Dirty Minds....

[SleepyButch]

Originally Posted by princessbelle

Dear _ _ _ _/_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Who cares if they say you are are tacky. I think you are beautiful. I don't mind if people look at me funny or say things like "redneck" behind my back. I am proud of you. I love your long neck and long legs. I think you are hot, in more ways than one.

There are lots more of you around, the further south you go. But, you, my dear, are my happy place and your existence, makes me smile.

Are you a cliche? An anomaly? No. I think you are cool.

I was going to say lava lamp but that doesn't fit.. and it's not toothpaste.. so I'll have to go with lawn ornament