The older I get, the more I realize...

Andrew, Jr. · 11-05-2009, 05:26 PM

Now you can fill in the blanks. This was another favorite.

Andrew

Andrew, Jr. · 11-05-2009, 07:42 PM

The older I get, the more I realize how important exercise is important to do every day.

Andrew, Jr. · 11-06-2009, 11:47 AM

The older I get, the more I realize how short life is.

WolfyOne · 11-06-2009, 08:07 PM

The older I get, the more I realize age doesn't defy us, we defy age

dixie · 11-07-2009, 12:11 PM

..how simple life seemed to be when I was a kid. We wouldn't be caught dead in the house, even on rainy or snowy days. We were always outside, climbing trees or exploring. We had simple toys, like Barbies, GI Joes and Tonka Trucks. My son is in 5th grade and has his own cell phone and laptop, PSP and Nintendo DS. Our living room entertainment center consists of PS2, XBox 360 and Wii. (Plus he's already got a PS3 wrapped up for Christmas.) I know it's mostly my fault for allowing his "technology obsession", and that it takes a stick of dynamite to get him outside to play batminton. Also, at another school in our county, a 5th grade girl was caught giving "BJs" to any little boys who wanted them. I didn't even know what that was till I was almost outta high school. It astounds me when I hear reports of elementary school kids with drugs and alcohol and weapons. Even when I was in high school the biggest "hardcore" drug problem here was a few stoner kids smoking weed behind the building. As for weapons, I live in the South, in the mountains. Even the high school girls had rifle racks in their pick-ups, and carried pocketknifes in their back pockets. And NONE of us would ever have even thought of using those for violence against others. That's just how people were raised in my town. (Yeah, I live in the redneck riviera. lol) The world has changed so much, and not all of those changes are good. Heck, I'm already complaining and I'm only 30. I can just imagine the things that I will see in my lifetime...and that's a hard realization for a mother with an 11 year old son growing up in these everchanging times.

Andrew, Jr. · 11-07-2009, 12:55 PM

The older I get, the more I realize how much comedy I enjoy.

Bootboi · 11-07-2009, 01:27 PM

That while my mind and spirit are more focused the body is dragging its sweet behind.

WolfyOne · 11-07-2009, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bootboi

That while my mind and spirit are more focused the body is dragging its sweet behind.

I can so relate to this

Medusa · 11-08-2009, 12:04 AM

The older I get, the more I realize that wearing heels should be considered "punishment"

Jet · 11-08-2009, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Medusa

The older I get, the more I realize that wearing heels should be considered "punishment"

I like a woman in heels and the older I get, the more I like it.

WolfyOne · 11-08-2009, 09:05 PM

The older I get the more I realize helping others is more important than it was in my youth when running around to hang with friends came first

The older I get the more I realize that one must stop to appreciate that rose rather than just stopping to smell it

Softly · 11-08-2009, 10:41 PM

that I must get more sleep or I am a cranky girl

cara · 11-08-2009, 11:33 PM

...it's not the Things that count, it's the Experiences.

~cara

Eddie · 11-09-2009, 12:01 AM

The older I get the more I realize that sometimes I'm not as agile as I used to be, but I do have fun trying to prove I'm still a young buck.

Diva · 11-09-2009, 12:27 AM

The older I get the more I use the term "heinous fuckery" to describe a myriad of things....

Andrew, Jr. · 11-09-2009, 10:36 AM

Prenups are a requirement;
Exercise on a daily basis is a requirement;
Life is wayyyy toooo short to hate or be mad at anyone;
Cancer sucks.

D-Money · 11-09-2009, 11:11 AM

... PBR in a can is tasty

... school is fun!

... i'll never be domestic(ated)

Bootboi · 11-09-2009, 07:03 PM

That "Asshatery" should be an official word define in the dictonary or at the very minimum "Asshat".

Asshatery
- the state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat.

Asshat
One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat.

Waldo · 11-11-2009, 01:49 AM

The older I get the more I realize that some people can twist anything into an insult.

The older I get the more I realize that my time and attention are valuable and should only be spent on things that bring me pleasure, joy and contentment.

Penelope · 11-12-2009, 02:20 PM

The older I get, the more I realize...no one uses their turn signal anymore.

11-05-2009, 05:26 PM	#1
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dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,384 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	The older I get, the more I realize... ..how simple life seemed to be when I was a kid. We wouldn't be caught dead in the house, even on rainy or snowy days. We were always outside, climbing trees or exploring. We had simple toys, like Barbies, GI Joes and Tonka Trucks. My son is in 5th grade and has his own cell phone and laptop, PSP and Nintendo DS. Our living room entertainment center consists of PS2, XBox 360 and Wii. (Plus he's already got a PS3 wrapped up for Christmas.) I know it's mostly my fault for allowing his "technology obsession", and that it takes a stick of dynamite to get him outside to play batminton. Also, at another school in our county, a 5th grade girl was caught giving "BJs" to any little boys who wanted them. I didn't even know what that was till I was almost outta high school. It astounds me when I hear reports of elementary school kids with drugs and alcohol and weapons. Even when I was in high school the biggest "hardcore" drug problem here was a few stoner kids smoking weed behind the building. As for weapons, I live in the South, in the mountains. Even the high school girls had rifle racks in their pick-ups, and carried pocketknifes in their back pockets. And NONE of us would ever have even thought of using those for violence against others. That's just how people were raised in my town. (Yeah, I live in the redneck riviera. lol) The world has changed so much, and not all of those changes are good. Heck, I'm already complaining and I'm only 30. I can just imagine the things that I will see in my lifetime...and that's a hard realization for a mother with an 11 year old son growing up in these everchanging times.

11-09-2009, 10:36 AM	#16
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11-12-2009, 02:20 PM	#20
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11-08-2009, 10:41 PM	#12
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11-08-2009, 11:33 PM	#13
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