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02-26-2018, 02:46 PM
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femme *blows a kiss off my finger tips ** Preferred Pronoun?:
~ hey girl ~ Relationship Status:
~ single & content ~ 
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You know your feeling old when...... u have to change the font size every 2x's a year.
" "...... your face muscles feel good when you have a surprised look on your face. " "...... you call your pets diff. names,then they look in shock " "...... when you ask yourself,"When did I pull that muscle?"
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02-26-2018, 03:27 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
dee Relationship Status:
Hitched up 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Livin’ the Dream
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when you can’t keep up with the technology at work.
nor do you want to |
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03-12-2018, 07:37 PM
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Infamous Member
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witchy Preferred Pronoun?:
gf Relationship Status:
Uranus will retrograde in Gemini
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: in the wild mushrooms
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you look for-
early bird specials senior discounts if you have a purse you have (at all times) cough drops coin purse checkbook embroidered handkerchef cab fare
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03-22-2018, 03:36 PM
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Infamous Member
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He Relationship Status:
once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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Location: Down on the farm
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When you start taking vacation days to go to the doctor's office instead of taking vacation days and going away on vacation
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03-22-2018, 09:00 PM
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N/A  Join Date: Jan 2016
Location: WA
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When you reach for something on a back burner or turn a dial on the stove and realize if you're not careful your boob is going to fall in the dutch oven or grace something you've got cooking/boiling/frying away on the front burner. No more cooking in the nude if you need to use all four burners at once, those days are gone.
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03-22-2018, 09:11 PM
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Femme-ish, tomboy lesbian Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
Together a really long time 
Join Date: Jan 2016
Location: In my mind? On a tropical island
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04-08-2018, 07:51 AM
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Infamous Member
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TG Preferred Pronoun?:
He Relationship Status:
once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am!
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When your night stand looks more like a rest home with medications, heating/cooling ointments and salves, etc, than that of a hot young thang.
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Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it. |
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04-08-2018, 11:24 AM
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witchy Preferred Pronoun?:
gf Relationship Status:
Uranus will retrograde in Gemini
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when it's a given you wouldn't make a road-trip without a triple A trip tik
................ok, almost always
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04-12-2018, 06:21 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
dee Relationship Status:
Hitched up
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Livin’ the Dream
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the IT guys keep "ma'aming" me............
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05-20-2018, 12:25 AM
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Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011
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When I am at my sister's trying to study and the kids (18ish and obviously their first apartment) downstairs are being loud and it's irritating me. They are on the balcony talking about their time in juvenile detention and how they wouldn't rip each other when the make up their ounces of weed, how they bought drugs from someone who "pressed" it with Advil. Two guys talking about why they don't want to fall in love. I told them once to keep it down.
Am I an old curmudgeon? It was bound to happen soon or later. |
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07-29-2018, 06:21 AM
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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I realize losing weight is soooo slow now.
In high school I could lose 10 lbs in a week if I really wanted to. Now I have to be happy that I'm losing a pound a week. Yay
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07-29-2018, 07:13 AM
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Junior Member
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An American Bohemian Femme Relationship Status:
Galahad bleeds black and orange and I'm proud to ride pillion. 
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While holding the line waiting for a real person, you realize that you know the words to all the "elevator" music.
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08-14-2018, 02:00 PM
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Infamous Member
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am!
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When your Dr's are young enough to be your child and the nurses are to young to flirt with
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08-14-2018, 06:21 PM
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butch Preferred Pronoun?:
she her Join Date: Jun 2018
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Where did manners go with all this texting? These young whippersnappers text too often with too much crap, like emojis and other nonsense. Then the selfies, OMG. I miss unsmart phones! |
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08-19-2018, 02:01 PM
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Senior Member
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Beach Butch
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I seem to be entering a second "awkward teen" stage of life.
I'm too old to be young, and too young to be old. 
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08-19-2018, 07:36 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
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When I get into a conversation with two gentlemen (who crossed the 'old age' bridge a long time ago) about the 'youth of today'.
AND We're in complete agreement. 
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08-20-2018, 07:44 AM
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Member
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As a very feminine woman. Join Date: May 2010
Location: Near smoke signals in the sky.
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After 59 years of life long experience, my internal radar works with lightening speed.
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08-20-2018, 09:46 AM
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Infamous Member
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witchy Preferred Pronoun?:
gf Relationship Status:
Uranus will retrograde in Gemini
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you were wild..now you're chill
you don't ask so many questions you enjoy listening 
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11-28-2019, 02:37 AM
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#959 |
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Infamous Member
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TG Preferred Pronoun?:
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am!
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When it takes me all day to do a few chores an whip up a few items to take to Thanksgiving. Seems I used to be better organized
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11-28-2019, 07:05 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Depends on the day. Preferred Pronoun?:
"I" and "we" Relationship Status:
Very good. Thank you for asking. 
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When any kind of"Breaking News" interrupts my enjoyment of the Weather Channel.
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