5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

tapu · 06-12-2011, 01:03 PM

Okay. I gotta go once more and then I'll stop. But this one is about my alter ego.... You know, the person I would be if I didn't have, like, friends and family.

Noa (as in opposite of tapu)

I walk my dog every day, like clockwork. That guy gets so much exercise!

I love to swim! I don't worry myself a bit about fish or eels or swarms of snakes that travel lightning fast through the water in a big ball, straight toward anything dangling below the water line.

My ideal job would be garbage collector. (Outside in the morning; off early in the day; wear anything...)

For income, I steal small electronics from Target and resell them on eBay.

My mom didn't just die last week. Why, I hear her voice from the kitchen right now.

06-12-2011, 01:03 PM	#11
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Okay. I gotta go once more and then I'll stop. But this one is about my alter ego.... You know, the person I would be if I didn't have, like, friends and family. Noa (as in opposite of tapu) I walk my dog every day, like clockwork. That guy gets so much exercise! I love to swim! I don't worry myself a bit about fish or eels or swarms of snakes that travel lightning fast through the water in a big ball, straight toward anything dangling below the water line. My ideal job would be garbage collector. (Outside in the morning; off early in the day; wear anything...) For income, I steal small electronics from Target and resell them on eBay. My mom didn't just die last week. Why, I hear her voice from the kitchen right now. __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

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