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08-05-2013, 06:19 PM

#681

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Originally Posted by o'queery

In hindsight i'm thinking this is probably on the edge of the TOS. I will assure everyone that this is not attached to anyone on this site.

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I'm not an artist i'm a fucking work of art

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08-06-2013, 09:24 AM	#682
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09-10-2013, 04:33 AM	#683
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09-10-2013, 06:11 AM	#684
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09-10-2013, 06:25 AM	#685
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09-12-2013, 04:23 AM	#686
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09-13-2013, 05:30 PM	#687
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09-13-2013, 05:36 PM	#688
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09-13-2013, 08:38 PM	#689
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09-13-2013, 08:39 PM	#690
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09-19-2013, 07:52 PM	#691
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09-22-2013, 08:07 AM	#692
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09-22-2013, 08:07 AM	#693
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12-25-2015, 06:12 PM	#694
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12-26-2015, 07:36 PM	#695
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09-09-2018, 12:07 PM	#696
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09-09-2018, 12:46 PM

#697

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!

This is still my favorite comeback of all time to stop someone dead in their tracks....

09-09-2018, 05:38 PM	#698
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09-15-2018, 07:05 AM	#699
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09-15-2018, 07:11 AM	#700
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