You Might Be A Geek If... - Page 8

thedivahrrrself · 04-12-2012, 01:48 PM

Softhearted · 04-12-2012, 02:51 PM

Q: How did the English major student define microtome on its biology exam?
A: An itsy bitsy book.

ooops that is a joke for nerds, sorry wrong thread :P

(I'm a proud geeky nerd and not a nerdy geek.... or maybe it is the other way around, this is getting confusing, isn't it!)

TWolf · 04-12-2012, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debby

You might be a geek if....
...you can recognize the different windows versions by the sound of it shutting down.

You might be a geek if....
...you speak to your friends more often online than face to face.

You might be a geek if....
...instead of saying awesome or cool you say 'shiney'.

You might be a geek if....
...you know what a 'reaver' is and it gives you nightmares.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debby

You might be a geek if...
...other people seem to get a gazed look in their eye after talking to you about your job.

can so relate!

Quote:

Originally Posted by BugsAndKisses

you might be a geek if you

Completely freak out when your camera lens coffee mug comes in the mail. Its SOOO life like!

been eyeing one of those for awhile....

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfbittenpoet

You have decided big bang theory is the best show on tv because it makes you feel socially adjusted.

YES!! love that show!

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonaderspeisung

---zork---

actually mentioned Zork at work today.... refer to the "glazed look" quote above....

You might be a geek if....
you've taken the Innergeek Test and bragged about your score.... (45.36489% and proud of it!)

You might be a geek if....
you've bought a SQL or Javascript book for fun...

You might be a geek if...
you enjoy building databases...

You might be a geek if...
you're on the I/S Emergency cell phone's speed dial....

You might be a geek if....
you grok the above...

thedivahrrrself · 04-12-2012, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TWolf

You might be a geek if....
you've taken the Innergeek Test and bragged about your score.... (45.36489% and proud of it!)

45.57196% SUPER GEEK!

I thought my lack of programming languages and RPG's was going to hurt me there... whew!

TWolf · 04-12-2012, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedivahrrrself

45.57196% SUPER GEEK!

I thought my lack of programming languages and RPG's was going to hurt me there... whew!

Way to go Diva.... Welcome to Super Geekdom!

thedivahrrrself · 04-12-2012, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TWolf

Way to go Diva.... Welcome to Super Geekdom!

Thank you, thank you. I have always been there, though I've learned in recent years how not to LOOK quite so geeky, it is always there inside.

I have a dog named Newton (he's no Einstein) and had a cat named Quark. And my big dog's voice (yes, I speak for them in character voices, shuddup!) is Marvin the depressed robot from Hitchiker's Guide. There is no hope for normality at this point.

TWolf · 04-12-2012, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedivahrrrself

Thank you, thank you. I have always been there, though I've learned in recent years how not to LOOK quite so geeky, it is always there inside.

I have a dog named Newton (he's no Einstein) and had a cat named Quark. And my big dog's voice (yes, I speak for them in character voices, shuddup!) is Marvin the depressed robot from Hitchiker's Guide. There is no hope for normality at this point.

LMAO!! I do a fairly good Marvin the Martian myself...

(Is it bad that when my gal teased me about being "out geeked" I responded that it had been awhile since I took the test and I'd picked up a few bad habits since then... )

Oh!.... and to keep things going....

You might be a geek if....
you know the answer is 42....

thedivahrrrself · 04-13-2012, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TWolf

LMAO!! I do a fairly good Marvin the Martian myself...

(Is it bad that when my gal teased me about being "out geeked" I responded that it had been awhile since I took the test and I'd picked up a few bad habits since then... )

Oh!.... and to keep things going....

You might be a geek if....
you know the answer is 42....

You should have told her that 0.2% is statistically insignificant. LoL

I loved that answer on the test! Ah, life, the universe, everything...42. I always knew there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe!

Gotta go listen to my Douglas Adams audiobooks again. I like them better than reading because he narrates them himself!

You also might be a geek if you know what this says:
01101001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100111 01100101 01100101 01101011 01110011

TWolf · 04-13-2012, 05:45 PM

... and you might be a geek if....
you know that programming is like sex....

one mistake and you'll have to support it the rest of your life!

thedivahrrrself · 04-14-2012, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TWolf

... and you might be a geek if....
you know that programming is like sex....

one mistake and you'll have to support it the rest of your life!

ROFL so true! Though, statistically speaking, it's more likely to happen in programming!

thedivahrrrself · 04-16-2012, 08:59 AM

They mentioned this once on Big Bang, now we have the Official Rules!

I'm confused though... Trek Geeks, why does paper disprove Spock?

Also, what do you think the hand signal for lizard would be?

thedivahrrrself · 04-17-2012, 11:28 AM

I love this thread too much to let it die.

mariamma · 04-17-2012, 12:17 PM

I'm confused though... Trek Geeks, why does paper disprove Spock?

Also, what do you think the hand signal for lizard would be?[/QUOTE]

I believe the lizard is drawn from the perspective of looking at a lizard climbing away from you on a wall. The arm is outstretched but is more outstretched-looking in this drawing. Such a crazy cool idea...where did it come from? Thanks for sharingg

Princess · 04-17-2012, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedivahrrrself

They mentioned this once on Big Bang, now we have the Official Rules!

I'm confused though... Trek Geeks, why does paper disprove Spock?

Also, what do you think the hand signal for lizard would be?

Okay sooo everyone knows Vulcans are the mega smart, intelligent race, but they can be wrong occasionally. Well, Spock is HALF vulcan, HALF human. Because he is half human, there is more of a chance for him to be wrong.

When disproving someone logically it is best to use paper..even if its just to organize thoughts...

Make sense?

It did to me.

also I scored a %41.68 (Mega Geek and prouddd) <3

ALSO you asked about the symbol for lizard, and I found this image that would clear it up.

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thedivahrrrself · 04-17-2012, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Princess

Okay sooo everyone knows Vulcans are the mega smart, intelligent race, but they can be wrong occasionally. Well, Spock is HALF vulcan, HALF human. Because he is half human, there is more of a chance for him to be wrong.

When disproving someone logically it is best to use paper..even if its just to organize thoughts...

Make sense?

It did to me.

also I scored a %41.68 (Mega Geek and prouddd) <3

ALSO you asked about the symbol for lizard, and I found this image that would clear it up.

[IMG]

[/IMG]

Thank you! That clears up so much!

SugarFemme · 04-17-2012, 12:53 PM

thedivahrrrself · 04-17-2012, 01:07 PM

thedivahrrrself · 04-22-2012, 10:43 AM

04-22-2012, 12:04 PM

...you know the difference between a 'wet' and a 'dry' pen and/or ink.

TWolf · 04-22-2012, 01:39 PM

Bazinga!

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