"Note To Self"

RockOn · 12-31-2017, 09:11 PM

Note to Self:

DO NOT buy young Jeffrey Alan (pup) any more monkey fists.

You know

when you see him lope down the slope sideways ... pauses ... sits, looks back at his butt, does a quick butt drag, shoots into the air with his legs looking like they are having spasms ... then back to loping loping sideways again

that he has just done his #2 business and is coming straight to you for help.

You know you cannot refuse to help him.

You how much you dislike having to pull seemingly miles of multicolored yarn from Jeffrey's bum.

(by the way, no hands on ... task requires lots of multifolded paper towels)

12-31-2017, 09:11 PM	#11
RockOn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: sitting over there ----->>>>> :) Preferred Pronoun?: .... Relationship Status: .... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .... Posts: 3,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,081 Thanked 10,304 Times in 2,610 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Note to Self: DO NOT buy young Jeffrey Alan (pup) any more monkey fists. You know when you see him lope down the slope sideways ... pauses ... sits, looks back at his butt, does a quick butt drag, shoots into the air with his legs looking like they are having spasms ... then back to loping loping sideways again that he has just done his #2 business and is coming straight to you for help. You know you cannot refuse to help him. You how much you dislike having to pull seemingly miles of multicolored yarn from Jeffrey's bum. (by the way, no hands on ... task requires lots of multifolded paper towels)