What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 55

cinnamongrrl · 09-16-2014, 09:33 PM

my lady today....

she was falling asleep while I was feeding her a snack...and rather than startle her I whispered her name....she woke and whispered back, "what??" and I continued to whisper, "i have a snack for you!" to which she responded "Why are you....incoherent word (but I knew she meant to say WHISPERING) ". So I whispered back, "The cat is sleeping!" She looked at me like I was crazy and then burst out laughing....

It's good to know that even with this horrible disease she has her sense of humor intact....

Kenna · 09-29-2014, 10:00 PM

Peanut butter fudge ...that was supposed to be maple fudge...

TruTexan · 09-29-2014, 11:46 PM

Chatters tonight in the chat room cracked me up tonight. So much laughter going on. OMG it was great to be there.

Kobi · 10-03-2014, 12:09 PM

LeftWriteFemme · 10-03-2014, 10:11 PM

Kobi · 10-04-2014, 08:04 AM

Blade · 10-05-2014, 07:50 PM

While at Mom's she was telling me about riding threw town and asking Daddy if he wanted to stop for ice cream. At the moment she said ICE CREAM...out of a dead sleep her little dog snapped his head up pointed those ears straight up and looked her dead in the eye.

He is suppose to be about a 6 pound Chihuahua, he is about 12 pounds..I'm beginning to think the ice cream did it.

theoddz · 10-05-2014, 09:03 PM

Okay, who else, besides me, is a fan of the British Royal Family???

I give you this:

eh ehehehehehehehehe!!!!

~Theo~

Kobi · 10-06-2014, 05:11 PM

Gemme · 10-06-2014, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kobi

I wonder what you typed in to bring this video up.

RockOn · 10-06-2014, 09:19 PM

people ...

Fancy · 10-07-2014, 06:50 AM

At Home Depot picking up a couple cheap bricks...
Home Depot dude: have a good day!
Me with bitchy resting face: I will, once I put these through someone's window.
Home Depot dude:

Happy_Go_Lucky · 10-07-2014, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fancy

At Home Depot picking up a couple cheap bricks...
Home Depot dude: have a good day!
Me with bitchy resting face: I will, once I put these through someone's window.
Home Depot dude:

I first read your post saying...."a couple of CHEAP TRICKS"

MasterfulButch · 10-10-2014, 01:03 AM

Some images of workplace notices. I particularly like this one and the wanton escape of employee creativity:

Kenna · 10-10-2014, 10:37 AM

My morning chasing chickens...as noted in the exercise thread...

Femmadian · 10-11-2014, 02:10 PM

TruTexan · 10-11-2014, 03:35 PM

All the bantering on fb back and forth about the Tx Longhorns and OU Red Rivalry Game today...........my family, God love'em all, they cracked me up posting stuff.

Kenna · 10-13-2014, 05:12 PM

Poor Skippy dog (my roomie hates it when I call him Skippy Dippy Doodle) NEEDED a bath...
...before I even started the water, he was doing the Doggy Paddle in mid air over the tub, as I held him there, cracking up at him, then tested the water and started the hand-held shower...before I placed him in the tub, his paddling got faster....TOOO CUTE

Blade · 10-13-2014, 07:39 PM

While waiting for the light in town to change. Yes only one light in town. I watched a lady park in the empty bank parking lot get out go to the door pull on it to find it locked. She threw her hands on her hips and noticed the sign on the door. .. I'm sure saying they'd be closed today for Columbus Day. She threw her hands out to her sides and seemed to be saying WTF then leaned into the window to make sure no one was in there.

I'm thinking lady did you notice your car is the ONLY one in the parking lot? Did you think all the bank employees parked down at the Wagon wheel and walked up to the bank for exercise this morning.

I laughted so hard at her expense

Kenna · 10-13-2014, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade

While waiting for the light in town to change. Yes only one light in town. I watched a lady park in the empty bank parking lot get out go to the door pull on it to find it locked. She threw her hands on her hips and noticed the sign on the door. .. I'm sure saying they'd be closed today for Columbus Day. She threw her hands out to her sides and seemed to be saying WTF then leaned into the window to make sure no one was in there.

I'm thinking lady did you notice your car is the ONLY one in the parking lot? Did you think all the bank employees parked down at the Wagon wheel and walked up to the bank for exercise this morning.

I laughted so hard at her expense

Omg!! My goofball roommate still couldn't edit his post right!!
He went from "lashing so hard"...to "laughted so hard"...
When I joked with him about his lashing that poor woman, his dog must have been sitting on his reading glasses!!
We have a lot of laughs in this house about his glasses and goofy posts!

09-16-2014, 09:33 PM	#1081
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,246 Thanked 27,604 Times in 6,959 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	my lady today.... she was falling asleep while I was feeding her a snack...and rather than startle her I whispered her name....she woke and whispered back, "what??" and I continued to whisper, "i have a snack for you!" to which she responded "Why are you....incoherent word (but I knew she meant to say WHISPERING) ". So I whispered back, "The cat is sleeping!" She looked at me like I was crazy and then burst out laughing.... It's good to know that even with this horrible disease she has her sense of humor intact.... __________________

09-29-2014, 10:00 PM	#1082
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Peanut butter fudge ...that was supposed to be maple fudge... __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

09-29-2014, 11:46 PM	#1083
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10-03-2014, 10:11 PM	#1085
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10-05-2014, 07:50 PM	#1087
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	While at Mom's she was telling me about riding threw town and asking Daddy if he wanted to stop for ice cream. At the moment she said ICE CREAM...out of a dead sleep her little dog snapped his head up pointed those ears straight up and looked her dead in the eye. He is suppose to be about a 6 pound Chihuahua, he is about 12 pounds..I'm beginning to think the ice cream did it. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

10-03-2014, 12:09 PM	#1084
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10-04-2014, 08:04 AM	#1086
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10-05-2014, 09:03 PM	#1088
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10-06-2014, 05:11 PM	#1089
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10-06-2014, 09:19 PM	#1091
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10-07-2014, 06:50 AM	#1092
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10-10-2014, 01:03 AM	#1094
MasterfulButch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Charming the love of my life. Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Here, for now. Posts: 141 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 286 Thanked 598 Times in 125 Posts Rep Power: 9572902	Some images of workplace notices. I particularly like this one and the wanton escape of employee creativity: __________________ "To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." Ralph Waldo Emerson

10-10-2014, 10:37 AM	#1095
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	My morning chasing chickens...as noted in the exercise thread... __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

10-11-2014, 02:10 PM	#1096
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10-11-2014, 03:35 PM	#1097
TruTexan Senior Member How Do You Identify?: lesbian butch Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: in a one horse town in a large state, in the U.S. Posts: 3,952 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 5,266 Times in 1,633 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	What cracked me up today? All the bantering on fb back and forth about the Tx Longhorns and OU Red Rivalry Game today...........my family, God love'em all, they cracked me up posting stuff. __________________

10-13-2014, 05:12 PM	#1098
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	my roommate's crazy Chihuahua... Poor Skippy dog (my roomie hates it when I call him Skippy Dippy Doodle) NEEDED a bath... ...before I even started the water, he was doing the Doggy Paddle in mid air over the tub, as I held him there, cracking up at him, then tested the water and started the hand-held shower...before I placed him in the tub, his paddling got faster....TOOO CUTE __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

10-13-2014, 07:39 PM	#1099
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	While waiting for the light in town to change. Yes only one light in town. I watched a lady park in the empty bank parking lot get out go to the door pull on it to find it locked. She threw her hands on her hips and noticed the sign on the door. .. I'm sure saying they'd be closed today for Columbus Day. She threw her hands out to her sides and seemed to be saying WTF then leaned into the window to make sure no one was in there. I'm thinking lady did you notice your car is the ONLY one in the parking lot? Did you think all the bank employees parked down at the Wagon wheel and walked up to the bank for exercise this morning. I laughted so hard at her expense __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.