What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 88

FireSignFemme · 02-26-2021, 04:15 AM

I can't stop laughing. A woman pranked her man, said she spent their stimulus money on lingere, so he'd find her sexy after the birth of their twins - Oh no you didn't. Well you're returning them and getting me my money back. Oh yes you are! Let's go! She told him she could'nt it was on sale non-refundable but they might still be able to stop payment on the things she put on credit. He went - What the... you mean you're telling me there's more? She said yes and told him since the clothes cost more than the amount of stimulus money they got she signed an agreement to pay the balance off in monthly installments, but at a good interest rate. He went off. I have to hand it to him he did a really, really good job of restraining himself. It was so funny especially when he realized he'd been pranked. I have to give him a lot of credit, he was a really good sport about it, but I bet he's already plotting his revenge. I hope when he does he makes a video of it. I can empathize, really relate because in my teens my partner did something similar only in our case it was not a prank. I forgave her but talk about a stretch, it wasn't with ease I cleared that hurdle.

Orema · 03-23-2021, 01:03 AM

Watching Tracey Ullman videos on YouTube.

Kenna · 12-26-2021, 07:58 AM

My birthday card from my sister yesterday. She is a HOOT! made me laugh so hard!

Blade · 02-13-2022, 08:56 AM

GPS....don't listen to it!

Stone-Butch · 02-13-2022, 11:02 AM

I fell asleep on the couch watching tv waiting for a friend to call. I awoke with the sound of the phone and picked it up and said hello, hello, hello. I sat up and to my surprise I was talking into the tv remote. The phone on the tv woke me up. I laughed so hard at ME for sleeping so soundly.

Blade · 04-11-2022, 08:48 PM

While riding my golf cart threw the campground I passed a man walking a German Shepherd on an extenda leash. He barked and carried on. As I passed him I heard a BIG dog bark coming from the camper I was passing. I looked that way and saw a Boston Terrier in the window. The people were sitting at the picnic table. I said that is a big dog bark not a Boston Terrier bark. She said there is a Great Dane inside.

homoe · 04-13-2022, 08:18 AM

The calandar saying it's spring but then seeing snow flurries in the air.....

Cin · 07-18-2022, 08:04 AM

My wife's post on a site for giving away free stuff. It is hilarious. But it is exactly what happened and I still remember the looks we got the 2 times we actually wore them. I usually don't give a fat rat's ass what people think about me,( most butches wouldn't last a minute if we did), but those looks were priceless. In the meantime there are already 15 people who want them. Who knew there were so many tall people with questionable taste in our neighborhood.

Here's the post. I hope you find it as amusing as I have.

Have you ever had to change into or out of your bathing suit in your car or behind some bushes because there was no place to change at the beach? Me too! So when I saw these adult ponchos online, I thought they were brilliant. Portable changing rooms! They double as towels! They have pockets and hoods! I immediately ordered 2.

My first mistake was not checking the sizes properly. I ordered large because I wanted to make sure there would be plenty of room for changing clothes. There is. But I didn’t check the length, and they are waaaay too long. I am 5’2’’ , wife is 5’5’’, and we look RIDICULOUS in them.

See how cute these people look wearing them? See how much fun they’re having? We don’t look like that. We wore them a couple of times and it was clear from the looks we got that we shouldn’t ever wear them again.

Maybe they could be saved if either of us had the skills to shorten them, but we don’t. Would you like to be the recipient of strange looks at the beach or pool in your matching pink and blue hooded adult ponchos? They’re super soft and cozy. Maybe you will have as much fun wearing them as the models in the photos do!

Please take both. I don’t want either of their feelings to be hurt.

Orema · 08-27-2022, 06:49 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULDGfjyVOW0

Blade · 08-27-2022, 06:58 PM

Watching a video of my great nephew. He is so animated and gets so excited.each year or so he changes up on what excites him. This year it is trains. They took a video of him standing beside the train tracks with the train barreling by lol and he was soooo excited about it.

First it was farm equipment and he could name them all and tellyou what they do. Then trash trucks then emergency vehicles then he got to where he could tell you everything about cars and car parts. Now it is trains. Says he wants to be a teacher or a pastor. So however it turns out he will be well rounded

Gemme · 08-30-2022, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULDGfjyVOW0

OMG, he was spot on!

Reach *BANNED* · 08-31-2022, 09:01 AM

a 34 second audio clip that I received at 6:43am.

Gemme · 09-03-2022, 09:59 PM

I hadn't seen one of these commercials until recently on Prime and now I can't get away from them but they crack me up.

The one I saw is more snotty but these are still funny too.

Blade · 09-04-2022, 11:17 PM

My sister's Chi. She is a tiny little thing but she is wide open as long as her eyes are open. She's like a wind up toy buzzing around.

Bèsame* · 12-17-2022, 07:07 AM

a reindeer story

I'm still chuckling about it!

Kenna · 12-17-2022, 07:27 PM

My best friend's stories of his day Christmas shopping then later "baby sitting " my goofy pup.

Bèsame* · 12-21-2022, 08:37 AM

People not being so Feliz Navidad.

There is always something that cracks me up. Thank you!

nhplowboi · 04-15-2023, 08:39 AM

This morning while scrolling on the computer, I also had CNN on. CNN was talking about the push for electric cars to help with emisson control. At the same time the computer was showing me an article that Hannity was upset the electric cars are not going to have AM radios in them. Seems to me electric cars are a "2 for" when it comes to bad emissions there Mr. Hannity.

nhplowboi · 04-16-2023, 08:17 AM

I joined POF to try and find people to go out for coffee or a drink with while Bevi and I are trying to figure things out. I got a like today and was perusing the woman's profile and pics. She had 3 pics posted and I couldn't help but notice the woman in her first pic had no tatoos while the woman in her second pic had almost a full sleeve on her left arm. Then what really cracked me up was her third pic. Here she was standing in a stream where she had apparently been fishing and what catch was she hefting in the air....a wicked big CATFISH! Yep, she can always say she forewarned any takers!

Bèsame* · 07-02-2023, 10:43 AM

Us two mischievous gals snuck in to see fireworks from the best advantage point last night. My friend used to live at these condo with a beach front part. She made me turn into this driveway that was blocked with sawhorses and two men. And a police car parked on the side of the road. She rolled down her window and said, were going to 374. They let us in. That was her condo. We even parked in the driveway to 374. The new owner was not there.

I turn to her and say..do you know the lady's name? Lol
She did not.

We opted to leave our drinks in my car, for fear there was no bathroom to use! Lol

It was awesome. Best view I've ever had for fireworks.

You just never know about us!
(She's my traveling friend and partner in crime!

12-26-2021, 07:58 AM	#1743
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	My birthday card from my sister yesterday. She is a HOOT! made me laugh so hard! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

02-13-2022, 08:56 AM	#1744
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	GPS....don't listen to it! __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

02-13-2022, 11:02 AM	#1745
Stone-Butch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stonebutch Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 3,706 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,343 Thanked 9,402 Times in 3,067 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Cracked you up today I fell asleep on the couch watching tv waiting for a friend to call. I awoke with the sound of the phone and picked it up and said hello, hello, hello. I sat up and to my surprise I was talking into the tv remote. The phone on the tv woke me up. I laughed so hard at ME for sleeping so soundly.

04-11-2022, 08:48 PM	#1746
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	While riding my golf cart threw the campground I passed a man walking a German Shepherd on an extenda leash. He barked and carried on. As I passed him I heard a BIG dog bark coming from the camper I was passing. I looked that way and saw a Boston Terrier in the window. The people were sitting at the picnic table. I said that is a big dog bark not a Boston Terrier bark. She said there is a Great Dane inside. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

07-18-2022, 08:04 AM	#1748
Cin Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Truly Madly Deeply Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: In My Head Posts: 2,815 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,333 Thanked 10,401 Times in 2,477 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	My wife's post on a site for giving away free stuff. It is hilarious. But it is exactly what happened and I still remember the looks we got the 2 times we actually wore them. I usually don't give a fat rat's ass what people think about me,( most butches wouldn't last a minute if we did), but those looks were priceless. In the meantime there are already 15 people who want them. Who knew there were so many tall people with questionable taste in our neighborhood. Here's the post. I hope you find it as amusing as I have. Have you ever had to change into or out of your bathing suit in your car or behind some bushes because there was no place to change at the beach? Me too! So when I saw these adult ponchos online, I thought they were brilliant. Portable changing rooms! They double as towels! They have pockets and hoods! I immediately ordered 2. My first mistake was not checking the sizes properly. I ordered large because I wanted to make sure there would be plenty of room for changing clothes. There is. But I didn’t check the length, and they are waaaay too long. I am 5’2’’ , wife is 5’5’’, and we look RIDICULOUS in them. See how cute these people look wearing them? See how much fun they’re having? We don’t look like that. We wore them a couple of times and it was clear from the looks we got that we shouldn’t ever wear them again. Maybe they could be saved if either of us had the skills to shorten them, but we don’t. Would you like to be the recipient of strange looks at the beach or pool in your matching pink and blue hooded adult ponchos? They’re super soft and cozy. Maybe you will have as much fun wearing them as the models in the photos do! Please take both. I don’t want either of their feelings to be hurt. __________________ The reason facts don’t change most people’s opinions is because most people don’t use facts to form their opinions. They use their opinions to form their “facts.” Neil Strauss

02-26-2021, 04:15 AM	#1741
FireSignFemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: N/A Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: WA Posts: 4,434 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 37,962 Thanked 10,280 Times in 3,146 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	I can't stop laughing. A woman pranked her man, said she spent their stimulus money on lingere, so he'd find her sexy after the birth of their twins - Oh no you didn't. Well you're returning them and getting me my money back. Oh yes you are! Let's go! She told him she could'nt it was on sale non-refundable but they might still be able to stop payment on the things she put on credit. He went - What the... you mean you're telling me there's more? She said yes and told him since the clothes cost more than the amount of stimulus money they got she signed an agreement to pay the balance off in monthly installments, but at a good interest rate. He went off. I have to hand it to him he did a really, really good job of restraining himself. It was so funny especially when he realized he'd been pranked. I have to give him a lot of credit, he was a really good sport about it, but I bet he's already plotting his revenge. I hope when he does he makes a video of it. I can empathize, really relate because in my teens my partner did something similar only in our case it was not a prank. I forgave her but talk about a stretch, it wasn't with ease I cleared that hurdle.

03-23-2021, 01:03 AM	#1742
Orema Superlative Soul Sister How Do You Identify?: Lesbian stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Moving in a single file and sometimes a sinner. Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Cottage of Content Posts: 13,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 41,474 Thanked 34,733 Times in 8,961 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	Watching Tracey Ullman videos on YouTube.

04-13-2022, 08:18 AM	#1747
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08-27-2022, 06:49 AM	#1749
Orema Superlative Soul Sister How Do You Identify?: Lesbian stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Moving in a single file and sometimes a sinner. Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Cottage of Content Posts: 13,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 41,474 Thanked 34,733 Times in 8,961 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULDGfjyVOW0

08-27-2022, 06:58 PM	#1750
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Watching a video of my great nephew. He is so animated and gets so excited.each year or so he changes up on what excites him. This year it is trains. They took a video of him standing beside the train tracks with the train barreling by lol and he was soooo excited about it. First it was farm equipment and he could name them all and tellyou what they do. Then trash trucks then emergency vehicles then he got to where he could tell you everything about cars and car parts. Now it is trains. Says he wants to be a teacher or a pastor. So however it turns out he will be well rounded __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

08-31-2022, 09:01 AM	#1752
Reach BANNED Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: Scammer. Preferred Pronoun?: Hy Relationship Status: Moratorium Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Where the horses roam.. Posts: 1,369 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,019 Thanked 3,274 Times in 1,018 Posts Rep Power: 0	a 34 second audio clip that I received at 6:43am.

09-03-2022, 09:59 PM	#1753
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09-04-2022, 11:17 PM	#1754
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	My sister's Chi. She is a tiny little thing but she is wide open as long as her eyes are open. She's like a wind up toy buzzing around. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

12-17-2022, 07:07 AM	#1755
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,168 Thanked 41,017 Times in 10,768 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	a reindeer story I'm still chuckling about it! __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

12-17-2022, 07:27 PM	#1756
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	My best friend's stories of his day Christmas shopping then later "baby sitting " my goofy pup. __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

12-21-2022, 08:37 AM	#1757
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,168 Thanked 41,017 Times in 10,768 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	People not being so Feliz Navidad. There is always something that cracks me up. Thank you! __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

04-15-2023, 08:39 AM	#1758
nhplowboi Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: male pronouns Relationship Status: Divorcee Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 999 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,327 Thanked 3,884 Times in 825 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	This morning while scrolling on the computer, I also had CNN on. CNN was talking about the push for electric cars to help with emisson control. At the same time the computer was showing me an article that Hannity was upset the electric cars are not going to have AM radios in them. Seems to me electric cars are a "2 for" when it comes to bad emissions there Mr. Hannity.

04-16-2023, 08:17 AM	#1759
nhplowboi Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: male pronouns Relationship Status: Divorcee Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 999 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,327 Thanked 3,884 Times in 825 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I joined POF to try and find people to go out for coffee or a drink with while Bevi and I are trying to figure things out. I got a like today and was perusing the woman's profile and pics. She had 3 pics posted and I couldn't help but notice the woman in her first pic had no tatoos while the woman in her second pic had almost a full sleeve on her left arm. Then what really cracked me up was her third pic. Here she was standing in a stream where she had apparently been fishing and what catch was she hefting in the air....a wicked big CATFISH! Yep, she can always say she forewarned any takers!

07-02-2023, 10:43 AM	#1760
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,168 Thanked 41,017 Times in 10,768 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	Us two mischievous gals snuck in to see fireworks from the best advantage point last night. My friend used to live at these condo with a beach front part. She made me turn into this driveway that was blocked with sawhorses and two men. And a police car parked on the side of the road. She rolled down her window and said, were going to 374. They let us in. That was her condo. We even parked in the driveway to 374. The new owner was not there. I turn to her and say..do you know the lady's name? Lol She did not. We opted to leave our drinks in my car, for fear there was no bathroom to use! Lol It was awesome. Best view I've ever had for fireworks. You just never know about us! (She's my traveling friend and partner in crime! __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.