What Cracked You Up Today?

Blade · 06-29-2016, 04:02 PM

While returning from my Dr appt this morning, my phone rings
On the other end is my seemingly out of breath and shakeing voice roomie

She says where are you, I said on the way home. What's wrong?
I thought she found one of the animals down or dead.

She says there was a snake beside the AC unit. I was turning on the water and he about scared me to death, he was right beside my foot before I saw him.....I'm still listening.

"I ran in the house and got your gun and shot him and missed him, then shot him again (blowing a hole in the middle of him lol)
Then I thought he was coming after me, so I shot him again and got him in the head.
Then shot him again in the neck . You can see the blue dots. I killed him quicker than I did the other one with the sledge hammer.

I'm like umm well ok I'll be home in a bit.

Whole story cracked me up her first experience with killimg a snake with a pistol. I was just proud of her for not being scared to try it.

06-29-2016, 04:02 PM	#11
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	While returning from my Dr appt this morning, my phone rings On the other end is my seemingly out of breath and shakeing voice roomie She says where are you, I said on the way home. What's wrong? I thought she found one of the animals down or dead. She says there was a snake beside the AC unit. I was turning on the water and he about scared me to death, he was right beside my foot before I saw him.....I'm still listening. "I ran in the house and got your gun and shot him and missed him, then shot him again (blowing a hole in the middle of him lol) Then I thought he was coming after me, so I shot him again and got him in the head. Then shot him again in the neck . You can see the blue dots. I killed him quicker than I did the other one with the sledge hammer. I'm like umm well ok I'll be home in a bit. Whole story cracked me up her first experience with killimg a snake with a pistol. I was just proud of her for not being scared to try it. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.