What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 28

LeftWriteFemme · 07-26-2012, 10:42 PM

Okay..............third bat, I can't find him, he flew into the kitchen.......he didn't come back, I went after him, I don't see him. He is not attacking any of the shell wreaths.....oh wait! he's back!

LeftWriteFemme · 07-26-2012, 10:49 PM

Crap, now I've lost that freaking bat in my bedroom.....this is beginning to not be that funny.

scootebaby · 07-26-2012, 10:55 PM

she posted this on my FB

dixie · 07-26-2012, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by scootebaby

she posted this on my FB

umm....it should be fairly obvious

scootebaby · 07-26-2012, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dixie

umm....it should be fairly obvious

then DON'T pull my damn finger!!!

dixie · 07-26-2012, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by scootebaby

then DON'T pull my damn finger!!!

Do NOT blame my naiveté for your trickster nature!! I thought you were being all sweet and trying to hold my hand!

alexri · 07-27-2012, 06:15 AM

A friend sent this to me this morning before our race tonight. This made me laugh.

alexri · 07-27-2012, 09:48 AM

This one too. (I still watch reruns- great show!)

JustJo · 07-27-2012, 12:12 PM

Friends....and GREAT visuals!

Kenna · 07-29-2012, 08:15 AM

Quickly scanning through the cable TV guide channels without my glasses on to really focus, I pass one over because the title implied it was an Adult Pay PerView channel ...
then it dawns on me... the title was XXX SUMMER OLYMPICS ....the info window started with "Water Sports...."...

Someone writing the guide didn't think that one through ...

Okiebug61 · 07-29-2012, 08:21 AM

http://www.jest.com/video/3169/golde...at-child-alive

LeftWriteFemme · 08-01-2012, 09:49 PM

grenade · 08-01-2012, 09:59 PM

my daughter begging me to tweeze her brows for her student id then shrieking from the bathroom that one was thinner than the other...everyone would think she she looked 'suspicious' all year long!!!

Kenna · 08-02-2012, 04:08 PM

Me tagging along on Blade's shoe hunting trip, he suddenly announces to the lady helping him "she knows I'm a shoe whore!"...

lusciouskiwi · 08-05-2012, 01:29 PM

ruffryder · 08-05-2012, 08:43 PM

my babe and mines tickle fest.

Kenna · 08-06-2012, 08:22 PM

and a mutual friend and I are planning to go see Chuc in action during his next play... I can't wait!!
In person... he rolls off the jokes so fast and so witty that you never have a chance to catch up!!

I can't wait to ask him how his "Welfare Plan" worked out?

jac · 08-06-2012, 10:37 PM

Having a video/karaoke evening at the shelter... and six teens singing the Banana Song.. in unison... and surprisingly not sounding too bad together. LOL too bad they didn't sing something worth listening to

Corkey · 08-07-2012, 02:38 PM

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2012/08...-is-fired.html

Not only did he light himself on fire..... Ahahahahahaha!

08-07-2012, 03:05 PM

Listening to a guy sharing about having a hard exterior but loads of feelers bubbling under that exterior. My mate Shaz looked over and mouthed 'Fluffy bunny' at me...it's a wee shared 'in-joke' between us. Cracked us both up.

07-26-2012, 10:42 PM	#541
LeftWriteFemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Jersey Posts: 16,642 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,529 Thanked 12,285 Times in 5,184 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	Okay..............third bat, I can't find him, he flew into the kitchen.......he didn't come back, I went after him, I don't see him. He is not attacking any of the shell wreaths.....oh wait! he's back! __________________ Clicking on these dragon eggs will take you to my new erotic novella: Dragon Bait .........Hope you enjoy it! ________________________________________________ Please take a look at my work Click on flashing smilie to see my website To look at my Daddy/girl erotica book Click on pompom girl to see Elbows on the Table, Palms Flat Last edited by LeftWriteFemme; 07-26-2012 at 10:48 PM.

07-26-2012, 10:49 PM	#542
LeftWriteFemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Jersey Posts: 16,642 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,529 Thanked 12,285 Times in 5,184 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	Crap, now I've lost that freaking bat in my bedroom.....this is beginning to not be that funny. __________________ Clicking on these dragon eggs will take you to my new erotic novella: Dragon Bait .........Hope you enjoy it! ________________________________________________ Please take a look at my work Click on flashing smilie to see my website To look at my Daddy/girl erotica book Click on pompom girl to see Elbows on the Table, Palms Flat Last edited by LeftWriteFemme; 07-26-2012 at 11:12 PM.

07-26-2012, 10:55 PM	#543
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	i wonder what she's trying to tell me :\ she posted this on my FB

07-27-2012, 12:12 PM	#549
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,404 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Friends....and GREAT visuals! __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

07-29-2012, 08:21 AM	#551
Okiebug61 Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Light Butch Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Hitched to Red Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,528 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,261 Thanked 5,378 Times in 1,245 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	This is funny! http://www.jest.com/video/3169/golde...at-child-alive __________________ "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawake." ~ Anatole France

07-27-2012, 06:15 AM	#547
alexri Member How Do You Identify?: - Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: - Posts: 549 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,209 Thanked 2,799 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	A friend sent this to me this morning before our race tonight. This made me laugh.

07-27-2012, 09:48 AM	#548
alexri Member How Do You Identify?: - Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: - Posts: 549 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,209 Thanked 2,799 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	This one too. (I still watch reruns- great show!)

07-29-2012, 08:15 AM	#550
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Quickly scanning through the cable TV guide channels without my glasses on to really focus, I pass one over because the title implied it was an Adult Pay PerView channel ... then it dawns on me... the title was XXX SUMMER OLYMPICS ....the info window started with "Water Sports...."... Someone writing the guide didn't think that one through ...

08-01-2012, 09:49 PM	#552
LeftWriteFemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Jersey Posts: 16,642 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,529 Thanked 12,285 Times in 5,184 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	__________________ Clicking on these dragon eggs will take you to my new erotic novella: Dragon Bait .........Hope you enjoy it! ________________________________________________ Please take a look at my work Click on flashing smilie to see my website To look at my Daddy/girl erotica book Click on pompom girl to see Elbows on the Table, Palms Flat

08-01-2012, 09:59 PM	#553
grenade Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Full Flavor Femme Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Midwest Posts: 2,929 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,925 Thanked 8,058 Times in 2,121 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	my daughter begging me to tweeze her brows for her student id then shrieking from the bathroom that one was thinner than the other...everyone would think she she looked 'suspicious' all year long!!!

08-02-2012, 04:08 PM	#554
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Me tagging along on Blade's shoe hunting trip, he suddenly announces to the lady helping him "she knows I'm a shoe whore!"...

08-05-2012, 01:29 PM	#555
lusciouskiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme lesbian feminist Preferred Pronoun?: Anything except for "aunty" Relationship Status: Happy with my butch. Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Aotearoa New Zealand Posts: 2,681 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 25,494 Thanked 9,095 Times in 1,899 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I had to wipe the computer screen clean ... __________________ happiness is a form of courage. George Holbrook Jackson Risk! Risk anything! Care no more for the opinions of others, for those voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself. Face the truth. Katherine Mansfield Motivate yourself or be miserable. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. Wayne Dyer

08-05-2012, 08:43 PM	#556
ruffryder Senior Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: guy ones Relationship Status: ... Join Date: May 2011 Location: chillin' in FL Posts: 3,690 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,951 Thanked 9,679 Times in 2,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	my babe and mines tickle fest.

08-06-2012, 08:22 PM	#557
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I'm STILL rolling about this one!! And what makes it funnier, I recently had the pleasure of talking with "Chuc" ... and a mutual friend and I are planning to go see Chuc in action during his next play... I can't wait!! In person... he rolls off the jokes so fast and so witty that you never have a chance to catch up!! I can't wait to ask him how his "Welfare Plan" worked out? __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

08-06-2012, 10:37 PM	#558
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	Having a video/karaoke evening at the shelter... and six teens singing the Banana Song.. in unison... and surprisingly not sounding too bad together. LOL too bad they didn't sing something worth listening to

08-07-2012, 02:38 PM	#559
Corkey Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Human Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Very Married Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Where I want to be Posts: 8,155 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 47,491 Thanked 29,268 Times in 6,637 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2012/08...-is-fired.html Not only did he light himself on fire..... Ahahahahahaha! __________________ "Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them". ~Old Tassel, Chief of the Tsalagi (Cherokee)

08-07-2012, 03:05 PM	#560
Daktari Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a My Photo Gallery	Listening to a guy sharing about having a hard exterior but loads of feelers bubbling under that exterior. My mate Shaz looked over and mouthed 'Fluffy bunny' at me...it's a wee shared 'in-joke' between us. Cracked us both up.