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another daft joke
A gorilla walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
The bartender thinks a gorilla, heres a chance to make some money, so he pours the beer and asks for a stupid amount of money. the gorilla hands it over, and then starts frowning and giving the bartender the evil eye, the bartender thinks shit he looks annoyed al go and talk to him the bartender sez " we dont get many gorillas in hear the gorillas sez  " at these prices am not fucking surprised. |
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04-02-2014, 04:59 AM
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04-02-2014, 05:30 PM
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Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”
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04-02-2014, 06:51 PM
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04-02-2014, 06:55 PM
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Guy jumps off Empire State building and on each floor as he goes by, people can hear him say "So far, so good".
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04-03-2014, 07:24 AM
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Not really a corny joke but.....
 it certainly qualifies for cuteness overload. Doncha think? The seal is behaving in a "corny" fashion. Good enough for me.
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04-03-2014, 07:27 AM
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04-03-2014, 05:00 PM
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Did you know the urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is always a whim away?
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04-03-2014, 07:31 PM
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04-04-2014, 05:50 PM
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04-04-2014, 06:31 PM
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True story...
My mom asks my dad: "what's on TV?"
My dad replies: "dust"...  Dad!!
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04-04-2014, 08:08 PM
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What did the cat say after eating two robins who were lying in the sun?
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04-05-2014, 06:35 AM
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04-05-2014, 07:07 AM
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Why did the midget (little person?) get kicked out of the nudist colony?
She kept sticking her nose in everybody's business!
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04-05-2014, 08:07 PM
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04-06-2014, 12:28 AM
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Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. Someone laughing their head off.
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04-06-2014, 06:54 AM
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04-06-2014, 07:22 PM
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04-06-2014, 08:10 PM
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Me: I drive like lightning.
Friend: You drive fast? Me: No. I hit trees. 
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04-08-2014, 05:31 PM
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