What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 37

Jesse · 01-17-2013, 09:17 PM

RockOn · 01-17-2013, 09:34 PM

Tonight on the phone my lovely dear friend, LeftWriteFemme, told me a hilarious story about her week ... and it just kept getting better and better ... I was laughing so hard!

Laughter is good for the soul.

Thank you, Sherrie!

jac · 01-18-2013, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesse

Holy flippin hilarious! Reminds me of my girls at that age. My older of the two would have done just that and ironically enough, the younger was also named Lauren!

4am laughter is great in a quiet apt building...

DamonK · 01-18-2013, 04:28 AM

It made me laugh in an ironic way....

A year ago, I would have pitched a fit at even the thought of this....

Instead, today, what do I do? I willingly picked up the phone and called 3 different ENTs. In 3 different states.

Didn't even bat an eye. If you know me, you know why this is huge.

WingsOnFire · 01-18-2013, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DamonK

It made me laugh in an ironic way....

A year ago, I would have pitched a fit at even the thought of this....

Instead, today, what do I do? I willingly picked up the phone and called 3 different ENTs. In 3 different states.

Didn't even bat an eye. If you know me, you know why this is huge.

and I know just what any accomplishment this is for you! I am so very proud of you.

Scuba · 01-19-2013, 10:31 AM

jac · 01-19-2013, 11:25 AM

Having Chinese food and a table over...

Kid: What's that?
Mom: Duck sauce.
Kid: I'm not eating it. There's just no telling where they got that sauce.
Mom: It's just called that. It's not really from ducks.

LOL it was definitely laughable!

cinnamongrrl · 01-19-2013, 06:06 PM

I went to pick up Teddy and my meds at the pharmacy.I wasn't ENTIRELY sure what I was picking up,..and the pharmacist puts one modest little bag up on the counter.and I'm thinking, oh that's not so bad..then he swings up this massive plastic bag full of other bags....and in a flash I saw our future...meds meds and more meds

Fortunately, most of them are temporary...I have to take certain things before and after the surgery..and Teddy's were just on back order...

Ok I do subscribe to dark humor at times...but I found it amusing none the less...

Teddybear · 01-19-2013, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by cinnamongrrl563

I went to pick up Teddy and my meds at the pharmacy.I wasn't ENTIRELY sure what I was picking up,..and the pharmacist puts one modest little bag up on the counter.and I'm thinking, oh that's not so bad..then he swings up this massive plastic bag full of other bags....and in a flash I saw our future...meds meds and more meds

Fortunately, most of them are temporary...I have to take certain things before and after the surgery..and Teddy's were just on back order...

Ok I do subscribe to dark humor at times...but I found it amusing none the less...

Baby

I was suppose to get 2 bottles 1 vial and some needles to adminster the stuff in the vial

WTH did u get

jac · 01-19-2013, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stone4play

Holy flippin hilarious! Reminds me of my girls at that age. My older of the two would have done just that and ironically enough, the younger was also named Lauren!

4am laughter is great in a quiet apt building...

OMG I showed this video to my daughter and explained what I wrote up there ^^^^... She laughed so damn hard it made me crack up all over again!! She said, "That would have been Helen and I for sure!"

She's super evil in a 5ft package of a woman

cinnamongrrl · 01-19-2013, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teddybear

Baby

I was suppose to get 2 bottles 1 vial and some needles to adminster the stuff in the vial

WTH did u get

I got what they gave me! And they had to put it all in a walmart bag cuz there was too much to carry! But I think most of it is my eye stuff....and I'm not sure but I think there's an oral antibiotic...I didnt actually look at anything to see just what it was..

RockOn · 01-19-2013, 08:29 PM

In Harbor Freight Tools, Sams Club, Lowes and Home Depot - at least one sales associate in each store asked me, "Sir, may I help you?" It was pretty funny. I did get my hair buzzed super short last week and was wearing a ball cap.

cinnamongrrl · 01-19-2013, 11:05 PM

My client is a funny guy...we have this long running joke; no matter what care I'm giving, before I get started he yells "OWWWWW!" The huge irony of this is that he has NO sensation over most of his body...

SO...tonight, we were in the kitchen getting meds and I hear someone out in the hallway right outside his door...he had already pulled the OWWWW thing earlier...so I said.."Yeah why don't you do it NOW!? There's someone RIGHT out in the hall. Maybe they will hear you!"

Then.....he uses his controller to open his front door....I see the person in the hall kind of glancing up in surprise when the door opens...and he lets out a loud "OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

I bout hurt myself hiding behind the fridge while I died laughing...lol Good times...

TheMerryFairy · 01-19-2013, 11:19 PM

A little boy in a lineup tonight at the coffee shop. He was "break dancing" to the radio until he got his chocolate milk. He must have only been 3! He took off his hat while his dad ordered, set it down and did a series of moves that is pretty much indescribable. It looked like a cartoon character on narcotics who decided to throw a temper tantrum on the floor. I busted out laughing and put a dollar in his hat before his father turned around to see what he was doing.

In the end the father just looked up and said "so that's how you've been buying chocolate milk ALL week! You can't take people's money" To which the little boy replied " YOP! I'm a rockstar! They WANT to give me money - they put it in my hat. I could stay here all day and be rich!"

I smiled at the boy and his father, still half laughing. His little face was so precious!

Arwen · 01-19-2013, 11:54 PM

Playing Sour Apples to Apples with friends.

The word is "Rough".

The winning card is "My First Time"

We all laugh as we try to see who played that card.

The 10 yr old.

Her parent picked her card not knowing it was her.

We were in TEARS as her parent did a double take when the 10 yr old raised her hand.

"My first time at school was rough."

sierragirrl · 01-20-2013, 12:08 AM

watching cops and the kid that got busted saying " you got this twisted like a pretzel with no hot cheez to dip it in"
bwwhhaahhaa..
hey i thought it was funny!

Hollylane · 01-20-2013, 01:05 AM

The last 3 hours of watching The Vicar of Dibley....No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...yeah, that's right.

LaneyDoll · 01-20-2013, 01:32 AM

This little exchange between Col (my 14 year old and I)...

Col: "These are pretty awesome!"
Me: "I know and I found them at the Dollar Tree."
Col: "Cool! How much were they?"
Me: "Really?"

TheMerryFairy · 01-20-2013, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaneyDoll

This little exchange between Col (my 14 year old and I)...

Col: "These are pretty awesome!"
Me: "I know and I found them at the Dollar Tree."
Col: "Cool! How much were they?"
Me: "Really?"

LOL! I take it your dollar tree has things for only a dollar? Some of the "dollar" stores here have things from 50 cents up to 3.50 lol

LaneyDoll · 01-20-2013, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMerryFairy

LOL! I take it your dollar tree has things for only a dollar? Some of the "dollar" stores here have things from 50 cents up to 3.50 lol

Here it is a $1 most of the time; the other times (which are really RARE) are 2 for $1; 3 for $1 and 4 for $1.

We have Dollar General where things have a price range like the one you referenced.

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DamonK Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: May 2010 Location: . Posts: 2,199 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,527 Thanked 7,762 Times in 1,881 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	It made me laugh in an ironic way.... A year ago, I would have pitched a fit at even the thought of this.... Instead, today, what do I do? I willingly picked up the phone and called 3 different ENTs. In 3 different states. Didn't even bat an eye. If you know me, you know why this is huge.

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