What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 85

Blade · 08-27-2018, 07:52 PM

This little 14 year old Chihuahua. When it is bedtime he will not rest until I put some type of cover over my legs for him to crawl under. If it is warm enough in the house and I don't put cover over my lap he walks and walks and walks turns around and around and around and will try to go down the neck of my shirt like it is cover. Sometimes the neck of my shirt is big enough that he can get down in it and come out the other end. I do not know what his cover fetish is but he has to have that little bit of lap cover

LeftWriteFemme · 08-27-2018, 10:51 PM

LeftWriteFemme · 08-27-2018, 11:39 PM

LeftWriteFemme · 08-27-2018, 11:40 PM

LeftWriteFemme · 08-27-2018, 11:45 PM

cinnamongrrl · 08-28-2018, 12:25 PM

The “What not to say on a date “ thread gave me some giggles....

Kenna · 09-02-2018, 06:58 AM

My young pup and how she will absolutely not behave for my roomie. She's a wild child for him. But I can get her to sit still and cuddle.

Kenna · 09-09-2018, 08:01 PM

My roommate's reaction to my off the wall comment...I think he snorted his soda! I laughed till I had tears!

Bèsame* · 09-09-2018, 09:42 PM

Just so you wont try this...

Dont try to start the car with the phone charger cord you just plugged into USB slot...it just wont get you anywhere.

LeftWriteFemme · 09-10-2018, 10:52 PM

Kenna · 10-08-2018, 08:07 PM

My roomie's response when I asked what's for dessert....
"That's not the real stuff, it won't give you the munchies."

LeftWriteFemme · 10-10-2018, 10:21 PM

Bèsame* · 10-15-2018, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenna

My roomie's response when I asked what's for dessert....
"That's not the real stuff, it won't give you the munchies."

That's so funny...I thought I would get the munchies, so I refrained for awhile. Lol!

Kenna · 10-15-2018, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bèsame*

That's so funny...I thought I would get the munchies, so I refrained for awhile. Lol!

It was my roomie's fault for bringing home chocolate toffee brownies and lemon bars along with my first bottle of CBD oil.

Kenna · 10-24-2018, 06:18 PM

My Uncle.
I'm so glad he got to come visit even if it wasn't planned. He is a total comic and takes every chance he gets to make us laugh.
I tried to show him a kitchen gadget that I bought from my favorite seamstress that goes over a cast iron skillet handle... He burst out "What is that??!! A Cock Sock!!!?" with my mother sitting right next to him.

OMG!! I laughed so hard. He had Blade wiping tears as he cracked up.

I made the mistake of making homemade slow cooked beans with smoked ham... My Uncle had 2 bowls of it last night. My roomie told me NEVER NEVER NEVER feed uncle that again because you could hear him ripping farts off through the bedroom wall. It was louder than him snoring!

TL1 · 10-24-2018, 06:46 PM

It’s all harmless fun but at work we pick on each other a LOT. There are some very feisty and loud women that sit close to me and the guy next to me. One in particular I pick on because she will cuss me out so bad in a heartbeat. Well the guy next to me likes to instigate but It’s hilarious! Yes maybe immature stupid etc etc...but we laugh so hard, our group. I got cussed out maybe 6 times today. Between those times we talk like nothing happened. Nothing better than working with people who can play one minute and work and be serious the next.

Kenna · 11-14-2018, 07:23 PM

Cracking up with my roomie on the way home because he ramped the curb on the DRIVER'S side of a round-about in my Rav4! How do you ramp a curb on a round-about? It's round!

Chad · 11-17-2018, 11:19 AM

Okay so I have one underwear for special occasions like the doctor visit or surgery.

Mom standing at my bedroom door made me wish that I was wearing that underwear. Haha!

~ocean · 11-17-2018, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chad

Okay so I have one underwear for special occasions like the doctor visit or surgery.

Mom standing at my bedroom door made me wish that I was wearing that underwear. Haha!

lolol that just cracked me up 2 oh my ~

Blade · 11-19-2018, 07:29 AM

Watching puppies play. Wish I had all that energy

08-27-2018, 07:52 PM	#1681
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	This little 14 year old Chihuahua. When it is bedtime he will not rest until I put some type of cover over my legs for him to crawl under. If it is warm enough in the house and I don't put cover over my lap he walks and walks and walks turns around and around and around and will try to go down the neck of my shirt like it is cover. Sometimes the neck of my shirt is big enough that he can get down in it and come out the other end. I do not know what his cover fetish is but he has to have that little bit of lap cover __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

08-27-2018, 10:51 PM	#1682
LeftWriteFemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Jersey Posts: 16,642 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,529 Thanked 12,285 Times in 5,184 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	__________________ Clicking on these dragon eggs will take you to my new erotic novella: Dragon Bait .........Hope you enjoy it! ________________________________________________ Please take a look at my work Click on flashing smilie to see my website To look at my Daddy/girl erotica book Click on pompom girl to see Elbows on the Table, Palms Flat

08-27-2018, 11:39 PM	#1683
LeftWriteFemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Jersey Posts: 16,642 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,529 Thanked 12,285 Times in 5,184 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	__________________ Clicking on these dragon eggs will take you to my new erotic novella: Dragon Bait .........Hope you enjoy it! ________________________________________________ Please take a look at my work Click on flashing smilie to see my website To look at my Daddy/girl erotica book Click on pompom girl to see Elbows on the Table, Palms Flat

08-27-2018, 11:40 PM	#1684
LeftWriteFemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Jersey Posts: 16,642 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,529 Thanked 12,285 Times in 5,184 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	__________________ Clicking on these dragon eggs will take you to my new erotic novella: Dragon Bait .........Hope you enjoy it! ________________________________________________ Please take a look at my work Click on flashing smilie to see my website To look at my Daddy/girl erotica book Click on pompom girl to see Elbows on the Table, Palms Flat

08-27-2018, 11:45 PM	#1685
LeftWriteFemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Jersey Posts: 16,642 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,529 Thanked 12,285 Times in 5,184 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	__________________ Clicking on these dragon eggs will take you to my new erotic novella: Dragon Bait .........Hope you enjoy it! ________________________________________________ Please take a look at my work Click on flashing smilie to see my website To look at my Daddy/girl erotica book Click on pompom girl to see Elbows on the Table, Palms Flat

08-28-2018, 12:25 PM	#1686
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,246 Thanked 27,604 Times in 6,959 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	The “What not to say on a date “ thread gave me some giggles.... __________________

09-02-2018, 06:58 AM	#1687
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	My young pup and how she will absolutely not behave for my roomie. She's a wild child for him. But I can get her to sit still and cuddle. __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

09-09-2018, 08:01 PM	#1688
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	My roommate's reaction to my off the wall comment...I think he snorted his soda! I laughed till I had tears! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

09-09-2018, 09:42 PM	#1689
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,168 Thanked 41,016 Times in 10,768 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	Just so you wont try this... Dont try to start the car with the phone charger cord you just plugged into USB slot...it just wont get you anywhere. __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

09-10-2018, 10:52 PM	#1690
LeftWriteFemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Jersey Posts: 16,642 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,529 Thanked 12,285 Times in 5,184 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	__________________ Clicking on these dragon eggs will take you to my new erotic novella: Dragon Bait .........Hope you enjoy it! ________________________________________________ Please take a look at my work Click on flashing smilie to see my website To look at my Daddy/girl erotica book Click on pompom girl to see Elbows on the Table, Palms Flat

10-08-2018, 08:07 PM	#1691
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	While I'm sipping my mint tea with my first dose of CBD oil My roomie's response when I asked what's for dessert.... "That's not the real stuff, it won't give you the munchies." __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

10-10-2018, 10:21 PM	#1692
LeftWriteFemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Jersey Posts: 16,642 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,529 Thanked 12,285 Times in 5,184 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	__________________ Clicking on these dragon eggs will take you to my new erotic novella: Dragon Bait .........Hope you enjoy it! ________________________________________________ Please take a look at my work Click on flashing smilie to see my website To look at my Daddy/girl erotica book Click on pompom girl to see Elbows on the Table, Palms Flat

10-24-2018, 06:18 PM	#1695
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	My Uncle. I'm so glad he got to come visit even if it wasn't planned. He is a total comic and takes every chance he gets to make us laugh. I tried to show him a kitchen gadget that I bought from my favorite seamstress that goes over a cast iron skillet handle... He burst out "What is that??!! A Cock Sock!!!?" with my mother sitting right next to him. OMG!! I laughed so hard. He had Blade wiping tears as he cracked up. I made the mistake of making homemade slow cooked beans with smoked ham... My Uncle had 2 bowls of it last night. My roomie told me NEVER NEVER NEVER feed uncle that again because you could hear him ripping farts off through the bedroom wall. It was louder than him snoring! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

10-24-2018, 06:46 PM	#1696
TL1 Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch of stone Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: East coast Posts: 2,892 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,111 Thanked 3,455 Times in 1,007 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	It’s all harmless fun but at work we pick on each other a LOT. There are some very feisty and loud women that sit close to me and the guy next to me. One in particular I pick on because she will cuss me out so bad in a heartbeat. Well the guy next to me likes to instigate but It’s hilarious! Yes maybe immature stupid etc etc...but we laugh so hard, our group. I got cussed out maybe 6 times today. Between those times we talk like nothing happened. Nothing better than working with people who can play one minute and work and be serious the next. __________________ "Our bodies were printed as blank pages to be filled with the ink of our hearts”

11-14-2018, 07:23 PM	#1697
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Cracking up with my roomie on the way home because he ramped the curb on the DRIVER'S side of a round-about in my Rav4! How do you ramp a curb on a round-about? It's round! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

11-17-2018, 11:19 AM	#1698
Chad Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Loved Caregiver Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 6,164 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,746 Thanked 20,312 Times in 5,677 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Cracked me up Okay so I have one underwear for special occasions like the doctor visit or surgery. Mom standing at my bedroom door made me wish that I was wearing that underwear. Haha!

11-19-2018, 07:29 AM	#1700
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Watching puppies play. Wish I had all that energy __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

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