper with strong arms and a gorgeous bum to tend to the household chores….. Not that I’d be perving or anything salacious….. much!

LOL!

Can I have both or one that'll do both jobs?

LOL!

Yowza QK....don't hurt yourself, now..lol...

1QuirkyKiwi · 04-18-2012, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talon

Yowza QK....don't hurt yourself, now..lol...

ROFL! I'll make sure to do my warm up exercises before hand and a little Yoga after...

Tuff Stuff · 08-26-2015, 11:04 PM

Personal secretary...she needs to take notes,you can't learn this stuff in school...

imperfect_cupcake · 08-26-2015, 11:17 PM

Housekeeper. And I will get one as soon as I graduate and start working. Two hours every other weeks is more than enough for someone to scrub down a small apartment with no children and no dogs. That's only $100 a month put towards my life being so much easier. Worth it!!!

Then chauffeur. Hate driving. Would go way more places if I had a car and someone to drive it.

And I get free massages all the time from other massage therapists. And I'm a great cook.

I'd like esthetician free services for a year, thanks. Hands, feet, waxing and eyelash extensions.

So there we are.
Housecleaner, driver and beautician.

Thanks muchly, my birthday is in June.

imperfect_cupcake · 08-26-2015, 11:21 PM

And I just saw an earlier comment that I'll agree with..

Butch services. I'd like a dominant Butch top to come over once a week for two hours. Thanks

Shystonefem · 08-27-2015, 04:41 AM

Personal secretary, hands down

Tuff Stuff · 09-28-2017, 07:16 PM

I need a professional masseuse..with strong hands.
Top

paid.

(The wife loves her nails)

Deborah* · 10-03-2017, 05:57 PM

Good cook.
I love eating healthy meals. The issue is I don't have the time in the day to cook the recipes I'd like to. A good cook could cook everything from scratch for me.

Deborah

cathexis · 10-04-2017, 02:41 AM

Agree with Butch services. A driver with own Rolls. Another for scenes on the spur of the moment who is proficient with a flogger. A butler primarily for dressing and wardrobe.

Oh, what a wonderful fantasy!

View Poll Results: If you could have free umlimited service for 1 year. which would you choose?
good cook	20	13.89%
chauffeur	8	5.56%
housekeeper	69	47.92%
masseuse	36	25.00%
personal secretary	11	7.64%
Voters: 144. You may not vote on this poll

08-27-2015, 04:41 AM	#66
Shystonefem Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Shy for President Join Date: May 2014 Location: NH Posts: 1,105 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,475 Thanked 3,671 Times in 897 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Personal secretary, hands down __________________ Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. ~Lao Tzu

09-28-2017, 07:16 PM	#67
Tuff Stuff Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Woman Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2013 Location: California Posts: 695 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 904 Thanked 1,315 Times in 505 Posts Rep Power: 9408454	Today I need a professional masseuse..with strong hands. Top paid. (The wife loves her nails)

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08-26-2015, 11:04 PM	#63
Tuff Stuff Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Woman Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2013 Location: California Posts: 695 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 904 Thanked 1,315 Times in 505 Posts Rep Power: 9408454	Personal secretary...she needs to take notes,you can't learn this stuff in school...

08-26-2015, 11:17 PM	#64
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,712 Times in 1,611 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Housekeeper. And I will get one as soon as I graduate and start working. Two hours every other weeks is more than enough for someone to scrub down a small apartment with no children and no dogs. That's only $100 a month put towards my life being so much easier. Worth it!!! Then chauffeur. Hate driving. Would go way more places if I had a car and someone to drive it. And I get free massages all the time from other massage therapists. And I'm a great cook. I'd like esthetician free services for a year, thanks. Hands, feet, waxing and eyelash extensions. So there we are. Housecleaner, driver and beautician. Thanks muchly, my birthday is in June.

08-26-2015, 11:21 PM	#65
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,712 Times in 1,611 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	And I just saw an earlier comment that I'll agree with.. Butch services. I'd like a dominant Butch top to come over once a week for two hours. Thanks

10-03-2017, 05:57 PM	#68
Deborah* Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: single and not looking Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Texas Posts: 354 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 304 Thanked 420 Times in 180 Posts Rep Power: 2658955	Good cook. I love eating healthy meals. The issue is I don't have the time in the day to cook the recipes I'd like to. A good cook could cook everything from scratch for me. Deborah

10-04-2017, 02:41 AM	#69
cathexis Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Trotskyist, Anarcho-syndicalist Preferred Pronoun?: They, Them, Their, Sir Bitch Relationship Status: open Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: Great White North! Posts: 4,332 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,812 Thanked 4,705 Times in 1,604 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Agree with Butch services. A driver with own Rolls. Another for scenes on the spur of the moment who is proficient with a flogger. A butler primarily for dressing and wardrobe. Oh, what a wonderful fantasy!