The Urban Dictionary Experience - Page 2

dixie · 08-07-2010, 04:15 AM

~Crystal~

~a rare beauty, who is extremely smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! My hero.
"wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!"

~a freaky, wild, spontaneous, and party girl with a love for life...and sex

~An absolutely stunning, smart and awesome girl with a smile that can brighten up anyone's day. Can even make people who are feeling miserable laugh.
"I was feeling down until I saw Crystal today."

wow...I'm really digging the Urban Dictionary now...LOL

Miami · 08-07-2010, 05:09 AM

Perfugled (Per FOO Galled) Adjective: State of bewildered confusion where one cannot ascertain if they are coming, going, or have already arrived.

08-07-2010, 06:05 AM

Scooby Doo

Scooby doo is the bad-ass crime fighting dog... *cough*

Scooby Doo is used as another word for clue.

I don't have a Scooby doo how this works.
OR
I dont have a Scooby what you're on about.

.......................Also a word for the Suburu Impreza

Diva · 08-07-2010, 06:55 AM

Twinkie

A Twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling popular in the United States. It is distributed by the subcompany Hostess, which is owned by Dallas-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation.

A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. While this urban legend is false, they really can last a long time (25 days or so), due to the fact that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items.

"Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for ignorant rednecks.

theoddz · 08-07-2010, 08:36 AM

Eh eheheh.....looka this!!! It's kinda dated, but spot on.

Dick Cheney

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Current Vice President of the United States, under George W Bush. A man with strong conservative values such as contacts with many, large corporations - notibly Halliburton. Typically votes against things like environmental regulations, equal rights and money for non-defense related projects. Most probably the main influence behing George Bush's cunning plan to exploit the memory of September 11th and start a war with a conveniently oil-rich nation in order to distract the American public from the shitty job they were doing at home. See also pure evil.

Dick Cheney would rather shit on a unemployed black man and take his house than tax 2 cents of a billionaire's money.

and also.....

Pacemaker on legs.

Also see; George Bush

Cheyne's got a gun, dick cheney's got a gun, now everybody's on the run..

Too funny!!!

~Theo~

theoddz · 08-07-2010, 08:46 AM

...because I found a little something for that, too.

Theo

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A type of older man, often bearded and wearing a medallion, but well dressed and hip who has the appearance of having wisdom and insight. The persona is created to attract young women and girls. Berkeley, California is their spirtual homeland, although they can be seen In Paris, Taos or even Rome.

Juliette met this Theo on Telegraph, says he'a writer and a Buddhist. She's moving in with him...

and... (WHO did this??? )

buy theo mugs, tshirts and magnets

Theo is a retard but in a good way

Theo picks up a popcorn from the floor and eats it, pick his nose with a tissue and wipes it on a person that sits next to him.

theo says things like -would you like a wee bag for that?

or

-sure sure sure sure did you get a look at a guy
all the time...

----------------

This is me, laughing at myself ------>>

~Theo~

chefhottie25 · 08-07-2010, 11:30 PM

mental masturbation.......
Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose

Ms. Tabitha · 08-08-2010, 11:23 AM

Lori

The Most wonderful person in the World. Kind, Sweet, Loving, Caring, Gentle. Perfect in Every ways.
The one you love for all your life.

Crazy hot girl. Beautiful, smart and funny; Lori posesses atributes absent in 99.9% of women. Truly a lucky find. Plus she rocks!

Tabitha

The best best friend in the world, funny hott and always there for you, your so lucky to have a frind like her. Don't you ever let her leave you!

Tabitha off of Bewitched
You just can't help but watch Tabitha, there's just something about her

NJFemmie · 08-10-2010, 01:20 PM

That sorry ass mickey fickey is getting on my last damn nerve.

Mickey Fickey is a slang term used in place of the common and fun to say phrase Mother Fucker. It can be used in every reference where Mother Fucker is used. When one does not want someone to know they are cussing, or talking behind someone's back, use mickey fickey.

chefhmboyrd · 08-10-2010, 02:29 PM

a crapella

Singing out loud while listening to music with your headphones on. Whereas the singer gets the benefit of the music, those unfortunate to be standing nearby are subjected to an unaccompanied (and invariably crappy) rendition of the song.
i may or may not have been guilty of this before.

chefhottie25 · 08-10-2010, 05:04 PM

Youtube Attention Span:

Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.

Diva · 08-10-2010, 10:12 PM

This is for Medusa:

~Mother fucker

word that really has no meaning, because it can be used as a compliment just as easily as i can be used as as an insult. probably the most widely used curse in the english language
you are a mother fucker (insult)
you are one bad mother fucker (compliment)

chefhottie25 · 08-10-2010, 10:15 PM

here is one for alpha femmes out there............

HBIC
It's an acronym which stands for:

Head
Bitch
In
Charge
I am the HBIC up in here, bow down bitches

08-07-2010, 05:09 AM	#22
Miami Member How Do You Identify?: Gentlemyn Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Miami, Florida DUH! Posts: 135 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8 Thanked 79 Times in 45 Posts Rep Power: 876	Perfugled (Per FOO Galled) Adjective: State of bewildered confusion where one cannot ascertain if they are coming, going, or have already arrived. __________________ To be broken hearted does NOT mean to be broken, simply to be prepared for the healing.

08-07-2010, 06:55 AM	#24
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	I almost forgot about this thread!!! lol Twinkie A Twinkie is a golden sponge cake with a creamy filling popular in the United States. It is distributed by the subcompany Hostess, which is owned by Dallas-based Interstate Bakeries Corporation. A common urban legend claims that Twinkies have a shelf life of forever, or can last for a relatively long time of ten, fifty, or one hundred years due to chemicals used in production. While this urban legend is false, they really can last a long time (25 days or so), due to the fact that Twinkies are made without dairy products and thus spoil more slowly than most bakery items. "Twinkie" is the correct spelling, "Twinky" is for ignorant rednecks.

08-07-2010, 08:36 AM	#25
theoddz Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Cranky Old Poop Preferred Pronoun?: Mr. Beast Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Texas Posts: 3,534 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,092 Thanked 9,926 Times in 2,506 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Eh eheheh.....looka this!!! It's kinda dated, but spot on. Dick Cheney buy dick cheney mugs, tshirts and magnets Current Vice President of the United States, under George W Bush. A man with strong conservative values such as contacts with many, large corporations - notibly Halliburton. Typically votes against things like environmental regulations, equal rights and money for non-defense related projects. Most probably the main influence behing George Bush's cunning plan to exploit the memory of September 11th and start a war with a conveniently oil-rich nation in order to distract the American public from the shitty job they were doing at home. See also pure evil. Dick Cheney would rather shit on a unemployed black man and take his house than tax 2 cents of a billionaire's money. and also..... Pacemaker on legs. Also see; George Bush Cheyne's got a gun, dick cheney's got a gun, now everybody's on the run.. Too funny!!! *~Theo~* __________________ *"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."* -- J. R. R. Tolkien

08-07-2010, 08:46 AM	#26
theoddz Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Cranky Old Poop Preferred Pronoun?: Mr. Beast Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Texas Posts: 3,534 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,092 Thanked 9,926 Times in 2,506 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Oops, were we supposed to do our names??? ...because I found a little something for that, too. Theo buy theo mugs, tshirts and magnets A type of older man, often bearded and wearing a medallion, but well dressed and hip who has the appearance of having wisdom and insight. The persona is created to attract young women and girls. Berkeley, California is their spirtual homeland, although they can be seen In Paris, Taos or even Rome. Juliette met this Theo on Telegraph, says he'a writer and a Buddhist. She's moving in with him... and... (WHO did this??? ) buy theo mugs, tshirts and magnets Theo is a retard but in a good way Theo picks up a popcorn from the floor and eats it, pick his nose with a tissue and wipes it on a person that sits next to him. theo says things like -would you like a wee bag for that? or -sure sure sure sure did you get a look at a guy all the time... ---------------- This is me, laughing at myself ------>> *~Theo~* __________________ *"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."* -- J. R. R. Tolkien

08-10-2010, 01:20 PM	#29
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	That sorry ass mickey fickey is getting on my last damn nerve. Mickey Fickey is a slang term used in place of the common and fun to say phrase Mother Fucker. It can be used in every reference where Mother Fucker is used. When one does not want someone to know they are cussing, or talking behind someone's back, use mickey fickey. __________________

08-07-2010, 04:15 AM	#21
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	~Crystal~ ~a rare beauty, who is extremely smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! My hero. "wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!" ~a freaky, wild, spontaneous, and party girl with a love for life...and sex ~An absolutely stunning, smart and awesome girl with a smile that can brighten up anyone's day. Can even make people who are feeling miserable laugh. "I was feeling down until I saw Crystal today." wow...I'm really digging the Urban Dictionary now...LOL

08-07-2010, 06:05 AM	#23
Daktari Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a My Photo Gallery	Scooby Doo Scooby doo is the bad-ass crime fighting dog... cough Scooby Doo is used as another word for clue. I don't have a Scooby doo how this works. OR I dont have a Scooby what you're on about. .......................Also a word for the Suburu Impreza

08-07-2010, 11:30 PM	#27
chefhottie25 Member How Do You Identify?: boi Preferred Pronoun?: hy Relationship Status: happily taken Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: ohio Posts: 1,406 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26 Thanked 889 Times in 478 Posts Rep Power: 1175217	mental masturbation....... Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose

08-08-2010, 11:23 AM	#28
Ms. Tabitha Member How Do You Identify?: Hey Lady Preferred Pronoun?: Female Relationship Status: Married ~ 4-1-13 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Texas Posts: 1,440 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 980 Thanked 3,581 Times in 1,040 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	*Lori* The Most wonderful person in the World. Kind, Sweet, Loving, Caring, Gentle. Perfect in Every ways. The one you love for all your life. Crazy hot girl. Beautiful, smart and funny; Lori posesses atributes absent in 99.9% of women. Truly a lucky find. Plus she rocks! *Tabitha* The best best friend in the world, funny hott and always there for you, your so lucky to have a frind like her. Don't you ever let her leave you! Tabitha off of Bewitched You just can't help but watch Tabitha, there's just something about her

08-10-2010, 02:29 PM	#30
chefhmboyrd Senior Member How Do You Identify?: man Preferred Pronoun?: beef Relationship Status: Uncle Daddy Snap Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: nashvegas Posts: 1,607 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,411 Thanked 2,846 Times in 898 Posts Rep Power: 14271905	lol a crapella Singing out loud while listening to music with your headphones on. Whereas the singer gets the benefit of the music, those unfortunate to be standing nearby are subjected to an unaccompanied (and invariably crappy) rendition of the song. i may or may not have been guilty of this before. __________________ what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here?

08-10-2010, 05:04 PM	#31
chefhottie25 Member How Do You Identify?: boi Preferred Pronoun?: hy Relationship Status: happily taken Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: ohio Posts: 1,406 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26 Thanked 889 Times in 478 Posts Rep Power: 1175217	Youtube Attention Span: Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.

08-10-2010, 10:12 PM	#32
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	This is for Medusa: ~Mother fucker word that really has no meaning, because it can be used as a compliment just as easily as i can be used as as an insult. probably the most widely used curse in the english language you are a mother fucker (insult) you are one bad mother fucker (compliment)

08-10-2010, 10:15 PM	#33
chefhottie25 Member How Do You Identify?: boi Preferred Pronoun?: hy Relationship Status: happily taken Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: ohio Posts: 1,406 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26 Thanked 889 Times in 478 Posts Rep Power: 1175217	here is one for alpha femmes out there............ HBIC It's an acronym which stands for: Head Bitch In Charge I am the HBIC up in here, bow down bitches