What skeeves you? - Page 2

apretty · 11-27-2009, 01:24 PM

the word, skeeve. i've never really been a fan--maybe it's a west coast thing. carry on.

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-27-2009, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzSabra

MAJOR SKEEVE

what in the world is that?

MizzSabra · 11-27-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by NotAnAverageGuy

what in the world is that?

It's a jerusleum cricket. They live in the dirt. Since I garden a lot, I see them frequently. Thankfully my honey doesn't mind scooping them up and tossing them into the blackberry bushes!

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-27-2009, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzSabra

It's a jerusleum cricket. They live in the dirt. Since I garden a lot, I see them frequently. Thankfully my honey doesn't mind scooping them up and tossing them into the blackberry bushes!

ewww ok i dont like crickets so SKEEVE for me too!!!

Passionaria · 11-27-2009, 01:52 PM

Being licked on the face by Dogs. Cat's are OK, go figure.

Pashi

Rufusboi · 11-27-2009, 02:26 PM

Teeth scraping across a fork when someone eats. It about kills me. I can't take it.

Rufus.

Mister Bent · 11-27-2009, 03:27 PM

Victim posturing.

Anything that comes out of a cat. It's like Satan's excrement.

Diva · 11-27-2009, 03:56 PM

~Once my Lucy caught me with my mouth open (I know....that skeeves out the masses) and HER tongue touched MY tongue...I knew right then I was going to be hurling my toenails....which also would have skeeved me out to no end (even though they were finely manicured).

~People who smack when they eat. That's like a 12 on my Skeeve~O~Meter.

~People who get in my personal space box without invitation. Step back, Sparky!

Turino · 11-27-2009, 05:52 PM

* someone obsessively jangling change in their pocket

* bugs anywhere near my bed or clothing

* touching people that I dont know and love when they are experiencing skin ailments

* rotting mouths

* chewing tobacco drippings out of rotting mouth corners

* people who havent bathed in a month in a locked subway car

* the smell of cigarettes

Rufusboi · 11-27-2009, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Medusa

* Dirty fingernails

* Crusty, gummy white FUNK in the corner of people's mouths

* Dirty butt smells

* Gelatinous pate'

* Seeing people eat their own boogers when they think nobody is looking

* Christmas sweaters and socks

* "Purity" Balls

* Sitting in a seat that someone else has just vacated and feeling the warmth from where their butt was

* Spitty children with sticky fingers and that "ring o' funk" around their necks

What's a purity ball?

Rufus

Isadora · 11-27-2009, 07:06 PM

cracking knuckles
Barbra Streisand

T D · 11-27-2009, 10:33 PM

1. People who think they know what I think and decide to tell me what I think. WTF!!
2. Clingy people
3. Crickets
4. Threads/discussions about Butch penetration
5. Dirty people, in any form!
6. People trying to manipulate me
7. Dirty sheets, furniture, counters, etc.
8. Using a shopping basket without wiping down the handle

Lord the list could go on *chuckling*

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-27-2009, 11:34 PM

surgeries that involve the eyes, nose or mouth

Waldo · 11-27-2009, 11:47 PM

"Motor lodges"

Ron Jeremy

The "lounge pads" in the grotto at the Playboy Mansion

Men who wear sans-a-belt slacks

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-27-2009, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Waldo

"Motor lodges"

Ron Jeremy

The "lounge pads" in the grotto at the Playboy Mansion

Men who wear sans-a-belt slacks

Why does Ron Jeremy skeeve you?

I met him in person and he is just a huge pervert LOL

Waldo · 11-28-2009, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by NotAnAverageGuy

Why does Ron Jeremy skeeve you?

I met him in person and he is just a huge pervert LOL

I've also met him in person and he just squicks me right the freak out. Granted, I met him at the Playboy mansion so I'm willing to say it was the combination, but I really don't think so.

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-28-2009, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Waldo

I've also met him in person and he just squicks me right the freak out. Granted, I met him at the Playboy mansion so I'm willing to say it was the combination, but I really don't think so.

Understood, he is just creepy to some I gather

lillith · 11-28-2009, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Waldo

Ron Jeremy

I can totally sympathize with you. I have an ex who edits porn and had to work with Ron, and he is huge prick (pardon the pun). He skeeves me too.

Ryobi · 11-28-2009, 03:09 AM

SNOT!

I have been puked on, pooped on, dealt with a long list of medical emergencies, seen all the blood and guts anyone should have to see in a life time and have not been close to being as skeeved as I am with snot. It will make me gag in a heartbeat, everytime.

Mister Bent · 11-28-2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Rufusboi

What's a purity ball?

Part of the new chastity movement. Check it out.

And for another perspective, try this.

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Originally Posted by Waldo

"Motor lodges"

Ron Jeremy

Men who wear sans-a-belt slacks

Waldo, I'm sorry, but I really must take exception to some of your skeeves.

Motor lodges harken back to the great American era of road travel, whereupon vacationing families and honeymooners who set out to travel the blue highways of this vast nation of ours could be imbued with little local color as they stopped to rest their road weary souls for a night.

And Ron Jeremy! C'mon Waldo! Ron is an icon, one who asserts that a guy really doesn't have to be all that good looking to score babes and become a star! Ron gives us hope.

I have long been looking forward to the day when I would come of age and could wear Sansabelt trousers and free my gut from the binding confines of belted trousers. Sansabelt, the name says it all! "Comfort, style and performance are the result of years of innovation and evolution."

I mean, what's next on your list?! Jumpsuits?

What would you have me otherwise wear in my declining years?

You're killing my dreams!

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