Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes - Page 16

Inked_Trinity · 02-27-2012, 08:50 AM

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Inked_Trinity · 03-03-2012, 07:45 AM

willing to join a cult that is located in a tropical paradise with no actual agenda

Inked_Trinity · 03-03-2012, 07:46 AM

Lazy rule: can`t reach it... don`t need it.

Inked_Trinity · 03-08-2012, 06:51 PM

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

TimilDeeps · 03-08-2012, 08:08 PM

without "me" it's just "aweso"

Inked_Trinity · 03-09-2012, 05:51 AM

It has been brought to my attention that the stick figure decals on the back windows of vehicles are NOT pedestrian "kill" scores, but, actually are meant to represent members of your family. I'll be removing mine asap to avoid any further confusion. . .

Inked_Trinity · 03-09-2012, 05:25 PM

Anyone else find it a bit disturbing that Mrs. Potato head stores her extra parts and her accessories in her ass?

Gemme · 03-10-2012, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

Anyone else find it a bit disturbing that Mrs. Potato head stores her extra parts and her accessories in her ass?

Where does Mr. Potato Head put his?

TimilDeeps · 03-10-2012, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

Where does Mr. Potato Head put his?

same place . . . .

Inked_Trinity · 03-21-2012, 07:15 AM

KISSASSECTOMY-The procedure one has to remove their lips from someone's ass.

Inked_Trinity · 03-21-2012, 07:42 AM

You know you have had a bad day when your mood ring explodes...

justkim · 03-21-2012, 08:15 AM

Inked_Trinity · 03-25-2012, 06:58 PM

wonders how different the world would be if everyone followed their own advice.

Inked_Trinity · 03-27-2012, 11:30 AM

I swear some people have the IQ of a rock and the personality of a pop tart!

midwest chick · 03-27-2012, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

I swear some people have the IQ of a rock and the personality of a pop tart!

Example:

Don't play stupid with me,

I'm better at it...

Inked_Trinity · 04-01-2012, 06:51 AM

When the neighbors play music too loud, I dance naked. Shuts em down pretty quick.

SugarFemme · 04-01-2012, 07:28 AM

BrownEyedAngel · 05-25-2012, 09:12 PM

"No, I don't mind that my ex is seeing someone else. Mother always told me to donate my used toys to the less fortunate.'

"You can't fix stupid; however, you can numb it with a two-by-four"

BrownEyedAngel · 05-26-2012, 10:34 AM

"if you only spoke of things you have the capacity to understand, you'd have to become a mime."

"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

(on a tee shirt of mine, with a Harley-Davidson)
"My vibrator weighs 1,000 pounds, runs on high octane fuel & you can hear it coming from a mile away."

"Un-f*ck you!"

Kobi · 06-20-2012, 10:50 AM

02-27-2012, 08:50 AM	#301
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-03-2012, 07:45 AM	#302
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	willing to join a cult that is located in a tropical paradise with no actual agenda __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-03-2012, 07:46 AM	#303
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Lazy rule: can`t reach it... don`t need it. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-08-2012, 06:51 PM	#304
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-09-2012, 05:51 AM	#306
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	It has been brought to my attention that the stick figure decals on the back windows of vehicles are NOT pedestrian "kill" scores, but, actually are meant to represent members of your family. I'll be removing mine asap to avoid any further confusion. . . __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-08-2012, 08:08 PM	#305
TimilDeeps Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer fucker Preferred Pronoun?: Mine Relationship Status: I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: To your right and a bit South. Posts: 1,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 108 Thanked 1,470 Times in 445 Posts Rep Power: 19646657	without "me" it's just "aweso"

03-09-2012, 05:25 PM	#307
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Anyone else find it a bit disturbing that Mrs. Potato head stores her extra parts and her accessories in her ass? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-21-2012, 07:15 AM	#310
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	KISSASSECTOMY-The procedure one has to remove their lips from someone's ass. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-21-2012, 07:42 AM	#311
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You know you have had a bad day when your mood ring explodes... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-21-2012, 08:15 AM	#312
justkim Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me... Preferred Pronoun?: ... Relationship Status: <3 myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ... Posts: 2,023 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,062 Thanked 6,799 Times in 1,553 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	__________________ Kim "A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success." - Unknown -

03-25-2012, 06:58 PM	#313
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	wonders how different the world would be if everyone followed their own advice. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-27-2012, 11:30 AM	#314
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I swear some people have the IQ of a rock and the personality of a pop tart! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

04-01-2012, 06:51 AM	#316
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	When the neighbors play music too loud, I dance naked. Shuts em down pretty quick. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

04-01-2012, 07:28 AM	#317
SugarFemme Member How Do You Identify?: Fierce Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Singular Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Southwest Posts: 1,029 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 650 Thanked 4,460 Times in 854 Posts Rep Power*: 21474851	I love this one

05-25-2012, 09:12 PM	#318
BrownEyedAngel Junior Member How Do You Identify?: High Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: 15 years & still in love.... Join Date: May 2012 Location: Benton, AR Posts: 44 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 103 Thanked 98 Times in 27 Posts Rep Power: 1371505	Just a few.... "No, I don't mind that my ex is seeing someone else. Mother always told me to donate my used toys to the less fortunate.' "You can't fix stupid; however, you can numb it with a two-by-four"

05-26-2012, 10:34 AM	#319
BrownEyedAngel Junior Member How Do You Identify?: High Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: 15 years & still in love.... Join Date: May 2012 Location: Benton, AR Posts: 44 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 103 Thanked 98 Times in 27 Posts Rep Power: 1371505	To continue.... "if you only spoke of things you have the capacity to understand, you'd have to become a mime." "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" (on a tee shirt of mine, with a Harley-Davidson) "My vibrator weighs 1,000 pounds, runs on high octane fuel & you can hear it coming from a mile away." "Un-f*ck you!"

06-20-2012, 10:50 AM	#320
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,635 Times in 7,642 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	__________________