What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 89

easygoingfemme · 10-18-2024, 08:01 AM

Falling down the rabbit hole of Roe v Bro on Instagram. Omg.

easygoingfemme · 10-25-2024, 09:38 PM

My nephew. Oh...my nephew. 13 years old.

First: Driving to go see Rocky Horror Picture Show (his first time) we passed a tesla. He points and waves excited. I ask him what he knows about elon musk and he's like... not much. So I gave a briefing that he's racist and sexist and homophobic and transphobic and anti-woman and... he's jammed right up trump's but. He looks at me.. not missing a beat... "I thought you said he was homophobic". I just about died but I was driving, so I didn't.

Then, during Rocky Horror, I go to sort of fake cover his eyes for certain scenes. He's like "Stop! This is nothing new. Don't baby me." Then he proceeded to tell me every time he farted.

Bèsame* · 11-01-2024, 02:15 PM

Don't hate, I thought it was funny..lol

easygoingfemme · 04-05-2025, 12:52 PM

Phone call with my mom today:

Me: Hi Mom. Do you want to go to (insert name of her favorite thrift store here) with me today?

Mom: Huge exaggerated gasping "YES" followed by whispered "yes, yes yes".

Me: Great! It's right next to Trader Joes so we can go there after and get some eggs and treats?

Mom: Huge exaggerated gasping "YES" followed by whispered "yes, yes yes".

Me: And that's right next to the discount wine shop, we can get you some Baileys?

Mom: SOBBING- YES.

We had fun

11-01-2024, 02:15 PM	#1763
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10-18-2024, 08:01 AM	#1761
easygoingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Lil' Miss Sassy Pants Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: My place by the river Posts: 3,679 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,014 Thanked 14,941 Times in 3,304 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Falling down the rabbit hole of Roe v Bro on Instagram. Omg.

10-25-2024, 09:38 PM	#1762
easygoingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Lil' Miss Sassy Pants Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: My place by the river Posts: 3,679 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,014 Thanked 14,941 Times in 3,304 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	My nephew. Oh...my nephew. 13 years old. First: Driving to go see Rocky Horror Picture Show (his first time) we passed a tesla. He points and waves excited. I ask him what he knows about elon musk and he's like... not much. So I gave a briefing that he's racist and sexist and homophobic and transphobic and anti-woman and... he's jammed right up trump's but. He looks at me.. not missing a beat... "I thought you said he was homophobic". I just about died but I was driving, so I didn't. Then, during Rocky Horror, I go to sort of fake cover his eyes for certain scenes. He's like "Stop! This is nothing new. Don't baby me." Then he proceeded to tell me every time he farted.

04-05-2025, 12:52 PM	#1764
easygoingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Lil' Miss Sassy Pants Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: My place by the river Posts: 3,679 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,014 Thanked 14,941 Times in 3,304 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Phone call with my mom today: Me: Hi Mom. Do you want to go to (insert name of her favorite thrift store here) with me today? Mom: Huge exaggerated gasping "YES" followed by whispered "yes, yes yes". Me: Great! It's right next to Trader Joes so we can go there after and get some eggs and treats? Mom: Huge exaggerated gasping "YES" followed by whispered "yes, yes yes". Me: And that's right next to the discount wine shop, we can get you some Baileys? Mom: SOBBING- YES. We had fun