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fucku haiku
"A haiku is a non-rhymed verse genre, conveying an image or feeling in two parts spread over three lines. There are 5 syllables in the first sentence, 7 in the second and 5 again in the last sentence." Get cut off in traffic? Is your boss an asshat? Hate your upstairs neighbor? Now that you know the rules, why don't you tell us how you really feel? Here's mine: Left lane parasite don't you know it's for passing? move the hell over Last edited by Mister Bent; 11-07-2009 at 02:54 PM. Reason: fontage |
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11-07-2009, 02:58 PM
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That Damn Dog I Love
You poop in my house.
You're ten months old now, you know?! What is your problem? |
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11-08-2009, 08:33 AM
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i do what i want :) Relationship Status:
well, i'm not banging my ex anymore, so that's good ;) 
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new space and fresh paint
ghosts of past tensions linger i am cynical |
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11-15-2009, 01:59 PM
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boil on my ass
hiding beneath soft veneer still, I can see you
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11-15-2009, 02:44 PM
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Look me in the eye
And say that with a straight face Go on, I dare you |
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11-15-2009, 02:56 PM
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Bengals belong in zoos
How can they take down Steeltown Ezee screams outrage!
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11-15-2009, 03:03 PM
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Boys are vile things.
Burping, Farting all night long. I'll miss him soon. |
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11-15-2009, 03:34 PM
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butch sensibility
while my ladee naps
me watch football, eat stale chips lift heavy big rocks
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11-15-2009, 03:43 PM
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My sweet coworkers,
how do I love thee my pets? Every two weeks! |
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11-15-2009, 03:50 PM
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For Mr. Bent
brother, o brother!!
who delights in my torment spammed your email
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11-15-2009, 03:55 PM
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More sacred haiku
internet friends!
do not hate the unicorn! horny beast so rare!
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11-15-2009, 04:11 PM
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Chronic daily pain
I want to chop my head off Just what good is it?
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11-15-2009, 04:14 PM
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eat your spam brother
such mess should not be shared don't make me block you!
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11-15-2009, 04:19 PM
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your head is more pretty on your neck, than the floor
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11-15-2009, 04:21 PM
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11-15-2009, 04:24 PM
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legend in your mind
certainly one of a kind my, my, my, you're blind |
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11-15-2009, 04:28 PM
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Rut~roh
Dammit, girl! No rhyme!!
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11-15-2009, 04:28 PM
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Oooooo, oooooo
(Diva knows someone
who thinks more about themself thank she thinks of them!)
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11-15-2009, 04:33 PM
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11-15-2009, 04:43 PM
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All right SPA. I am single. 
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can't think of who to
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