Overheard ~ - Page 3

ButchBowWow · 06-27-2011, 05:22 AM

Overheard in the BowWow household last night.

The boy: I just wanted to let you know we are almost in emergency crisis mode.
Me: Emergency crisis mode? What, prey-tell, is that?
The boy: We only have a stick and a half of butter left!
Me:

tapu · 06-27-2011, 07:15 AM

In Trader Joe's:

"What's the difference between firm tofu, and extra firm tofu? Is it the taste?"

tapu · 06-27-2011, 07:20 AM

On a suburban street in Columbus OH, one woman to another, looking out at the remains of a skunk run over in the street:

"At least the skunk smell masks the smell of decomposition."

(I'm thinking that someone has been watching a bit much of the Casey Anthony trial.)

Daywalker · 06-29-2011, 10:58 PM

Overheard on the Phone today between Snowy n Day:

"Wait, but I thought Godzilla killed the Robot."

Daywalker · 06-30-2011, 05:29 PM

Overheard somewhere in South Sac:

Anonymous:

"...Ho bag"

Daywalker:

"...bless you"

tonaderspeisung · 07-02-2011, 05:48 PM

overheard at the tarjzay

small child holding a transformers monopoly game - "i really need to get this one"
accompanying adult figure - "wouldn't you rather get something fun like hungry hippos"
small child - "no way that's childs prey"

Tcountry · 07-05-2011, 01:48 AM

Sunshyne & I were at a car dealership.
A friend of mine(who works there) overheard & shared...
Guys standing there looking at us thru the window
Guy 1: ....so that makes her(referring to me) like the guy right?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: I am not sure I am comfortable saying that...
Guy 1's dad(owner of dealership): Why not? You're just jealous she gets to eat more pussy than u...

Wow....way to go old Iowa dad...stand up for the lesbians...lol

tapu · 07-05-2011, 08:25 AM

I overheard this a couple years ago but I hope I don't forget it:

Asa was about 9 and we were at a Cub Scouts jamboree, or whatever. This time, I was the only Mama with our troop; all the other parents were Papa's. One of the littler Cub Scouts says, "You're supposed to bring your dad." And Asa says, with resignation in his voice, "Don't worry. It's not going to make any difference."

I just want to add that I pinned those Papi's asses in archery! Oh! Yeah! Woo-woo-woo!

tapu · 07-17-2011, 03:53 PM

Guy on his cell: "Hey man, I thought that we had plans to eat grilled cheese sandwiches today."

tonaderspeisung · 07-28-2011, 04:01 PM

overheard at the safeway (by the yogurt)

"that's jacked up! i can't believe he's marrying her; i'm the one who brought the 151."

Gentle Tiger · 07-28-2011, 04:12 PM

conversation between 5 year old and her mom.

little girl: mommy didn't you say you wanted to go look at toys?
mom: no, I'm pretty sure that's not what I said

little girl now has an intense look on her face, clearly thinking.

little girl: mommy would you like me to look at the toys for you? I promise to come back and tell you what I saw.

me to the mother: how old she?
mom: the little old lady is five. I swear she's been here at least 5 times already.

we both laughed

tonaderspeisung · 07-29-2011, 01:58 PM

overheard at the circle k

"ninja monkeys! hell yeah!"

JustJo · 07-29-2011, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonaderspeisung

overheard at the circle k

"ninja monkeys! hell yeah!"

Maybe it was Scoote....she keeps talking about getting ninja skills

tonaderspeisung · 08-22-2011, 07:13 PM

overheard across the street from the chihuly glass museum

"if he's such a good artist - why does he still only have one eye?"

tonaderspeisung · 08-28-2011, 06:39 PM

overheard at the trader joes

cashier looking at customer's id - "you have such a beautiful name - i love it"

customer - "my father said he named me after the woman he should have married instead of my mom - i thought about changing it but i didn't because my mom is such a bitch"

tonaderspeisung · 09-02-2011, 01:43 PM

guy 1 - "hey man - got big plans for the weekend?"
guy 2 - "i've got ladies on deck - and i'm married!" (followed by a very tigger like whoo hoo hooo giggle sound)

Gayla · 09-02-2011, 04:20 PM

Is it overheard if it was said directly to me? ...

"I think it's stupid to put a stick up your penis. And I really mean it."

princessbelle · 09-02-2011, 04:46 PM

Overheard on a plane yesterday.

Pilot: Ma'am we are going to have to call the FAA and have you removed from this plane if you can't keep your kitten into it's box.

Lady: I'm not going anywhere. I paid extra to bring her with me and she's going if she gets in her box or not.

Pilot: We can't leave the ground with your kitten free and at large and possibly roaming around on the plane.

Man beside me...."Dear lord please let her to put her damn kitty away."

Me....

tapu · 09-02-2011, 04:47 PM

At Portland First Friday Art Walk:

"Oh, yeah? Well, SMEG ME!"

Now... was that necessary?

Daywalker · 09-10-2011, 02:41 PM

Overheard in a Secret Hippy Garden

‎"Remember when you stop to smell the flowers, no one likes a Bogart.
Now kindly remove the weed from yer nostrils."

06-27-2011, 05:22 AM	#41
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06-27-2011, 07:15 AM	#42
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06-27-2011, 07:20 AM	#43
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	On a suburban street in Columbus OH, one woman to another, looking out at the remains of a skunk run over in the street: "At least the skunk smell masks the smell of decomposition." (I'm thinking that someone has been watching a bit much of the Casey Anthony trial.) __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

06-29-2011, 10:58 PM	#44
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06-30-2011, 05:29 PM	#45
Daywalker Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 3,750 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,499 Thanked 11,916 Times in 2,700 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Overheard somewhere in South Sac: Anonymous: "...Ho bag" Daywalker: "...bless you" __________________ www.SirDaywalker.com

07-02-2011, 05:48 PM	#46
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,751 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	overheard at the tarjzay small child holding a transformers monopoly game - "i really need to get this one" accompanying adult figure - "wouldn't you rather get something fun like hungry hippos" small child - "no way that's childs prey"

07-05-2011, 01:48 AM	#47
Tcountry Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Country Boi Preferred Pronoun?: call it as u see it Relationship Status: Completely...complete ;) Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Either at the beach or in the pool Posts: 1,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,929 Thanked 4,287 Times in 1,181 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sunshyne & I were at a car dealership. A friend of mine(who works there) overheard & shared... Guys standing there looking at us thru the window Guy 1: ....so that makes her(referring to me) like the guy right? Guy 2: yeah Guy 1: I am not sure I am comfortable saying that... Guy 1's dad(owner of dealership): Why not? You're just jealous she gets to eat more pussy than u... Wow....way to go old Iowa dad...stand up for the lesbians...lol __________________ "You don't Find life worth living; You MAKE IT that way"

07-05-2011, 08:25 AM	#48
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I overheard this a couple years ago but I hope I don't forget it: Asa was about 9 and we were at a Cub Scouts jamboree, or whatever. This time, I was the only Mama with our troop; all the other parents were Papa's. One of the littler Cub Scouts says, "You're supposed to bring your dad." And Asa says, with resignation in his voice, "Don't worry. It's not going to make any difference." I just want to add that I pinned those Papi's asses in archery! Oh! Yeah! Woo-woo-woo! __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

07-17-2011, 03:53 PM	#49
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Overheard in the Old Port: Guy on his cell: "Hey man, I thought that we had plans to eat grilled cheese sandwiches today." __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

07-28-2011, 04:01 PM	#50
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,751 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	overheard at the safeway (by the yogurt) "that's jacked up! i can't believe he's marrying her; i'm the one who brought the 151."

07-28-2011, 04:12 PM	#51
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07-29-2011, 01:58 PM	#52
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,751 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	strange things were definitely afoot overheard at the circle k "ninja monkeys! hell yeah!"

08-22-2011, 07:13 PM	#54
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,751 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	overheard across the street from the chihuly glass museum "if he's such a good artist - why does he still only have one eye?"

08-28-2011, 06:39 PM	#55
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,751 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	overheard at the trader joes cashier looking at customer's id - "you have such a beautiful name - i love it" customer - "my father said he named me after the woman he should have married instead of my mom - i thought about changing it but i didn't because my mom is such a bitch"

09-02-2011, 01:43 PM	#56
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,751 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	overheard at the gas station guy 1 - "hey man - got big plans for the weekend?" guy 2 - "i've got ladies on deck - and i'm married!" (followed by a very tigger like whoo hoo hooo giggle sound)

09-02-2011, 04:20 PM	#57
Gayla Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Kinky Butch Top Preferred Pronoun?: I'm not picky Relationship Status: She makes me dance like a fool and forget how to breathe. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: SF CA Posts: 3,229 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 877 Thanked 7,077 Times in 1,966 Posts Rep Power: 0	Is it overheard if it was said directly to me? ... "I think it's stupid to put a stick up your penis. And I really mean it."

09-02-2011, 04:46 PM	#58
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,496 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Overheard on a plane yesterday. Pilot: Ma'am we are going to have to call the FAA and have you removed from this plane if you can't keep your kitten into it's box. Lady: I'm not going anywhere. I paid extra to bring her with me and she's going if she gets in her box or not. Pilot: We can't leave the ground with your kitten free and at large and possibly roaming around on the plane. Man beside me...."Dear lord please let her to put her damn kitty away." Me.... __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

09-02-2011, 04:47 PM	#59
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	At Portland First Friday Art Walk: "Oh, yeah? Well, SMEG ME!" Now... was that necessary? __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

09-10-2011, 02:41 PM	#60
Daywalker Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 3,750 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,499 Thanked 11,916 Times in 2,700 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Overheard in a Secret Hippy Garden ‎"Remember when you stop to smell the flowers, no one likes a Bogart. Now kindly remove the weed from yer nostrils." __________________ www.SirDaywalker.com